Jail Dudes & Babes - Page 6

NOWorNEVER · #1 04-05-2003, 02:30 AM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Hey if you 2 get married, can I be in the wedding since I indirectly introduced yall?

Sure...we can do a "jail" theme. The groomsmen can wear orange jumpsuits and we'll have our wedding cake in the shape of a giant cigarette carton.

librasoul22 · #2 04-05-2003, 01:17 PM

Hey! Y'all gotta keep us updated!!!

RedefinedDiva · #3 04-05-2003, 02:21 PM

I'm still searching for one. I will let you know if I choose someone and post them. Girl, if you mail your letter Monday, you'll have a reply be Friday. Believe that. It will be written on that long yellow paper. You make even get a hand sketched picture or something.

If you can, post the pictures of the guys you are writing to or let me know the links so I an check them out.

Honeykiss1974 · #4 04-05-2003, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by RedefinedDiva
PEEP THIS DUDE! This one is for you, NowOrNever!!

Mr. Richard Maxwell

Damn, Richard is CUT and FIONE!!!

somebody write to him........

gamma_girl52 · #5 04-07-2003, 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by RedefinedDiva
PEEP THIS DUDE! This one is for you, NowOrNever!!

Mr. Richard Maxwell

SOMEBODY WRITE TO THE BROTHA!!

*smackin lips* He is looking DEEEEEELICIOUS!!! If somebody writes him keep me updated too.

CrimsonTide4 · #6 04-11-2003, 10:47 PM

SOME MOFO I don't know!!!

Tonight I was peacefully reading when the phone rang. I became suspicious when I saw PAY PHONE on my caller ID but I picked it up anyway.

Operator: You have a collect call from
INMATE: I. P. Freely (alias to protect the inmate)

Operator: HER SPIEL, press 3 if you will not accept charges.
ME: 3. . . click.

WTF

WTF

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dedicated1 · #7 04-12-2003, 08:56 AM

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Originally posted by gamma_girl52
*smackin lips* He is looking DEEEEEELICIOUS!!! If somebody writes him keep me updated too.

They don't make them like this in my neck of the woods!!!!!!

Gyrl7 · #8 04-14-2003, 10:46 AM

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Originally posted by librasoul22
"They call me Lil Gin. I am a Taurus who is looking for a nice gentle and understanding person who is willing to correspond with me. I hope that my incarceration won't scare you off because I really am a good person. I am a little quiet at times. I would really love to hear from you."

Name: Jennifer
Marital Status: Single
State: TX
Children:None
Age: 23
Education: Junior High
Birthdate: 5/3/1979
Occupation: Food Service Cashier
Height: 5' 3"
Smoker: Occasionally
Weight: 210
Drinker: Occasionally
Ethnicity: African American
ISO Gender: Both
Hair Color: Black
ISO Age: 25 to 40
Eye Color: Brown
ISO Ethnicity: Any
Measure: 46DD-40-44
Release Date: 12/15/2009

Lawd

hammercy.............LMAO

Gyrl7 · #9 04-14-2003, 10:49 AM

Well sometimes you don't see certain people for a long time and then you have relatives saying of they "went to California, or they went south or they are still in college." Well, here is your chance to see exactly which college they are attending.........

http://www.ancestorhunt.com/prison_search.htm

Some states will even show their pics..........

CrimsonTide4 · #10 04-14-2003, 10:52 AM

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Originally posted by Gyrl7
Well sometimes you don't see certain people for a long time and then you have relatives saying of they "went to California, or they went south or they are still in college." Well, here is your chance to see exactly which college they are attending.........

http://www.ancestorhunt.com/prison_search.htm

Some states will even show their pics..........

I knew about the OHIO and North Carolina and federal ones. Thanks for the "directory."

ladeia · #11 04-14-2003, 12:32 PM

Hey pretty soon R. Kelly will be posted! Remixes to Feeling on Yo Booty with Ms. Peaches and Bubba feat. All Cell Block 9, I like the Jock on You feat. Mr SaladMan, Honey Love with the 3am Kitchen crew and Many more!!!
I got jokes!!!

WannaBe comedian LaDeia
"...hell, I thought it was funny..."
-Steve Harvey on Ray Curreuth's escape to Nashville

librasoul22 · #12 04-14-2003, 12:56 PM

Hey, did anyone write to a jail dude yet? Update!!

CrimsonTide4 · #13 04-14-2003, 01:00 PM

A few months ago SHINE was on RUSS PARR and he is in jail -- got caught up wih Puffy. At any rate, he named songs that would NEVER be heard in jail (cannot remember all of them though)

1. Feeling On Yo Booty

2. I wanna get next to you

3. Bump Bump Bump

4. Honey Love

5. Make It Last Forever

6. How Deep Is Your Love

ladeia · #14 04-14-2003, 03:50 PM

Now, Mz. CT4, Shine and his "boys" love all those songs!!!

LaDeia
"...you need a HELMET going into a dark tunnel..."
-a little boy explaining the importence of a condom

NOWorNEVER · #15 04-23-2003, 12:04 AM

Hey everybody!
Ok, to anyone who cares, I got letters back today from Mr. Michael Dixon, Anthony Stewart, and Richard Maxwell.

Aiight, Michael is so articulate and intelligent it is not even funny. I enjoyed reading his letter. You can tell he likes to read A LOT. He has a son and an associates degree in business. He writes a lot of poetry. He likes ceramics. "I used to love to go bowling when I was free..." That statement made me so sad. He took it back how he started the letter...
To: LaChaya
From: Michael
Date: 4-14-03
Time: 8:35pm

Anthony is cool. He has weird handwriting but I like it. His religion is Islam but he isn't practicing. He's got 2 youngins. He's in for drug conspiracy and was in a 4 year school majoring in Poli Sci when he got caught up.

Richard Maxwell...hmmm well, either he writes like a 5th grader or he's Hispanic and writes like he talks(???). And I'm mad cuz he's so fine. Homie already asked for my number to call me. He's got 2 chaps...and his kid's mother has remarried. It took him a while to get over that.
When I tried to open his letter, it was stuck together which was a little suspect. My friend who watches Oz all the time told me to wear gloves when reading their letters. Haha! Anywho, he sent me a picture of him. He's still fine but aww...he's not all that bright.