Delta Sigma Theta and U of Alabama -a connection?

[Xidelt]

Originally Posted by FutureGreek1

Again, a lot of this stuff sounds very unrealistic.

Was your favorite comic book character Capt. Obvious?

(don't worry--I'm over the "momma/Red Lobster comment")

[crimsondanger10]

This is my 100th post. Do I get an elephant??

[mulattogyrl]

This thread is for real for real hilarious.

[33girl]

Originally Posted by crimsondanger10

This is my 100th post. Do I get an elephant??

You already have an elephant in your signature. Don't bogart the elephants for the rest of us.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by centaur532

Sigma Kappa gives each sister a dove and a human heart at initiation. It's awesome!

Wait a second, I'm blanking, is that before or after the snake-induced devil worship?

Originally Posted by centaur532

Earwax.

I totally got that.

Originally Posted by FutureGreek1

Did I say I was a female?

Gee, you're looking for sororities. I wonder...

Originally Posted by FutureGreek1

Again, a lot of this stuff sounds very unrealistic.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally Posted by crimsondanger10

This is my 100th post. Do I get an elephant??

No, you already have one and you can only get a 2nd one once you celebrate 10 years in Delta.

I get my second elephant on Thursday. I am going to ride him to work that morning.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

I am going to ride him to work that morning.

Just let me know if you're going to be on 485 so I can stay off it that morning.

[ladygreek]

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

No, you already have one and you can only get a 2nd one once you celebrate 10 years in Delta.

I get my second elephant on Thursday. I am going to ride him to work that morning.

You do know that you still only qualify for a baby elephant--right?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

Just let me know if you're going to be on 485 so I can stay off it that morning.

I take 277 to get to the j-o-b.

Originally Posted by ladygreek

You do know that you still only qualify for a baby elephant--right?

My baby elephant is a genius and is totally trained to provide transportation as I long as I feed him Planters peanuts and not generic peanuts.

[FutureGreek1]

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

No, you already have one and you can only get a 2nd one once you celebrate 10 years in Delta.

I get my second elephant on Thursday. I am going to ride him to work that morning.

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

Just let me know if you're going to be on 485 so I can stay off it that morning.

Originally Posted by ladygreek

You do know that you still only qualify for a baby elephant--right?

Yet again, this sounds very unrealistic. Elephants on the highway? Come on. Maybe in the fields along some bushes. Elephants walk a little too slow and it will cause a major traffic jam. Plus, elephants are known to act violent on occasion, that would be a hazard to anyone on the road. I hope she gets arrested.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by FutureGreek1

Yet again, this sounds very unrealistic. Elephants on the highway? Come on. Maybe in the fields along some bushes. Elephants walk a little too slow and it will cause a major traffic jam. Plus, elephants are known to act violent on occasion, that would be a hazard to anyone on the road. I hope she gets arrested.

You're totally a troll. No one is that stupid.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally Posted by FutureGreek1

Yet again, this sounds very unrealistic. Elephants on the highway? Come on. Maybe in the fields along some bushes. Elephants walk a little too slow and it will cause a major traffic jam. Plus, elephants are known to act violent on occasion, that would be a hazard to anyone on the road. I hope she gets arrested.

I live in the South so it's okay.

[FutureGreek1]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

You're totally a troll. No one is that stupid.

Talk to the hand.

[twotimestalia]

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

Future Greek, I forgot to tell you more about Delta.
We are each shareholders in Delta airlines and Delta faucets! So we all fly for free on Delta airlines AND we charge the other Greeks three times the price to fly our airlines. Other Greeks who have Delta in their name get a discount too, but DST negotiated first so we get top tier discounts so we can go visit our elephants more often -- if Delta is first in their name, they save 50%, if it is 2nd, they save 25% and if it is 3rd, they save 10% but Delta Delta Delta saves 88%.

Way to funny!!

[FutureGreek1]

Originally Posted by CrimsonTide4

I live in the South so it's okay.

You're right. Anything goes in those red states.