I'll kick the new year off with a few.
When did R. Kelly become a thug?

He constantly refers to himself as an R & B thug, but why?
I know that I am a hater because I am in love with Nas, but how did he get fixed up with Kelis?
Why does Comic View still come on?
Who actually watches Soul Train?
If Aaliyah was a stone's throw away from being his "fiancee," where was Dame Dash for the filming of her video, "Miss U"?
Did we really need a "Baby" (remix) video from Ashanti?
Who are those people in the video besides Ashanti, Gotti, and his brother?
Why did that show "Rags to Riches" feathuring Tisha Campbell get cancelled?
Since the show left us hanging, did they ever find Miles after he was kidnapped on "Moesha"?
Why are the Black people always voted off first on the Weakest Link?
WHO IN THE HELL HIRED DJ CLUE AND LALA?
What is the purpose of 106 & Park these days? They only show 30 secs. of the video and are on to other things.
Who are those jokes that host Teen Summit?
Why has the dude with the dreads been on since I was teen (I'm 23 now), therefore making him obviously too damn old to still be on the show?
Why isn't Teen Summit about teens anymore?
Where are the teens?
Who ever said that Kennedy (from MTV, now the host of Friend or Foe on the Game Show Shannel) was funny?
How old is Marc Summers (the dude that used to host Double Dare on Nickelodeon)? That dude seems to not be aging.
Why do people actually participate in shows like Elimidate, the Bachelor, etc.? Are you that desperate to actually try to compete and get catty for a date?
Where did MTV find Quaddus?
Doesn't Alton from the Real World seem a bit sketchy?
What the hell is an open relationship?
Can The Price is Right really survive after Bob Barker dies?
What purpose does Vanna White
really serve?
Is Jimmy Walker Hits' daddy?
Why does Hits think that he can harrass people and then try to insult them when they get angry?
Exactly how many more Tupac albums can we get? Did he really have that many songs recorded?
Has Kris Kross finally realized that JD hustled them?
Chilli and Usher?
What happened to the little Asian looking kid that was Immature (now IMx)?
Mysteries, I tell you.... Pure mysteries.....