DO NOT.COM..... - Page 5

MaMaBuddha · #61 01-11-2001, 03:07 PM

i swear my stomach hurts right now....*lol*

(men) DO NOT wear thongs... AT ALL !!!!

a man in a thong...ewwwwww, how horrible is that?

DO NOT send e-mails or post messages without proofreading them first

ok ok...you got me...i have that horrible habit of not proofreading....i'll be the first to admit.

DO NOT (ladies), wear a bra that is 1-2 cups too small, so that you get those humps that look like a big butt sitting on your chest...

this is serious...i've seen it done!

DO NOT marry/become involved with a man whose hair is LONGER than yours...

braids included????

Do not wear a baggy thong

rofl and ctfu

DO NOT ask me for money to get home when you took a cab to get to my place.

DO NOT brush the baby hair forward on your head...can we say tacky?

DO NOT wear a toupee...mr fremaint the other day it almost few off and i had to help you str8en it.

DO NOT buy imitation leather, purses, gold, silver, platinum, movados, rolexes, gucci, prada, kate spade, coach, BCG, fendi, etc etc....i can always tell a fake.

DO NOT dye black hair blonde...*looking like a freakin' ghost*

DO NOT

Men especially.........

DO NOT take a leak behind a tree, building or car...wherever and then come and try to hug or touch me!

OLD Men...........

DO NOT tell me the only thing you need over 19 is a 20 dollar bill....*gramps, that is dedicated to you!*

[This message has been edited by MaMaBuddha (edited January 11, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by MaMaBuddha (edited January 11, 2001).]

toocute · #62 01-11-2001, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OOHLALA:
Do not laugh with your mouth open if you have summer teeth (some are here, some are there)

ROFLMAO!!!! I think I've said this before but I have to STOP reading this stop at work. My staff thinks I'm nuts!

AKA2D '91 · #63 01-11-2001, 04:25 PM

DO NOT color coordinate your hair to MATCH your outfit...

DO NOT think "he" is your "man" if he ONLY gives you his pager or cell #...

[This message has been edited by AKA2D '91 (edited January 11, 2001).]

Rain Man · #64 01-11-2001, 07:49 PM

OK, my turn:

DO NOT....

-immediately hang up after realizing you
dialed the wrong number ("Oh, this isn't So
And So?" *click*), especially if it is
during the wee hours. Say, "I'm sorry, my
mistake. I am a/an [insert appropriate
expletive here].

-drive down my street sharing your car stereo
bassline of "Back That Thang Up" with the
whole neighborhood. That's why I moved to
the 'burbs to begin with.

-consider me a "friend" when our knowledge of
each other has largely been "hi" and "bye".
We are ACQUAINTENCES.

-wear thong underwear--it ain't sexy, it's
sleazy--some of us still think "Granny
panties" look good on you *ROTFL*

-send emails strewn with misspellings and bad
grammar. PROOFREAD.

-Wear a Coors baseball cap with a Budweiser
T-shirt. Commit.

-leave "rust stains" on the toilet after you
used it. Be an adult and wipe that mess off

-leave feminine hygiene items (wrappers too)
strewn all over the bathroom. Flush them.

I'll think of more later.

Rain Man

TempleAlum1993 · #65 01-12-2001, 02:55 PM

Let me preface by saying that these come from work experiences in Human Resources...

DO NOT.....

1. Call and ask "what kinna jobs yall got"

2. When asked what type of position you are looking for respond..."anything"

3. Ask "where yall at" or "where yall office at"

4. Tell me you have computer skills and then don't know what software you've used.

5. Call out at 12 noon when you know your azz was due in at 8:30

6. Come into our office to apply when I told you over the phone that we had no positions available

7. Start calling our office on Monday when you GOOD and WELL that payday isn't until Friday (AND NO....payday doesn't change from week to week)

