DO NOT.COM.....

[OOHLALA]

This is for those that fly the "friendly skies".......

DO NOT let your child kick the back of my seat.

DO NOT look at me weird when I discipline my child in the airport (or anywhere for that matter) WHEN your child just called you a B*&%^....

DO NOT ask me why my 3 year old son is so well behaved. He is not from the jungle or an ape. It is called home training!

DO NOT ask the Southwest airlines flight crew what they are going to serve!!! You pay Peanuts, you get PEANUTS!!!!!

DO NOT HAVE ME BOARD THE PLANE, SIT FOR 45 MINUTES, THEN HAVE US DEBOARD AND TELL US THE ENGINE DOES NOT WORK!!! (BUT GOOD LOOKING OUT!!!!)

That is just a few from my weekend excursion...




[This message has been edited by OOHLALA (edited January 17, 2001).]

[toocute]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91:
DO NOT submit your letter of interest on a sheet of notebook paper (this ACTUALLY happened)

Please say this isn't so!!!

*sisterfriend toocute shakes her head*

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by OOHLALA:
This is for those that fly the "friendly skies".......
DO NOT HAVE ME BOARD THE PLANE, SIT FOR 45 MINUTES, THEN HAVE US DEBOARD AND TELL US THE ENGINE DOES NOT WORK!!! (BUT GOOD LOOKING OUT!!!!)

Miss OOOLALA you have nooooo sense.

Okay here are a few more:

DO NOT have me come into your dentist office take umpteen X-rays and wase an hour of my time only to tell me you do not perform the procedure I need in your office. WHY ARE YOU ALL EVEN OPEN FOR BUSINESS?????

DO NOT come to class everyday and ask me what we are doing today. If you want to do nothing keep your behind at home.

DO NOT wear tank tops in the WINTER when there are 2 inches of snow and then wear a BIG COAT!!!

DO NOT rob my house, steal my checks and USE THEM to buy $72.00 worth of PIZZA!!!! (THIS REALLY HAPPENED)




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Black is a mystery, and part of my history. Black is bold and worth a hell of a lot more than gold.

[12dn94dst]

DO NOT post on one organization's message board disrespecting the Founders of another organization and think you won't get checked QUICKLY and more than once.

DO NOT think dissin another organization's Founders will get you points with the organization in which you plan to seek membership.

DO NOT change your interest in organizations because you think the first org won't want you. We all choose the best and the brightest. If the first organization didn't want you, chances are the second won't either.

DO NOT sleep on the INCH HIGH PRIVATE EYE!!

[DableST_1]

ROTFL!!!!!!


Right on Soror!!!!!

[Talaxe]

I'm a little late on this one.

DO NOT ask me, "Is all that your real hair?" Why do you care? Wanna be like moi??

DO NOT ask me for my phone number and say that your name is "Bob," then when I write it down you say that your name is really "Derek."

DO NOT ask me for my number and hand me a sheet of paper w/another chick's name and number already on the paper. (This really happened to me. LOL)

DO NOT ask me for my number if you are old or married (or both).

DO NOT ask me if my mom is white. (This has happened a few times.)

If I am trying to make a left turn in an intersection and the light is yellow DO NOT slow down in the next lane hanging out of the window to speak to me!! I'm thinking "accident!"

DO NOT tell me that I:

• speak so well (duh, I'm educated)
• don't act like most black people (you've interacted with over 7 million black folks to come to this conclusion?)

*sigh*

[OOHLALA]

DO NOT sleep on the INCH HIGH PRIVATE EYE!! [/B][/QUOTE]

Because she is always on the case!
Stay cool everyone...

[PrettyPetite]

I just heard this on the radio today ya'll....

DO NOT ADVERTISE YOUR CLUB AS A NIGHTSPOT FOR THE CLASSY CROWD....AND THEN SAY THERE IS A $1500 SHAKE IT FAST CONTEST AT THE CLUB THAT NIGHT. 'WHAT THE ?!?!"

