In this thread, Senusret I complains about bad grammar in facebook status updates - Page 6

KSUViolet06 · #1 06-28-2009, 10:23 PM

I seriously could not figure out where to post these, so I picked this thread!

Blogs dedicated to annoying TMI Facebook statuses:

http://stfuparents.tumblr.com/ (for parental TMI)

http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/ (and marital TMI)

Favorite:

Random Facebook User: is why can't I ask my husband to make me a sundae without being hassled for sex? I just wanted to wallow in my fatness and go to bed

Hilarious.

deepimpact2 · #2 07-24-2009, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knight_shadow

I've been listening to my music at full blast (literally) and have been fine.

I read those two lines of text and got a slight headache.

LMAO

WinniBug · #3 03-16-2009, 07:57 PM

The newest one from my cousin....

__________ is @ home relaxin wit dyl and cort pictures 2moro yay! my babys gon b lookin 2 cute

IlovemyAKA · #4 03-18-2009, 01:04 PM

little cousin: jus gt my cell fne if anyone da numba hit da inbox

Senusret I · #5 03-20-2009, 07:13 AM

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

AOEforme · #6 03-21-2009, 05:08 PM

Friend's Ex-Girlfriend is LiVe YoUr LIfE. 3-1 GUnNeRs bAbY SRy KiDo MAnU WeNt DoWn LoL. wEy dEm..................wE No c dEm....G4L''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Boyfriend's Roommate is "'Remember how in 6th Grade you'd try and lean in to grab your girlfriend's chest and she'd always push you away?' 'Nah, that never happened to me. I was too strong.'"

(That last one's just funny...)

groovypq · #7 03-27-2009, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by AOEforme

Friend's Ex-Girlfriend is LiVe YoUr LIfE. 3-1 GUnNeRs bAbY SRy KiDo MAnU WeNt DoWn LoL. wEy dEm..................wE No c dEm....G4L''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

Am I the only one who got dizzy trying to read this?

tri deezy · #8 03-27-2009, 04:49 PM

Yeah, if these people want to get their points across, shouldn't they write better? Do they not know any better? I am truly baffled by the writing in some of these. Not using vowels and using numbers instead of letters just makes me not read something. Hahaha, imagine if they wrote like that in their resumes?

IlovemyAKA · #9 03-24-2009, 07:33 PM

I don't know who this is: UM tryNA SETTLe Dwn....Dayz Like DIs maKE Me wISh I had SUMbOdy.....DEVESTATED

tri deezy · #10 03-24-2009, 08:58 PM

Here are some gems that I'll never forget.

This first girl's info section in her profile still had "<3 my amazing fiance armando!!! Luv u baby!" and then suddenly this pops up as her status:

_________ f*** I can't believe my piece of s*** ex-fiance got me pregnant! goddammit what the hell am i gona do now!

then a few weeks later:

_________ love you armando, your the best man i ever known.

Meanwhile, all of her pictures from before she was pregnant are still up of her chugging Captain Morgan from the handle and smoking Black and Milds. Time to untag? One would think? Obviously she's a class act.

Also, it drives me bonkers when people use the wrong you're/your and they're/their/there.

There's this other girl who has the excuse of being 15 years old, but I hate seeing her statuses because instead of going to the trouble of typing out "really," she writes "rele." She also does stupid things like "I cnt wait 4 it 2 b 2morrow!!!!!!" AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(astrisks added, obviously.)

Senusret I · #11 03-27-2009, 08:01 AM

...Is sayn ignorance is a disease. IM DISEASE 4RE LMAO. CHAracter is the cruel. Hatin dont phase me nr break me. Thru it all im still GONA b me n do me. Word of advice Im livin 4 me dont worry about me thankS. Hatin is a hobby nOT a job. Wouldnt u want sumthang u get paid 4 n benefits? BETTA YET WATCH ME DO ME... ITS PRICELESS-GOD IS A ARMY OF HIS OWN N IM A SOLIDER OF HIS. I WOULD SAY GET LIKE ME BUT THEREZ ONLY 1 ME!

IlovemyAKA · #12 03-27-2009, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I

...Is sayn ignorance is a disease. IM DISEASE 4RE LMAO. CHAracter is the cruel. Hatin dont phase me nr break me. Thru it all im still GONA b me n do me. Word of advice Im livin 4 me dont worry about me thankS. Hatin is a hobby nOT a job. Wouldnt u want sumthang u get paid 4 n benefits? BETTA YET WATCH ME DO ME... ITS PRICELESS-GOD IS A ARMY OF HIS OWN N IM A SOLIDER OF HIS. I WOULD SAY GET LIKE ME BUT THEREZ ONLY 1 ME!

Too. Much.

I may not have many contributions (except my cousins).

I deleted all of the people that I don't know, so I went from 1500 friends to like 425.

Munchkin03 · #13 03-27-2009, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by IlovemyAKA

I deleted all of the people that I don't know, so I went from 1500 friends to like 425.

Really? I only friend people that I:

a). know.
b). either am in regular touch with, or would like to be resume contact with.
c). like.

Hence, I have ignored friend requests from chapter sisters, family members, co-workers, and people I sit on junior committees with.

#14 03-27-2009, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Munchkin03

Really? I only friend people that I:

a). know.
b). either am in regular touch with, or would like to be resume contact with.
c). like.

Hence, I have ignored friend requests from chapter sisters, family members, co-workers, and people I sit on junior committees with.

When FB started 6 years ago, I friended anyone. I remember getting all these friend requests from schools all over the country. I think back then, no one really cared who you friended. It was something new.

Once in a while, I'll get a status update from Mark - a Yale alum and Nikki - from Ursuline. I have no idea who they are.

Tommyboy · #15 03-28-2009, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Senusret I

...Is sayn ignorance is a disease. IM DISEASE 4RE LMAO. CHAracter is the cruel. Hatin dont phase me nr break me. Thru it all im still GONA b me n do me. Word of advice Im livin 4 me dont worry about me thankS. Hatin is a hobby nOT a job. Wouldnt u want sumthang u get paid 4 n benefits? BETTA YET WATCH ME DO ME... ITS PRICELESS-GOD IS A ARMY OF HIS OWN N IM A SOLIDER OF HIS. I WOULD SAY GET LIKE ME BUT THEREZ ONLY 1 ME!

My head hurts now.

I'm reading through the thread, thinking man most of my friends are pretty good about their updates.

Some are funny _____is making love to her chocolate cream pie shake. Yummmm.

and _____ "I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

I'm feeling good about my firends, and their seemingly low level of idiocy. Feeling great about it even.

Then I run across this...... _____has got the body of a taught, pre-teen, Swedish boy.

and _____Is watchin TWLIGHT again! In love with this movie!! Robert Pattinson so sexxaayy.

I'm not sure which scares me more....