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04-03-2007, 12:08 PM
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Again, a lot of this stuff sounds very unrealistic.
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Was your favorite comic book character Capt. Obvious?
(don't worry--I'm over the "momma/Red Lobster comment")
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04-03-2007, 12:29 PM
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04-03-2007, 12:33 PM
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This thread is for real for real hilarious.
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04-03-2007, 12:36 PM
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You already have an elephant in your signature. Don't bogart the elephants for the rest of us.
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04-03-2007, 12:41 PM
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Sigma Kappa gives each sister a dove and a human heart at initiation. It's awesome!
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Wait a second, I'm blanking, is that before or after the snake-induced devil worship?
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I totally got that.
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Did I say I was a female?
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Gee, you're looking for sororities. I wonder...
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Originally Posted by FutureGreek1
Again, a lot of this stuff sounds very unrealistic.
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04-03-2007, 12:42 PM
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No, you already have one and you can only get a 2nd one once you celebrate 10 years in Delta.
I get my second elephant on Thursday. I am going to ride him to work that morning.
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04-03-2007, 12:43 PM
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I am going to ride him to work that morning. 
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Just let me know if you're going to be on 485 so I can stay off it that morning.
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04-03-2007, 12:45 PM
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No, you already have one and you can only get a 2nd one once you celebrate 10 years in Delta.
I get my second elephant on Thursday. I am going to ride him to work that morning. 
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You do know that you still only qualify for a baby elephant--right?
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04-03-2007, 12:47 PM
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Just let me know if you're going to be on 485 so I can stay off it that morning. 
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I take 277 to get to the j-o-b.
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You do know that you still only qualify for a baby elephant--right?
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My baby elephant is a genius and is totally trained to provide transportation as I long as I feed him Planters peanuts and not generic peanuts.
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04-03-2007, 12:51 PM
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No, you already have one and you can only get a 2nd one once you celebrate 10 years in Delta.
I get my second elephant on Thursday. I am going to ride him to work that morning. 
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Just let me know if you're going to be on 485 so I can stay off it that morning. 
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You do know that you still only qualify for a baby elephant--right?
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Yet again, this sounds very unrealistic. Elephants on the highway? Come on. Maybe in the fields along some bushes. Elephants walk a little too slow and it will cause a major traffic jam. Plus, elephants are known to act violent on occasion, that would be a hazard to anyone on the road. I hope she gets arrested.
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04-03-2007, 12:53 PM
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Yet again, this sounds very unrealistic. Elephants on the highway? Come on. Maybe in the fields along some bushes. Elephants walk a little too slow and it will cause a major traffic jam. Plus, elephants are known to act violent on occasion, that would be a hazard to anyone on the road. I hope she gets arrested.
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You're totally a troll. No one is that stupid.
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04-03-2007, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by FutureGreek1
Yet again, this sounds very unrealistic. Elephants on the highway? Come on. Maybe in the fields along some bushes. Elephants walk a little too slow and it will cause a major traffic jam. Plus, elephants are known to act violent on occasion, that would be a hazard to anyone on the road. I hope she gets arrested.
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I live in the South so it's okay.
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04-03-2007, 12:55 PM
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You're totally a troll. No one is that stupid.
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Talk to the hand.
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04-03-2007, 12:55 PM
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Future Greek, I forgot to tell you more about Delta.
We are each shareholders in Delta airlines and Delta faucets!  So we all fly for free on Delta airlines AND we charge the other Greeks three times the price to fly our airlines. Other Greeks who have Delta in their name get a discount too, but DST negotiated first so we get top tier discounts so we can go visit our elephants more often -- if Delta is first in their name, they save 50%, if it is 2nd, they save 25% and if it is 3rd, they save 10% but Delta Delta Delta saves 88%.
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Way to funny!!
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04-03-2007, 12:56 PM
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I live in the South so it's okay. 
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You're right. Anything goes in those red states.
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