In this thread, we are movie cliches

[wolffootball37]

Im the guy that honks way too many times in my car to notify the audience that the hero is not paying attention!

[DaemonSeid]

I'm the guy that told everyone else about Fight Club.

[smiley21]

I am the one in the movie that has an unrealistic conversation with someone recapping everything in the movie. I do it so the audience can make sure that they understand what is going on.

[wolffootball37]

I become a star athlete on an unappreciated team because i possess some kind of amazing skill/ supernatural power but i end up in a mid life crisis and not showing up to the championship game against our biggest rival, but the team somehow does good without me till i show up at half time and win the game in the last few seconds!!! Thus being hoisted up on the teams shoulders and being carried off the field!!!

[ASTalumna06]

I'm the star athlete who wins the game and is hoisted on to the other players' shoulders. In a crowd of 50,000 people, I immediately see my dad and I smile at him in a, "you know I love you, dad" kind of way, as he smiles (and possibly points) back at me, while everything in the background is moving in slow motion.

[ASTalumna06]

Bump?

[AlphaFrog]

I'm the girl who tells you that I'm nothing special. I have plain hair, plain skin, plain eyes. I don't have any interesting talents or hobbies. All I have are at least three guys madly in love with me. Well, actually, two or three of them love me, the other is literally mad and wants me for nefarious purposes. The guys may or may not sparkle and/or shapeshift.

[33girl]

I'm the new female cop on the force who finds every bit of evidence that the CSI squad, the police dogs, and my crusty but heart-of-gold owning partner who has been on the force for 92 years completely missed. I downplay my role in solving this case because I know it will happen again and again.

Alternate: I'm the new female DA's assistant that realizes juror #4 is lying which results in a win for us.

[LXA SE285]

I am ...

1) The greenery on the carrot sticking out of the paper grocery bag that is being carried through the door.

2) The stern African-American female judge who is NOT having shenanigans in her courtroom.

3) The sassy-but-sexless gay best friend.

4) The perfect hair and makeup on the woman who's just awakened from a night of toe-curling sex.

5) The Motown tune that underscores a lighthearted montage of the nerdy romcom heroine undergoing a makeover/going on a shopping spree.

[irishpipes]

I am a very famous person who desperately wants to be "just like everyone else" so I dress incognito and fall in love with a construction worker because his life is so normal.

[TonyB06]

I am the man who depite having had the entire movie to figure it out, realizes at the virtual last minute that I am, indeed, in love with her, just as she prepares to board the plane/train/bus (always on the complete opposite side of town), heading out of my life forever.

I race aross town, through security, only to have her see me just as the stewardess is about to close the cabin door.

[etadrisophila]

I'm the one in the frumpy outfit from the Goodwill saying "Well La Di Dah..."

[KillarneyRose]

I'm the quirky, free-spirited, yoga-practicing girl who makes uptight corporate guy loosen his tie and realize that he needs to be nicer to his underlings/reconcile with his father/sell his Park Avenue triplex and move into a yurt.

[33girl]

Originally Posted by KillarneyRose

I'm the quirky, free-spirited, yoga-practicing girl who makes uptight corporate guy loosen his tie and realize that he needs to be nicer to his underlings/reconcile with his father/sell his Park Avenue triplex and move into a yurt.

And you talk in a monotone and I want to smack the crap out of you every time I see you.

[KillarneyRose]

Originally Posted by 33girl

And you talk in a monotone and I want to smack the crap out of you every time I see you.

But that's okay because it's one of the occupational hazards of being adorable and childlike in an adult world.