Mad Cow

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by justamom
*Ferdinand is a Walt Disney cartoon where the bull did not behave like other bulls. He liked to pick flowers.
*Legendary Cowboy bar/dance hall-site of Urban Cowboy staring
John Travolta.

And Elsie is/was the cow on the Borden Mile containers. Don't know if she's still there or not.

[justamom]

Originally posted by Peaches-n-Cream
JAM, Did you look like Debra Winger when you rode the bull at Gilly's? She looked good, too!

Who do you think the "proto type" was?

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by justamom
Who do you think the "proto type" was?

Obviously that wasn't the one night I was there. Everyone on the mechanical bulls just looked drunk.

ETA, if you looked like Debra Winger, lock you doors cause I'm headin' your way!

Well, OK, I won't, but she was pretty damned impressive.

[ISUKappa]

Originally posted by justamom
LOL! Maybe we could send *Ferdinand over there...unless... UNLESS...

ISUKappa's Dad and uncles got to him first!!!

Nope, no Steered Ferdinand as far as I know (I think we'd notice a flower-pickin bull, and then we'd probably sell him. We don't like no weird cattle where I'm from!)

And then there's Clarabelle Cow. Now, cows wearing dresses--that's crazy!

[justamom]

Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington. Also they track her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
around our country.

Look for the ACLU (American Cow Liberty Union) to change all that real soon.
Cows have rights too, you know!.

Thought it was a humorous e-mail!