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[Rudey]

Originally posted by Lindz928
LOL. Am I the only one who would not think that anytime someone said the word mushroom??

Ah, the mysteries of the male mind.

You didn't know what that was? There's nothing wrong with tea bagging and slapping to make mushroom tattoos on unexpecting guys. If they like it or if the giver looks aroused then there's a huge problem with it.

-Rudey

[Lindz928]

I must admit.... I had never heard the mushroom thing before... And that's a little surprising to me, cause I thought I had heard about almost everything.

[ilovemyglo]

i had two brothers growing up and too many young men running around my house-
there isnt much i havent heard except what i posted in the 'how to ask for anal' forum..

[Lindz928]

Damn, I've been avoiding that thread cause I'm scared to see what I might find there. LOL Looks like now I'm gonna go have to read that one.

[James]

Wait wait.

Do you eat the altoid first and then go down on her? Or so you actually have the altoids in your mouth while you are doing it?

It might be hard to focus while trying to keep the altoid from falling out of your mouth .. . what if it fell inside of her?

Originally posted by ilovemyglo
Okay, the Chunk Peanut butter comment just made me cry!!

As for Altoids, I will be the blunt one (does this surprise ANYONE!) you stick them in your mouth while performing oral because the eucalyptus (or however you spell it!) that they have (because they are curiously strong) has a very nice menthol type feeling that stimulates the clitoris or penis. It is very arousing and highly recommended by two out of three GCers who know what it is! By the way, it is better than ice because it feels really... hmm..... yeah, we won't go there but you can imagine. No numbing effect, just hightened sensations!

[dphies00]

Actually, if you look in sex shops, they have creams with the altoids-type-stuff in them. The creams are edible so you can put it somewhere specific and then lick away - and the receiver has the pleasurable sensation while the person licking is not trying to have an altoid fall out their mouth.

[starang21]

Originally posted by James
Wait wait.

Do you eat the altoid first and then go down on her? Or so you actually have the altoids in your mouth while you are doing it?

It might be hard to focus while trying to keep the altoid from falling out of your mouth .. . what if it fell inside of her?

no, you let it sit under your tounge while you're going down town and let the minty saliva lube her up....that's where her sensation comes. i've had it done to me, and it didn't do too much for me....but it's always gotten a good reaction whenever i've done it.

Originally posted by Skchickie
yes. I have had the NON pleasure of driving by one.

What's a girl from Gainseville, Florida doing in College Station, Texas?

[Dionysus]

What smells/tastes make you HORNY?

[CUGreekgirl]

What smells/tastes make you HORNY?

Ex-hookup boys cologne. I can smell it anywhere and start thinking dirty thoughts (like the middle of church one day ) Potential new bf wears the same kind or something really similar, so its gonna be hard to keep my hands off of him.

[alphaiota]

ditto. certain colognes on hot guys. also, sounds weird, but the smell of alcohol on a guy's breath sometimes turns me on. usually when i'm also drunk. probably reminds me of college and that's why. lol.
as for tastes......i honestly can't think of anything. chocolate, but it gives most women the same reaction as far as i know.

shelley j
sigma k

[James]

bump

[so damn cool]

Hmm.

[hoosier]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by James


He knows he has to keep his toungue extended or she might kill him out of rage.

He also has to manintain consciousness while not only deprived of air, but being pummeled in the face by her pubic region the way a boxer works a speedbag.

And then it happens.

He is fixed in place, toungue extended, and near death from hypoxia.

She is moveing her hips up and down . . . and the distance betwen the good hole and the bad hole is like the top of a 6-pack . . .

Its inevitable . . .a slip, toungue touches hole, hell nose probably touches hole and voila!

Your salad has been tossed![QUOTE]

On Comedy Central's Reno 911 this week, there was a mock public service ad, urging people to avoid crime and avoid jail.

"If you go to jail, you may have to toss your cellmate's salad. Some think it's worse than rape, and some think it's better."

It's shocking what's on TV these days.

[amanda6035]

oh boy

alright, I coudlnt even read this whole thread, so if somweone has already said this, forgive me...but....why in hell would guys sit around and do this? I mean, you dont hear about girls getting together in a group getting themselves off. At least not in the "real world" (I'm not talking about videos or your fantasys, guys). and I almost gagged at the cookie thing. ugh.