How come I left work at 4:30 yesterday?
How come I left early to go to Happy Hour?
How come?

How come I realized how blessed I was yesterday?
How come I got free drinks yesterday?
How come it was like Margaritaville up in there?

How come it makes me feel good to know that I will be missed?
How come it made me kinda sad?
How come it's cool, though?
How come God blessed me with a wonderful personality?
How come I need to toot my own horn right now?
How come everywhere I go, I make friends and acquaintances?
How come people love me?

How come?
How come because of that, I have no worries?
How come I also make enemies everywhere I go, too?
How come not everyone can handle my personality?
How come, haters, how come?
How come, hate on, haters, hate on?

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How come I think they are giving me a going away party, lightweight, and sending me home early?
How come I'm going to take Sparkle to get her oil changed and get new wiper blades?
How come after that, I'm going to put Sparkle's new "1908" plate on the front of her?
How come she knows she has a new gift, but she still doesn't know what it is?
How come I bet Kelli and Carla are wondering what took me so long to put it on there?
How come I have to wait until my baby is looking brand new?
How come I'm going to armoral her tires, too?
How come I wonder if I'll be the only soror at the chapter meeting next month with my new plate?
How come I love being different?
How come after I get done with Sparkle, I'm going to clean my apartment?
How come it is SO messy?
How come this is where yall say, "How messy is it?"
How come now I say, it's so messy, if you came to my door, I wouldn't let you in?
How come yall just don't know?
How come Beauty08 know what I'm talkin about?
How come I have to go now?

How come I'll talk to yall later?
OH!!
How come CoCoWoman sent me the BEST ecard today?!
How come, Thank You, cocowoman!!!
How come I love my GC Pham?!