How Come?

[novella000]

How come I need to get MY mind right?
How come I am ROTFLMAO at the following conversation between and Engineer and my "butch" lesbian co-worker Linda:

ENGINEER:
(looking at the name plate on the cube)"Hi there, are you Linda?
LINDA:
"Yes"
ENGINEER:
"Someone told me I should be looking for a 'Linda'...
LINDA:
"Weeelll you found me. What can I do for ya'?"
ENGINEER:
"YOU'RE Linda???!!!???"
LINDA:
"YES"
ENGINEER:
"Wow, I bet you got teased a lot as a kid."
LINDA:
"Why's that?"
ENGINEER:
"Well, kids can be pretty cruel and with you being a little boy with the name 'Linda', gosh, must've been tough!!"
LINDA:
"@#*(@(*@(#*9798&(*&(*(*&(*&(*#%!^@(#&&@(#)($&#&^$ &YHI#$H&$Y@*@L#UY(*@&&^... F#c% you, I AM A WOMAN!!!"

How come I used to think she was a man too, until I came to this Department?


[This message has been edited by novella000 (edited July 02, 2001).]

[Mz. Sports Luva]

How come I have tears in my eyes from laughing at y'alls crazy behinds?

How come I'm just now reading this thread?

How come Conskeeted19 is so doggone funny?

How come I'm cracking up laughing at AKA2D's hairstylist?

How come I got my hair braided Saturday and it took her 12hrs to do it?

How come she told me on the phone it would only take 6 hrs?

How come my head is hurting so bad that I'm popping aspirins like their candy?

How come she was funky as h*#@?

How come this other lady, who was there getting her hair braided too, brought her 2 y/o son w/her?

How come I wanted to beat his a$$ after about 2 hrs.?

How come I started telling him to "stop" like I was his momma?

How come I've decided to get my tubes tied after being around him?

How come I made this decision and I don't have any kids yet?

How come I have a gazillion how comes?

[InquiringMind]

Originally posted by Ideal08:
Please don't get me started on this. But what I REALLY want to know is when did you see a 38D bra in VS????? I have NEVER seen a D cup there at all. That's why they make me sick!!! LOL!

And, oh, no, we big girls, we were meant to be frumpy, no sexy stuff for us!!

HOW COME....I can find a 38D at regular price, but never during the clearance sale???

HOW COME....people are still asking me am I home for the summer?

HOW COME....people call at 3:00 in the morning, wake you up, and then ask if you were sleep? No, I always sound like Barry White after midnite.

HOW COME....every time my dad tells me something he asks if I heard him--I'm only standing 2 feet away from you?

HOW COME....the line at the drive-thru is always slowest when you're in a hurry?

HOW COME....they don't have special capris for short people??? Every pair makes me feel like I'm floodin'!!

HOW COME....this Alicia Keys CD is the shiznit?

HOW COME....plain denim Baby Phat shorts are only $2 cheapter than the plain denim jeans?

HOW COME....I always "happen" to run out of money the day before I get paid?

HOW COME....I'm ready to go back to school b/c I hate being at home?

HOW COME....you see everything cute in the stores when you don't have any $$$ but when you get some, you can't find $^&*?

HOW COME....all of these guys are calling me out the blue when I promised myself I would stay faithful?

HOW COME....I can predict every song that's about to come on the radio on BOTH of my city's urban stations?

HOW COME....I was in the store today and a girl was having a VERY loud personal conversation behind her register?

HOW COME....people feel the need to comment on how "vertically challenged" I am?

HOW COME...."Whachu doin' girl wit all dat?" seems to be a new pickup line for the summer here?

HOW COME....everybody and they mama, brother, and play cousin trying to get a record deal?

That's all for now.......I shall return.....

[Conskeeted19]

How Come I posted earlier that I needed someone to say that they loved me


How Come noone did


How Come I am sad

How Come you guys are like family to me

How Come this is the greatest site

How Come I bought some batteries

How Come I can't find them

[AKA2D '91]

How come Soror I love you?

How come folks around these parts are a trip?

How come I should be in bed?

How come I don't have to be in class tomorrow until 10?

How come it's our last class for the week?

How come our final is next Tuesday?

How come this professor's husband had a heart attack on Saturday?

How come this woman STILL wanted to have class TODAY (MONDAY)?

How come we had a test scheduled for today?

How come we emailed her Sunday telling her she should be with her husband?