8. Come in for your interview in...
a. jeans and sneakers
b. "clubware"
c. your pre-teen's outfit

9. Bring your boyfriend/girlfriend (or buddy, best friend, significant other, mother, father......) to the interview.

10. Dump a bottle of perfume/cologne on instead of taking a shower before you get to our office

11. Forget to brush your teeth and then expect us to talk to you

12. Leave your cell phone or take calls during the interview

13. Try to pick up the other person who happens to be interviewing at the same time

14. Say you have a resume and then "conveniently" not have it when you arrive

15. Try to get a position when you've been told that you are no longer eligible to work here

16. Lie about previous convictions, WE WILL FIND OUT!

17. Ask for an outrageous salary when you...
a. Have no computer skills
b. Have no work history
c. Have just gotten out of school

18. Call here thinking that it is my job to find you a job

19. Hang up on me because you don't like my answer

20. Call at 4:59 on a Friday afternoon looking for work (WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL WEEK?)

[This message has been edited by TempleAlum1993 (edited January 12, 2001).]

LadyAKA · #66 01-12-2001, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jaismom:

DO NOT: Lead a song at Church (or anywhere else) if you know you can not sing.

I am Sorry but I am gonna lead me a song or three in church ...when the spirit hits, child I go with it ... LOL!!

12dn94dst · #67 01-12-2001, 08:27 PM

CTFU ... y'all got ISSUES, and so do I! LOL here are a few:

DO NOT call me after 11pm during the week (Sunday through Thursday) and get mad at me because I'm more interested in sleeping than talking to you. I have a JOB to go to in the morning and, as a matter of fact, so do you. GO TO BED!

DO NOT keep talking to me if the answer to "Did I wake you" was "YES." Feelings will be hurt, and they won't be mine.

DO NOT leave a message for "Karen" or "Kenneth" or "Mr & Mrs. Hammer" when my voice mail CLEARLY says "This is Kelli"

DO NOT keep calling me once I've told you the people you're calling aren't at this number. Your continuous calls are not going to change that.

DO NOT keep trying to sell me something after I've politely said "No, thank you" three times. I will hang up on you, get nasty, or both.

DO NOT turn your nose up at something I'm eating and say "EEWWW, you like that stuff!??!" Obviously so, else I wouldn't be eating it.

DO NOT ask, as I'm about to take a bite of food, "are you going to eat that?" WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK?

Fellas, DO NOT tell me "smile, stop looking so mad" when I'm walking down the street. That's an easy way to find out exactly what I look like when I truly am mad.

DO NOT think I'm going to be your new best friend just because you've told me you're interested in Delta.

CrimsonTide4 · #68 01-12-2001, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12dn94dst:
Fellas, DO NOT tell me "smile, stop looking so mad" when I'm walking down the street. That's an easy way to find out exactly what I look like when I truly am mad.

THAT is one pf my biggest pet peeves. JUST because I am not smiling does not equate anger.

DO NOT walk into my classroom asking where is the teacher. DAMMIT, here I am. I dress nothing like my students even on bummy day.

DO NOT keep saying I don't know how you can be a teacher. I DON'T EITHER but I do know that if more people taught their kids before they sent them to school, my job stress might be reduced 25%.

DO NOT tell me I look young for my age. How else is a 25 year old supposed to look. Am I supposed to have gray hair??

DO NOT send me a note on BLACK PLANET asking me if I like what I see.

DO NOT Send me a note on BP that is your latest porno poem or just the word HELLO!!!

DO NOT send me an e-mail with an "attachment" and NOTHING IS THERE!!

DO NOT forward me those stupid GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!!!

toocute · #69 01-14-2001, 06:06 PM

This thread will go on forever because this stuff happens everyday. For example, this happened to me in church today.

I love my church family but DO NOT ask me when my husband and I are going to have children! DO NOT ask me WHY we haven't had children YET! That is such a personal and PRIVATE decision. I've been hearing those questions for two years now. Dang.

jazbri · #70 01-14-2001, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TempleAlum1993:
Let me preface by saying that these come from work experiences in Human Resources...

DO NOT.....

9. Bring your boyfriend/girlfriend (or buddy, best friend, significant other, mother, father......) to the interview.

Add one more ingredient to that madness, have your boyfriend/girlfriend, etc. complete the application for you and then say to me, "Oh, dis my cousin Ray-ray, yall got a position for him too?"

