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[tickledpink]

I worked in the school system and have seen twins:

Orangejello and Lemonjello (no joking!) after mom's favorite snack.

And one Eureka.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by tickledpink:
I worked in the school system and have seen twins:

Orangejello and Lemonjello (no joking!) after mom's favorite snack.

And one Eureka.

I was on another listserve and someone else told me about those twins. I never forgot it because it was SHOCKING

Were you ever on NPHC@meetgreeks.com listserve?

[tickledpink]

No.

[Kimmie1913]

Y'all 'bout to et me fired up in here!!

Here is m $19.13 worth...

DO NOT...
...try to get my attention by yelling "hey lihght skin", "hey red", "hey light bright". It is not cute.

...try to get my attention by yelling "hey white girl" or singing "Jungle Fever" at me. (It has happened.) I understand I am very light but DAMN! This nose, these lips, this hair... if you can't spot your own you need to do some research on the African Diaspora right quick. (And if you were looking to chase a white girl, she can have ya- I won't miss you in the least, catch my drfit?)

...Ask me what I do and get bent out of shape when I say I am an attorney like I am trying to make you feel bad. If you are intimidated by a successful, educated sister, those are your issues, not mine.

...it's been said before, but I'll say it again- ask me what A E O stands for!

...(particularly men) when I am walking throug a crowd ( apicnic, a club, a party- whatever) DO NOT take it upon your self to start stroking my hair. Yes it is the bomb but I don't know you, I am not big on the playing with the hair thing and I will cut you if you f--- up my do.

...accuse me of trying to be white because I am educated and well put together. What could be more ignorant than equating being BLACK with being DUMB!

...answer the question "what made you want to pledge xyz Sorority/Fraternity?" with "I loved the movie school daze." (And yes I have gottenthis answer.)

...think you are entitled to membership in my Sorority because you meet the minimum qualifications.

...ask me to write you a letter of recommendation for you to my Sorority because your cousin's sister's baby daddy's aunt knows me and told you I was a DELTA. I don't know you!

...get in the ten items or less line with 35 items. I might cut you some slack for 12 but 35?

...speak to me in ebonics or make up your own vocabulary and think I won't notice.

...try and holler at me as I am running to grab lunch out of a mouth full of gold teeth ehile you are chillin' in front of Lexington Market with your boys all day smoking weed and drinking forties. Did you think the rushed sister in the fly suit was feinin' to pick you up? Did you really?

Whew! That's it for now.

This list could keep going and going and going...

[bigBERG]

(women)
DO NOT:
Wear shirts that reveal your assets, esp if they sag

Act like you did me a favor by calling me

Say you are gonna put it on me then you just lay there

Talk to me like we're cool because you and my girl are tight

Try to flirt when I am with wifey

Squeeze into that size 6 but you are a 10 now

Oh yeah-no dirty thongs

(men)
DO NOT
Brag to me about how you "scoop mad chicks" but then your girl tells me you are wack

Be a senior in college tryin to run game on a freshman

Be a junior in college tryin to run game on a senior in high school

Try to blame your girl for your visit to the clinic but you are the one creepin'

Wear dirty wifebeaters

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Many are called, many are chosen, but only a few are PHROZEN!

[KnowledgeEternal]

I guess I will contribute also.

DO NOT try to talk to my girl while I am walking with her.

DO NOT tell your man to try and intimidate me because you are not getting your work done and I had to discipline you.

DO NOT expect to be my girl if you let me run the gamut of sexual positions on the first or even the second date. Trust me if we like you we will wait.

DO NOT ask me to go downtown and not be willing to return the favor.

DO NOT wear a wavecap all day long. That is just tacky.

Ladies,
DO NOT ask us if something fits. If you have to ask it probably doesn't.

DO NOT get upset when I won't give you a ride in the opposite direction of where I am going.

DO NOT try and shake my hand after you come out of the bathroom. I know you washed your hands and everything but its the principle of it all.

DO NOT ask someone if your breath stinks. If you have to ask, it does.

DO NOT wear pants that are so long you have to put a foot long cuff in them.

Fellas,
DO NOT wear pants that you have to pull up every 2 seconds. What is the point?

Ladies,
DO NOT wear sweatpants, a white thirt and Tims everyday. It looked kind of sexy the first time but c'mon.

-Why is your beard so nappy?

DO NOT get mad if I don't want to kiss you with your smelly @$$ breath. Pop a tic-tac and then holla at me.

-How can someone look like a Kappa/Omega/Alpha/Sigma? I have heard this many times and each time it confuses me.

DO NOT, DO NOT, DO NOT put Daytons on a Geo Metro. It does not look cool.In case you were wondering, We are not checking out your rims. We are trying to see the fool that put them on a Geo Metro.

DO NOT touch my hair and say, "Do you got indian in your family?". For one it is Native American and two what the hell are you touching my hair for?(This has happened with random people on the street)

-Why oh Why, is your trunk rattling? If I noticed it from two blocks away, I KNOW you can from two feet away.

Fellas,
DO NOT wear fur. Period.

DO NOT get mad when I won't let you smoke in my car. Its bad enough I've got to ride with your smelly ass. Don't make the problem worse by giving me cancer.

DO NOT stare at me. I wasn't even thinking about your old white ass until you started staring at me.

-If you have been with someone for a year and have never met any of their family or friends, you are not the only one.

DO NOT continue to say my name wrong after I have corrected you multiple times. It is not that difficult. Just sound it out.

DO NOT hit my car and get mad when I call the cops because you have no insurance. Is that my fault?