[novella000]

DO NOT - ask me if I am dating a certain person, frown when I say 'yes', and ask me "Damn, how did Y'ALL get together?"... But then turn right around and say "I would holla at him though."
~~You might just get a little taste of my attitude~~

[exquizit]

Originally posted by PrettyPetite:
I just heard this on the radio today ya'll....

DO NOT ADVERTISE YOUR CLUB AS A NIGHTSPOT FOR THE CLASSY CROWD....AND THEN SAY THERE IS A $1500 SHAKE IT FAST CONTEST AT THE CLUB THAT NIGHT. 'WHAT THE ?!?!"

LMBO @ this one! The same thing goes on here!

[novella000]

DO NOT...

Give me advice on how to gain weight, especially since I DIDN'T ASK YOU!!!!!

[Inquisitive]

DO NOT name you child after some hip hop artist just because you think it's cute!!!! This is a true story one of my clients actually named her newborn baby boy JADAKISS. Ya'll know him the cat from The Lox. Now what type of HOT MESS is that?

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Cancel My Subcription Because I'm So Sick And Tired Of Your Issues!

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Inquisitive:
DO NOT name you child after some hip hop artist just because you think it's cute!!!! This is a true story one of my clients actually named her newborn baby boy JADAKISS. Ya'll know him the cat from The Lox. Now what type of HOT MESS is that?

ROFLMAO @ that tacky tacky name.
My former roomate in college had a brother who had a biracial DAUGHTER that he named OSHEA after the RAPPER ICE CUBE. My friend's mom was so pissed when she realized what he did to the little girl.

Watch I bet you we have a whole slew of little girls being named EVE in the next 4-5 years although that is definitely a wholesome name but we know it is named for the rapper.

DO NOT NAME YO BABIES some GHETTO FABU NAME JUST BECAUSE YOU HEARD IT IN A SONG, MOVIE, BOOK, etc. Don't name your baby Jaguar when the only thing you have is a BUS PASS!!!

[onesavvydiva]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4:

ROFLMAO @ that tacky tacky name.
My former roomate in college had a brother who had a biracial DAUGHTER that he named OSHEA after the RAPPER ICE CUBE. My friend's mom was so pissed when she realized what he did to the little girl.

Watch I bet you we have a whole slew of little girls being named EVE in the next 4-5 years although that is definitely a wholesome name but we know it is named for the rapper.

DO NOT NAME YO BABIES some GHETTO FABU NAME JUST BECAUSE YOU HEARD IT IN A SONG, MOVIE, BOOK, etc. Don't name your baby Jaguar when the only thing you have is a BUS PASS!!!

WHY oh WHY..do I know of this gal who named her kid Excursion!!!

also, working in the pharmacy, we see ALL types of names on Rx's/medicaid cards...some of the ones that stick out are

Andromeda (isn't that a galaxy?)

Ixnorzirilda (sounds like godzilla's cousin, but when she says it--you know I asked her to pronounce it--it sounds like she says "It snores gorilla"

Taryntula (I know she spelled it kinda funny, but wouldn't that be sounded out like Tarantula the spider?)

Yes, I too have seen at LEAST 2 Jadakiss's, and recently a Beyonce' (newborn of course, poor child!)

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by onesavvydiva:
WHY oh WHY..do I know of this gal who named her kid Excursion!!!

also, working in the pharmacy, we see ALL types of names on Rx's/medicaid cards...some of the ones that stick out are

Andromeda (isn't that a galaxy?)

Ixnorzirilda (sounds like godzilla's cousin, but when she says it--you know I asked her to pronounce it--it sounds like she says "It snores gorilla"

Taryntula (I know she spelled it kinda funny, but wouldn't that be sounded out like Tarantula the spider?)

Yes, I too have seen at LEAST 2 Jadakiss's, and recently a Beyonce' (newborn of course, poor child!)

NOT BEYONCE!!

Some parents need a swift kick up their @$$ for the things they do to their kids.

One of my students has a daughter named Takeyzzeona (Ta KEY ZEE ONN A) Yup!! Then she told me when she graduates (mind you she comes to school maybe once a month) she is going to go to Tuskegee and open up a salon named Takeyzzeona's Place