Ask Arya Any Question, And He Shall Answer

[ilovemyglo]

James, don't have Arya do your papers for you... do your own work he is here for enlightenment, not plagarism.

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by James
Dear Arya,

Please explain the socio-political-economic-environmental factors that led to the LACK of competiveness of cultures that were subsumed by European and north African civilizations even in the face of similar advancement at similar times in their history.

With an emphasis on PRe-Writing history.

While I would not presume to put words in the great one's mouth, my answer would be:

Because everyone sucked and nobody cared. Besides, the were illiterate.

My humble apologies, Great Arya.

[LXAAlum]

Oh, wise and great Arya:

I pose the following scenario:

Upon the table, you'll find a dissassembled Chinese AK-47, complete with banana ammunition clip.

Nearby are instructions for assembling the rifle, written in Aramaic.

In five minutes, a Bengal Tiger will be released into the room.

What will you do? Please be prepared to defend your actions.

(From the Ultimate Philosophy test from hell)

[Peaches-n-Cream]

What is the meaning of life?

Will the NYC GC get together happen? If so, when? Who will attend, oh wise one?

[mu_agd]

How come people keep asking what the meaning of life is?

[Optimist Prime]

Originally posted by Cream
What is the meaning of life?

Will the NYC GC get together happen? If so, when? Who will attend, oh wise one?

The meaning of life is to find the meaning of life.

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by mu_agd
How come people keep asking what the meaning of life is?

The wise one, Arya, will answer this question.

I asked because I am curious.

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by Optimist Prime
The meaning of life is to find the meaning of life.

Optimist Prime is wise also.

[CC1GC]

Arya, why is it taking you so long to answer the questions?

[GeekyPenguin]

1) Using the theories of Mill, Stephen, Devlin, and Hart, give and defend your position on the right of the US government to criminalize homosexual activity.

2) Using theories of Smith, Marx, and Hayek, give and defend your position on affirmative action in college admissions. Use Rawls' two principles of justice as well.

[ZTAngel]

You still haven't answered:

Who will win American Idol?

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Where in the world is Arya?

[moe.ron]

Originally posted by texas*princess
are frosted flakes junk food?

No they are not. The great philosopher Tony the Tiger said it best, THey're GRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT.

Originally posted by ZTAngel
Who will win American Idol?

An American

Originally posted by bgsugirlie
Why is Andrew Firestone from the Bachelor so freakin hot?!?!
And do you think he would mind if all of us girls from Greek Chat had our way with him?

He is hot because his stone is on fire. And he would not mind, however, he insist the great Arya has to be invovled also.

Originally posted by CC1GC
How old is bob barker? And how does he still manage to play hole in one with barker's beauties?

Bob Barker is 80 years old, he is blessed with such great voyage in his karma, that is how he still manage to play hole in one.

Originally posted by Cream
Where is Arya and his wisdom?

I'm here

Originally posted by bgsugirlie
[B]Oh Wise One...

I need some major enlightenment...share some of your knowledge with us[\B]

That is a statement, not a question. However, I shall leave you with the following poem by his most excelent poet by the name of Sir Mix Alot:

so ur girlfriend owns a honda
playing workout tapes by fonda
but fonda ain't got a motor on the back of her honda
my anacoda
don't got none unless u got buns hun
you can do side bends or sit-ups
but please don't use that butt
some brotherz wanna play that hard roll
and tell ya that the butt ain't gold
so they toss and leave it
and i pull up quick to retrieve it
so cosmo says ur fat
well i ain't down wit dat
cuz ur waist is small
and ur curves are kicking
and im thinking bout sticking
to the beanpole dames and the magazines
you ain't it miss thing
give me a sista
i can't resist her
red beans and rice didn't miss her
some knuckle head tried to dis
cuz those girls are on my list
he had game
but he chose to hit em
and I pull up quick to get wit him
so ladies if da butt is round
and u wanna triple xbo down
dial 1-900-mixalot
and kick dem nasty thoughts
baby got back

[moe.ron]

My current job rocks, although (some of) the people suck. At my last job, the work sucked, and the people rocked. Is it possible to acheive "rock" status in both categories, or would that be throwing off some sort of preordained corporate yin-yang balance?

Yes

Why is it that there is an originally posted by quote with my name, but not with the question I asked?

Arya think that it's a rare mistake that Arya made.

Dear Arya,

Please explain the socio-political-economic-environmental factors that led to the LACK of competiveness of cultures that were subsumed by European and north African civilizations even in the face of similar advancement at similar times in their history.

With an emphasis on PRe-Writing history.

Arya do not do term papers. The Great Arya is insulted.

Oh, wise and great Arya:

I pose the following scenario:

Upon the table, you'll find a dissassembled Chinese AK-47, complete with banana ammunition clip.

Nearby are instructions for assembling the rifle, written in Aramaic.

In five minutes, a Bengal Tiger will be released into the room.

What will you do? Please be prepared to defend your actions.

(From the Ultimate Philosophy test from hell)

Arya shall fart in their general direction due to the toxity of Arya's fart, which has been clasified by the UN as a WMD.

What is the meaning of life?

Will the NYC GC get together happen? If so, when? Who will attend, oh wise one?

The meaning of life is not to ask Arya abou the meaning of life.

THe NYC GC will get together when Arya give Arya's permission and all the GCers shall be there for they will be at awe in the present of Arya.

How come people keep asking what the meaning of life is?

Because people do not how to read previous question and answer in this thread.

Arya, why is it taking you so long to answer the questions?

Because Arya has other things to do, like watching soap operas.

1) Using the theories of Mill, Stephen, Devlin, and Hart, give and defend your position on the right of the US government to criminalize homosexual activity.

2) Using theories of Smith, Marx, and Hayek, give and defend your position on affirmative action in college admissions. Use Rawls' two principles of justice as well.

I shall answer both question using Kantian theory with one word. BLAH.

Where in the world is Arya?

Arya is with Carmen Sandiego stealing the STatue of Liberty as we speak.

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Oh Arya, thank you for sharing your profound words of wisdom with us, the meek and unworthy.