I can't think of anymore.

[This message has been edited by KnowledgeEternal (edited April 06, 2001).]

[KnowledgeEternal]

Wow, I really know how to clean out a room.

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"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

[Ideal08]

DO NOT ask me if I need my glasses to see. I mean, really, WTF kinda question is that?? I'm wearing 'em, aren't I??

DO NOT comment on how messy Sparkle (my car) is when I'm giving you a ride. The sidewalk is messier, trust.

DO NOT look at my friends' pictures on my desk and then ask for the hook-up. This is telecom, not match-maker.

DO NOT speed up after I put my blinker on.

DO NOT lie to me, and then badger me about how long it's going to take me to trust you again.

Just another Manic Monday . . .

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Ideal08:
DO NOT lie to me, and then badger me about how long it's going to take me to trust you again.

HMMMMMMMM!! This sounds true!!!

DO NOT ASK ME HOW MUCH MY BRAIDS COST and then whem I tell you, you reply I WOULD NOT HAVE PAID THAT MUCH!! Who the hell cares how much you would pay. YOU are not my mom, my man and since I make my own $$$ it is no skin off of your @$$. **flinging all my hair as I walk away**


[This message has been edited by CrimsonTide4 (edited April 09, 2001).]

[Synamynn]

Here's a few more for ya'll

DO NOT

Put gold fronts on the children!

Go to the club when you are pregnant and showing

(Men) Wear shirts that show your taco meat chest hair

(Jocks) Walk around campus thinking your the POO when your record is 1-100

Pledge an auxillary group to a business fraternity

[Synamynn]

Here's a few more for ya'll

DO NOT

Put gold fronts on the children!

Go to the club when you are pregnant and showing

(Men) Wear shirts that show your taco meat chest hair

(Jocks) Walk around campus thinking your the POO when your record is 1-100

Have a Lexus, wear the finest clothes but live in the projects

Hate on me because I'm in college, and you could be too, but you would rather stand on the corner!


Synamynn
"To get something you've never gotten, do something you've never done"

[1 Woman of Virtue]

I couldn't resist.

Do not ask to stay w/ me for 2 weeks, and then give all kinds of reasons for why you can't leave for the next 6 months.

Do not dirty up my toilet and leave the mess for someone else to clean out.

Do not eat your fried chicken and then leave the bones on a NAPKIN on my counter!

Do not let me leave for the weekend on Thursday, and come home on Sunday and find that the trash can is over-flowing.

Do not call yourself finally moving out of my house, and leave your furniture. It is now mine.

Do not let me open a closet that I LET YOU USE to find that a pile of dirty clothes that reaches from the ground up to my bosom.

Yes, these all really happened. Moral of the story? NEVER LET YOUR SO-CALLED BEST FRIEND OF 5 YEARS LIVE W/ YOU!!!

[toocute]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4:
**flinging all my hair as I walk way**

LOL...you go girl!

[buterscotch1]

DO NOT: PUT A BAND-AID ON THE ACRYLIC NAIL THAT "POPPED" OFF AND WALK AROUND LIKE THAT UNTIL YOUR NEXT REFILL, GET FIXED QUICKLY!!!

DO NOT: GO OUT LOOKING LIKE A SUPERMODEL AND YOUR KIDS LOOK LIKE SUPER-DUSTBUNNIES!

DO NOT: COME TO WORK WITH STAINS ON YOUR CLOTHES THEN SAY, "DANG, I JUST SPILLED COFFEE ON MY SHIRT"

DO NOT: CUT ME OFF IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC THEN WAVE TO ME.

DO NOT: STOP BY MY OFFICE TO CHAT WHEN I HAVE A PHONE ON ONE EAR, A REPORT TO DO/ REVIEW AND I'M ALREADY TEN MINUTES LATE FOR A MEETING WITH MY VP, BECAUSE FOR WHAT EVER REASON "YOU DON'T HAVE ANY WORK TO DO"

[dstbrat]

this is unresistable:

Do Not put an extra -ed on light skined-ed
Do Not refer to people by their skintone-hey red, etc
Do Not try to make my soror jealous by dancing up on me in the club
Do Not scratch/adjust yourself and act like no one can see you and then try to touch me
Do not answer your phone and hold a conversation in the movies
DO NOT come to my house and pick up the remote and start changing channels, you don't know me like that
DO NOT get in my car and start adjusting the air, turning the radio station, putting a tape in, letting the window down (it might be broken and i might not be able to get it back up)- your job is to ride do not touch the controls
Do Not let your manish dog sniff my bootie-that's nasty
Do not let your child play fight with me, he might take an L- i don't play with other people's kids
Do not drink out of my bottle, can and then put it back like I'm going to drink after you
Do not say if i had pledged i would have been a Delta-what should i say? ok my almost soror?
Do not try to act we are on solid gold on the dance floor, drawing too much attention by rolling around on the floor, hunching the ground, or grinding on my leg
Do not sound like prince when you oo-oop not aww-oop bring it down sorors
Do not lick me bruhs that's nasty.
Do not bite me bruhs
Do not sexual inuendo about my sorority-you what's between the Delta and Theta? a Sigma That's not cute.
Do not let the nastiest dude in the chapter work the grill at the bar-be-que
Do not leave the potatoe salad outside in the hot sun all day and not expect someone to get food poisoned
Do not leave the food uncovered so the folks(flies and ants) can get served first
Do not let your babies go to the buffet alone, you might eat after your child but i don't want to

let me stop and try to do some work