Is there a sexy way to ask for anal sex?

[James]

Yeah, but there are some girls that REALLY like it. There must be a reason for that.

Not to mention the gay-male population.

[cuaphi]

Originally posted by swissmiss04
Post of the week, agreed?

I'll second that nomination. Willy Wonka.... damn, I gotta remember that one.

[IowaStatePhiPsi]

My boss of my school-year job tried to get me to talk with her about her sex life and I used the Willie Wonka quote (altered a bit). Hopefully that will keep her away for awhile.

*I HATE when she tries to talk to me about her sex life. Mainly because I can't understand how someone could get drunk enough to go home with her.

[4RunnerStar]

haha yeah willy wonka can be a show stopper. my best friend just busted it out the other night. he was like "can i put my willy wonka in your chocolate factory?" and it was the funniest thing cause he was acting serious. if a guy REALLY tried to use that on me...i'd laugh at him so hard that humiliation would send him into hiding in another country for the next 13 years until he was forced to leave the village. i'd prolly STILL be laughing.

*personal experience, it'll get you some crazy looks and can definately freak someone out enough that they'll leave you alone. my advicde: use it and use it well...

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by moe.ron
What do you think?

Not really. One time I had a girl tell me to stick it in her ass and to phuck her hard. It worked for me.

[GMUBunny]

My ex had to beg and plead to even get me to consider it, and I finally gave in. I don't think there's any really sexy or romantic way to ask for it if the girl hasn't already considered it (and you know this for a fact). But, that's my opinion.

[ilovemyglo]

I have to post this- just because- well I HAVE to- for your entertainment pleasure

I was talking to this guy sort of- but not really. He's okay. We;ve hung out a little here and there-
well Friday night after a long night of drinking and stuff we were kissing and he tells me the reason he quit talking to me to begin with (other than I didnt return calls) was because he knew I was sort of different than him and I asked how and he busts out
"Because there is no way you would fist f#@& me in the a$$"

He was right!
I grabbed my stuff and asked his roommate to give me a lift but I didnt tell him why.
There is no polite way to ask for that, I guess... but there is no way I am doing it!

[James]

lol

Thanks for sharing that lol ... he wanted to be fisted in the ass? God that sounds painful.

Originally posted by ilovemyglo
I have to post this- just because- well I HAVE to- for your entertainment pleasure

I was talking to this guy sort of- but not really. He's okay. We;ve hung out a little here and there-
well Friday night after a long night of drinking and stuff we were kissing and he tells me the reason he quit talking to me to begin with (other than I didnt return calls) was because he knew I was sort of different than him and I asked how and he busts out
"Because there is no way you would fist f#@& me in the a$$"

He was right!
I grabbed my stuff and asked his roommate to give me a lift but I didnt tell him why.
There is no polite way to ask for that, I guess... but there is no way I am doing it!

[GMUBunny]

Ummm.... ewww. That's just a little icky and no way in hell I'd ever do it. My ass hurts just thinking about it

Originally posted by ilovemyglo
I have to post this- just because- well I HAVE to- for your entertainment pleasure

I was talking to this guy sort of- but not really. He's okay. We;ve hung out a little here and there-
well Friday night after a long night of drinking and stuff we were kissing and he tells me the reason he quit talking to me to begin with (other than I didnt return calls) was because he knew I was sort of different than him and I asked how and he busts out
"Because there is no way you would fist f#@& me in the a$$"

He was right!
I grabbed my stuff and asked his roommate to give me a lift but I didnt tell him why.
There is no polite way to ask for that, I guess... but there is no way I am doing it!

[IowaStatePhiPsi]

Originally posted by ilovemyglo
I have to post this- just because- well I HAVE to- for your entertainment pleasure

I was talking to this guy sort of- but not really. He's okay. We;ve hung out a little here and there-
well Friday night after a long night of drinking and stuff we were kissing and he tells me the reason he quit talking to me to begin with (other than I didnt return calls) was because he knew I was sort of different than him and I asked how and he busts out
"Because there is no way you would fist f#@& me in the a$$"

He was right!
I grabbed my stuff and asked his roommate to give me a lift but I didnt tell him why.
There is no polite way to ask for that, I guess... but there is no way I am doing it!

I'm not sure how to respond to that- so I'll post this:

[Lindz928]

Here is my opinion as a girl on this topic.... I think that if you are with a girl on a regular basis, there are easy ways to tell if she would even consider this. In all seriousness, if it is something that you are really interested in, then you should start with your hands and explore, and PAY ATTENTION to her reaction. That should tell you whether or not you should even get close to bringing up the subject of putting other parts of your anatomy there. I hope this helps in some tiny way.

[DGqueen17]

I dont want anything in my ass. Thanks.

[4RunnerStar]

Originally posted by moe.ron
What do you think?

no

[DGqueen17]

Oh. My. God.

[lyrica9]

does the fact that that story made me laugh so hard that i cried make me a bad person?