How come THEY don't handle STUFF like WE do?

How come I would have said F*&% school, test, class, etc. if it were MY husband/relative?

How come she decided to have class online?

How come she gave us the password for our quiz?

How come I passed?

How come I looked in my book to "check" my answers?

How come I STILL missed 1?

How come I haven't emailed Exquizit yet?

How come I am beginning to ramble?

How come it's time for me to go?

[SweetestDiva]

How come Conskeeted19 doesn't already know we love her?

How come people keep sending me surveys with 1 million questions on them when I already know all I care to know about them?

How come this dude called my home phone and cell phone four times each in a 30 minute time period and still doesn't get the point when I don't answer either?

How come he's dating my friend?

How come he insists she wouldn't have beef with me if we hooked up?

How come he really is the definition of a bugaboo?

How come my girl is with this loser in the first place?

How come people on Blackplanet are actually paying money for their raggedy dating service?

How come my legs don't feel the same everytime I shave them?

How come I have a research paper due Friday and I haven't started?

[MissPradaLover]

How come I'm bored?

How come we (GC fam) love you Conskeeted?

How come I'm reading "Sisters & Lovers" by Connie Briscoe and it's not as good as I THOUGHT it was going to be?

How come the characters are putting up with too much sh@* from the men in their lives?

How come I'm MAD about that and it's ONLY a fictional book?

How come I'm visiting my Sister and I'm ready to go back home?

How come her children are getting on my nerves?

How come I'm ready for school to start?

How come I need a hobby?

How come I have a SERIOUS addiction to GC and Posting?

How come you guys have me LMAO (and I really mean it) everytime I come here?

[novella000]

How come I feel Conskeeted...some days you just need to read it, feel it, see it?

How come we thought she knew?

How come I am about to break the "rules" for this thread?

How come I am having trouble finding a d%mn smilie?

How come I found more than one?

How come I don't just say it?

How come I will?

CONSKEETED!!!!!!!!


I

LOVE

YOU!!!

...and I am sure, we all do

[exquizit]

How come I'm dying over here from all of yall and your crazy posts?

How come I've been going through withdrawl from no net access?

How come summer school, work, moving, parenting, love life, social life, not all in that order is driving me up a wall?

How come I need to go to Chilli's for some boneless buffalo wings and a strawberry Marqurita(sp)

How come I need to take a few of my girls with me....(we all have issues*LOL*)

How come Regulator's 1 and 3 didn't email me yet?

How come all my SFs used to be on IM all the time but when I finally get a chance to log on none of you heifers are there?

How come this woman came into the bank with booty shorts on and she was fresh out of surgery from lipo?

How come I can't seem to get my tea cakes to come out right?

How come I made pecan candy and my family ate it ALL in 10min?

How come I'm starting to just go off because I haven't had a chance to in so long?

How come?

[sphinxpoet]

How come women wait until you are dead tired in the Bed, Got work early in the morning and it is late at night and have been with you the whole day and then start to ask you deep questions about the relationship?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by prayerfull:
How come at church yesterday, I was so caught up in praise and worship that I didn't notice my 3 year old daughter had gotten into my purse?

How come she pulled out my stash of tampons?

How come when I did look around she had opened up one of them and was holding it up by the string?

How come she was waving it around laughing?

How come I was soooooo embarassed?

How come I knocked her out in the bathroom for doing it?

ROFLMAO!!!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!

[exquizit]

Originally posted by sphinxpoet:
How come women wait until you are dead tired in the Bed, Got work early in the morning and it is late at night and have been with you the whole day and then start to ask you deep questions about the relationship?

How come Mrs. Sphinx just loves ya and it may have JUST crossed her mind to ask...lol

[sphinxpoet]

Originally posted by exquizit:
How come Mrs. Sphinx just loves ya and it may have JUST crossed her mind to ask...lol

How Come they get upset when the man does the same thing to them

How come we all love Conskeeted?

How come she betta know it?

How come I feel like yall are family?

How come my local sf's gonna have to hook up one day?

How come I like the new guy I met?

How come he's damn fine?

How come I really don't have anything to say but I like posting?

How come I saw Baby Boy with my new friend last night and it sucked?

How come I didn't care though?

How come Novella had me laughing out loud about Linda?

[pointNclick]

Originally posted by sphinxpoet:
How Come they get upset when the man does the same thing to them

ROFLMPBAO... I dunno. That is a good question!