Britney Spears Married??? - Page 7

PhiPsiRuss · #91 01-06-2004, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Munchkin03
They have the wagon wheel picture on the front page of www.thesmokinggun.com

They also have the papers inside:

rayray · #92 01-06-2004, 04:41 PM

Wow, Britneys really got people wrapped around her fingers if we are going this far. This is amazing...

PhiPsiRuss · #93 01-06-2004, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by rayray
Wow, Britneys really got people wrapped around her fingers if we are going this far. This is amazing...

Only if we go out and buy her products. She failed to get people wrapped around her finger, just like she continues to fail at having any musical talent.

Munchkin03 · #94 01-06-2004, 04:48 PM

I like the Smoking Gun for the mugshots, but that haybale picture cracked me up!

Peaches-n-Cream · #95 01-06-2004, 04:59 PM

What happens in VEGAS, stays in VEGAS!

Cloud9 · #96 01-06-2004, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by rayray
Wow, Britneys really got people wrapped around her fingers if we are going this far. This is amazing...

Yeah, well, Michael Jackson gets the same amount of attention. Maybe this is just another step towards becoming a pathetic tabloid clown too? OMG but that cant be tru, like Britney is soooo kewl lol!!11!

AXJules · #97 01-06-2004, 05:00 PM

Well at least now we know the whore isn't pregnant, and won't be supporting her "ex husband".

rayray · #98 01-06-2004, 05:03 PM

I'm not saying Britneys the coolest cat but the fact that everyone is obsessing over it is whats pathetic.

PhiPsiRuss · #99 01-06-2004, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by rayray
I'm not saying Britneys(sic) the coolest cat but the fact that everyone is obsessing over it is whats(sic) pathetic.

Its not obsession. Its like discussing a SNL skit that makes you laugh. There are some skits that are over 20 years old, that I still discuss with my friends, and we still laugh.

America is collectively laughing at Britney Spears, not only for having less musical talent than a beat machine, but for making a complete and total ass of herself in a publicity stunt that completely backfired. And if it wasn't a publicity stunt, then she is dumber than a rock (or Jessica Simpson; take your pick.)

#**100** 01-06-2004, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by AXJules
Well at least now we know the whore isn't pregnant, and won't be supporting her "ex husband".

Actually, that part of it struck me as odd.

How do they (the court) know? Brit and Git can swear up and down they didn't have sex, and the court can run a pregnancy test... but honestly, it was only like 3 days ago... most pregnancy tests (correct me if I'm wrong) won't let you know until you're 3-6 weeks in.

ZTAngel · #**101** 01-06-2004, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by UKDaisy
haha, people.com said it was 5:30am.... lol, her mom is prolly wanting to kill her right now!

I'm sure her mother was in on it:

"Britney Jean, your album isn't selling that good. What are we going to do?! I didn't sleep with those record execs to have your career flop like this! If marrying that boy is what it takes, than by all means you marry that boy! I absolutely REFUSE to live in that damned double-wide again!"

PhiPsiRuss · #**102** 01-06-2004, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by ZTAngel
I absolutely REFUSE to live in that damned double-wide again!"

Once you experience the luxury of a triple-wide, there's just no going back.

Munchkin03 · #**103** 01-06-2004, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by ZTAngel
I'm sure her mother was in on it:

"Britney Jean, your album isn't selling that good. What are we going to do?! I didn't sleep with those record execs to have your career flop like this! If marrying that boy is what it takes, than by all means you marry that boy! I absolutely REFUSE to live in that damned double-wide again!"

Bwa ha ha ha!

Momma needs a new set of teeth!

HBADPi · #**104** 01-06-2004, 06:15 PM

Ok I know I said how if she was sober that she probably did it as a publicity stunt but after looking at that annulment paper and her signature on it I have to say that she was probably wasted. I have been trying to find the marriage certificate to post here but I cant seem to remember where I saw it (anyone who knows where it is feel free to post a link). Anyways if you look at her signature on the marriage certificate it is definitely sloppier than the one on the annulment papers.

I dont know if anyone else does this or not but when my friends turn 21 we make them a 21 shot sheet, write the drinks they had, who bought and then you have to sign after every drink and watch your signature slowly deterriorate (sp?). Anyways just my 2 cents says that she was drunk but cant say she was for PR reasons.

Russel I like your comparision of this to an SNL skit because thats exactly what it is. Too funny not to laugh, and definitely not obsession.

mu_agd · #**105** 01-06-2004, 06:20 PM

Marriage Certificate