How Come-General Part 3...

[tickledpink]

Originally posted by librasoul22:

How come the reason why is I am fearful that my everyday convos will turn into the How Come format:
"How come hello?"
"How come how are you?"

How come I am LOL!
How come when I walk through my job, I sometimes "crack" on people (not out loud, of course) in "How Come" format?
How come I almost said it one day, but knew noone else would get it?
How come I've been trying to get sorors at work hooked on GC, but noone seems to have a computer?
How come this is the first real laugh I've had today because folks keep trying to "scress" me out?

[exquizit]

Originally posted by BlueReign:
How come this thread is too dam funny?
How come everyone here thinks I'm crazy cause I am sitting here staring at this and LMAO!!?
How come I think Ideal08 is the craziest, funniest person on GC? (you and your half a bagel, with the raisin taste but no raisins?)
How come I can't understand OA's calling out his woman's name? (you know better!)
How come "crankin" is a new word in my vocab?
How come finding a maintenance man is not a hard thing to do but one with the "right tools" is "hard to come" by?
How come after reading these how comes I feel better now?

How come I'm over here dying laughing at you?
How come I KNOW the right tools are HARD to come by?

How come SOMBODY doesn't miss chatting with me as much as I miss chatting with them?

How come Carla had to hear (or read) me whining about it?

How come I was at work and a white male came in with three black guys and was calling them all "BOY" ?

How come I was pissed?

How come this same man looked like the overseer in roots?

How come he was acting like it?

How come the image of me in one mirror looks different in another?

How come I always choose to believe in the one that makes me look SMALLER?
How come regulator don't love me no mo?
How come I have the best GC friends?
How come they were all concerned with my well being?
How come OA is rubbing in just how great his "Crankin" life is?
How come I'm a tad jealous?
How come Imma go buy a blow up pimp named BOB?
How come my SF Darling1 hasn't emailed me in a month?
How come Pretty Nikki hasn't either?
How come Morris really is myfuchababyfavah and he doesn't know it yet?
How come I had the best batch of pecan pancakes today?
How come I'm going on and on about nothing?
How come cold medicine has me high once again?

How come I really missed you guys?
How come I'm going to bed?



[This message has been edited by exquizit (edited July 27, 2001).]

[AKA2D '91]

How Come E. Lynn Harris was/is in town today?
How Come I am just coming back from his book signing/reading?
How Come I got my book signed?
How Come I only got ONE signed cause my sister has the other books?
How Come I was pissed?
How Come, it's all good in the hood?
How Come I took a picture with him?
How Come I snapped several pictures?
How Come he doesn't like you to take pictures of him, but WITH him?
How Come he was cool as....?
How Come he said he was partial to AKAs?
How Come I told ya'll a year ago he'd say that?
How Come if Jabba the hut was there, he'd say he was partial to Jabba? LOL
How Come, Ideal, I'm glad I went?
How Come the chick who took my picture tried to trip?
How Come she didn't advance my camera before she took the picture?
How Come she snapped and the chit didn't flash?
How Come she was like ?
How Come I was like my butt?
How Come E. Lynn was about to sit down?
How Come I was like uh-uh?
How Come I told home skillet to advance the camera?
How Come she took the picture and it flashed?
How Come I wasn't having that?
How Come she was mad cause her Walgreens disposable had "died"?
How Come I still took her picture?
How Come it wasn't my problem I had a Fuji disposable and she didn't?
How Come that's why I am ready to buy a digital camera?
How Come I am happier than a runaway slave?
How Come that's happy?
How Come I ain't lettin nobody hold my autographed copy of Any Way...?
How Come I'll buy my sister a copy?
How Come he said Showtime bought the rights to one of the books?
How Come Pam Grier bought the rights to Not a Day...?
How Come she is the director?
How Come she is going to play Ava?
How Come? :confues:
How Come he doesn't know who is going to play Basil?
How Come I thought Jenifer Lewis (Aunt Helen, fresh prince) would be a good Ava?
How Come he mentioned something about getting a call yesterday in Philly about Aalliyah and something about Sparkle?
How Come I was too busy taking pictures?
How Come I didn't really get that part?
How Come I had to let ya'll know?
How Come folks from Miss and Florida came JUST for the signing?
How Come I was like DAYUM?
How Come it's time to go?

[kitten03]

How come I'm at home on a friday night?
How come my dad ruined my plans?
How come I'm awake and on GC?
How come AKA2D and Exquisit are in da house too?

How come my nephew is over here?
How come he bit me?
How come he bit my breast?
How come I wanted to punch his little butt?
How come I ran away from an 18 month old?
How come he chased me?
How come he bit my leg?
How come I threw him out of my room and closed the door?
How come I can't believe I'm telling yall this?
How come it's kinda funny?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by exquizit:
How come Imma go buy a blow up pimp named BOB?

HOW COME I am LMAO @ you and the BOBster.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by kitten03:
How come my nephew is over here?
How come he bit me?
How come he bit my breast?
How come I wanted to punch his little butt?
How come I ran away from an 18 month old?
How come he chased me?
How come he bit my leg?
How come I threw him out of my room and closed the door?
How come I can't believe I'm telling yall this?
How come it's kinda funny?

HOW COME I am @ you and your nephew?

[exquizit]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4:
HOW COME I am @ you and your nephew?

How Come I'm LMAO too?
How come your nephew had a taste for flesh this evening?
How come I'm still laughin?

Originally posted by kitten03:

How come my nephew is over here?
How come he bit me?
How come he bit my breast?
How come he bit my leg?

How come yall don't feed him?
How come yall need to feed him?
How come I'm at home on a Friday?
How come the person I want to be with is working?
How come I haven't posted in a while?
How come?
How come some of yall crazy but I love yall like a play cousin?
How come I really don't have any how come's but I want to add my few cents in anyway?
How come I need a new job?

[SweetestDiva]

How come I love the positive vibe GC has had lately?

How come some folks just can't stand it?

How come I like In The House re-runs way better than I did the first time around?

How come it's the same way with Fresh Prince?

How come I really like the song/video for "Used To Love" by Keke Wyatt?

How come her trifling boyfriend in the video looks like the same one from "Heard It All Before"?

How come I think the brotha is being typecast??

How come I just woke up from a nap and it's past midnight?

How come I really want to tell y'all about this funny tape on America's Funniest Home Videos but it would take forever to do it in "how comes"?

[The Original Ape]

How come Planet of the Apes wasn't all that?

How come I saw alot of subliminal shyt in it?

How come it was aight until the girl started beatin' one of the apes down, when we all know apes have the strength of 6 men?

How come there were only 4 seats remaining when I got there; and when I snuck in to see Baby Boy, there were only 10 people there?

How come all of the chimpanzees ran thangs, while the gorillas were grunts(basic soldiers)?

How come the weekends go so fast?

How come?

[Steeltrap]

How come a lot of burdens can be lifted when you see a newborn baby?

[kitten03]

How come my nephew drew blood?
How come my man is mad at the nephew?

How come I agree w/ OA about Planet of the Apes?
How come the end had me shook?
How come I didn't realize the distinction between chimps and gorrillas?

How come I had a nice weekend?
How come I hope everyone else did too?
How come I need to go to bed?

[AKA2D '91]

How Come Kitten03 tried to call peeps out?
How Come she ain't in the "loop" to do dat? LOL
How Come she betta recognize? LOL
How Come she tryin' to play in the "big leagues"?
How Come Nelly is using that Jefferson's intro in his rap?
How Come he needs to become a little bit mo original?
How Come it was Lil Romeo Day today?
How Come that is a hot mess?
How Come the theme park was probably packed with little ghetto girls?
How Come people have stuffed animals in their back windows?
How Come I don't see the purpose in that?
How Come if it's too hot back there, one should get some TINT?
How Come AKAtude needs to get her butt back on GC?
How Come her presence is needed?
How Come Mr. AKAtude needs to let her log-on?
How Come I hope that's not what married life is like?
How Come if my hubby wouldn't let me log on, we'd be on our way to see Mabelene on Divorce Court?
How Come I'm just playin with AKAtude?
How Come I had to say that cause folks around here are too TENSE?
How Come folks need to realize that I am the NICE one and she is the NICETY one?
How Come folks would rather rub me the wrong way instead of her?
How Come she needs to be here to do the infamous...OH PLEASE ?
How Come I love that?
How Come it looks better when she does it?
How Come Convinced, How Come?
How Come it's almost time for me to return to work?
How Come I am getting a little upset about this?
How Come I don't want to return?
How Come I think I better try to find me another line of work? NOT!
How Come I better rephrase that?
How Come I better find me ANOTHER school, school system, or class to teach?
How Come I'm beginning to get bored?
How Come that's not good?
How Come I need to get my mind on relocating?
How Come my time here is very, very limited?
How Come it's time for me to MOVE ON?
How Come Sorors, we need to R,R, and R?
How Come those 3 R's are very important?
How Come I'm out?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91:
How Come it's almost time for me to return to work?
How Come I am getting a little upset about this?
How Come I don't want to return?

HOW COME this time on August 29, I will be in bed, tossing and turning because the next day brings the FIRST DAY of SCHOOL?!!?!?!
HOW COME I am sorta kinda looking forward to it and sorta kinda not?
HOW COME I need to apply to grad school and keep putting it off?
HOW COME the sooner I apply, the sooner I start, the sooner I finish, the sooner I can relocate to ATL or Charlotte?
HOW COME I need to stay in Columbus because they truly have a phat benefits and salary package for teachers?
HOW COME I quit that summer job although it kept making me fall asleep because I am broke as a joke now?
HOW COME I had a dream about a shady ex-boyfriend that rocked my socks and actually entertained the thought of calling him?
HOW COME I am thankful that my right mind is stronger than my hormonal tendencies and I yielded not to temptation?
HOW COME I need to find me a love slave?
HOW COME I Miss AKATUDE as well?
HOW COME AKA2D was wrong for the Maybelline reference ?
HOW COME I cannot wait until the Kappa Conclave?

[cocowoman_65]

How come the weekend is already over?
How come I'm mad about that?
How come I wanted to go see Planet of the Apes but the reviews on the GC were not good?
How come I have a test tomorrow that I am not ready for?
How come I better get ready?
How come church yesterday was so inspirational and so uplifting that I feel totally refreshed?
How come I missed you guys over the weekend?
How come I hope that everyone has a wonderful and exciting week?
How come I am so glad to be a black woman and glad to be alive?
How come bye?