[/B]12dn94dst
Fellas, DO NOT tell me "smile, stop looking so mad" when I'm walking down the street. That's an easy way to find out exactly what I look like when I truly am mad. [/B]

That annoys the hell out of me... Don't people know if you went around smiling all the time--they'd be ready to have your a$$ committed!

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"Unless you know the road you've come down, you cannot know where you are going"
~Temme proverb, Sierre Leone~

Inquisitive · #71 01-14-2001, 10:08 PM

DO NOT: pronounce the word earth earf!

DO NOT: pronounce the word hair hur!

DO NOT: come out in public (ladies) with your
hair flying all over the place then
have the audacity to stick a comb in the back of it!

DO NOT: come out in public wearing your house
shoes!

DO NOT: come out in public with rollers in
your hair!

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AKA2D '91 · #72 01-14-2001, 11:39 PM

***Thinking back on my undergraduate years...***

DO NOT speak to me for the first time the night of rush!

DO NOT call my house AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!

DO NOT ask me when we will have another "line"!

DO NOT trip on the night of rush when I don't entertain you...

DO NOT come to rush wearing the wrong colors, attire, etc.

DO NOT submit your letter of interest on a sheet of notebook paper (this ACTUALLY happened)

DO NOT ASSume that just because you are MISS XYZ university that you will become my Soror!

DO NOT think the members of OTHER orgs are cohorts of my sorors and will find out that you once submitted to ANOTHER organization!

DO NOT get mad and put out 'HATEFUL' flyers because you were rejected...

DO NOT say, it doesn't matter that you got rejected, when you know deep down, it does matter!

DO NOT playa hate on the GLO because you have been rejected...

AKA_Monet · #73 01-15-2001, 12:58 AM

I have just thought of some!!!!

DO NOT
-ask me what "grade" I am in when I have just told you I am in graduate school...

-ask me my major, then ask if I want to be a medical doctor!!! Because that already tells me you obviously DO NOT know the difference between professional school and graduate school!!!

-ask me how I am doing on midterms/finals--in graduate school, it is just unwise. Most graduate students finish taking most their course work during their 1st or 2nd year. Then, they are teaching some of the courses they just took! (Just a pet peeve of mine that pisses me off when I am already stressed out because of my dissertation writing).

For some men:
DO NOT

-ask me what do I do for a living and I politely answer "I am in graduate school". Then ask me what my classification is. And when I venture out to tell you the full story get pissed off because you think I'm trying to belittle you and your level of education. Believe me, when I do belittle you, it won't be because of your brains!!!

(Ladies, expect this kind of behavior when you pursue or obtain advanced/professional degrees)

-try to "hit" on me to see if you can get a Doctor on your tip. I'll know it and will play you.

-use me as an "important person" you know when you know you have just tried to dog me out. You have just made my chit list and I don't tolerate you anymore.

For anybody:
DO NOT ask me for serious medical advice. I am not a medical doctor, I am a molecular human genetist, a scientist who studies human diseases. Although I know several things about serious human illnesses, I do not know how to treat them with the best medical care that a physician has been trained to do. I know the etiology behind an illness, I can give you the current research on an disease, but I cannot treat you. And even if I could, I would not do it for free.

novella000 · #74 01-17-2001, 02:20 PM

DO NOT - say "i'm finna"
DO NOT - start your sentences with "ummm"
DO NOT - wear knee high/calf high boots that don't fit your legs (fat legs, skinny legs)
DO NOT - tell me your life story if I didn't ask
DO NOT - leave your odiforous tampons and maxi pads in the bathroom garbage can without WRAPPING them up!
DO NOT - forward me ANOTHER chain e-mail regarding a special surprise if I forward the message to 3 million people
DO NOT - get upset b/c I ask you not to spit in my face while speaking
DO NOT - ask me "how do you do...?" when I explained it to you TWICE (and the second time you wrote it down).
DO NOT - Hold me responsible when YOU didn't listen.
DO NOT - Get upset when I ask you NOT TO KISS MY 2 yr old son in the face with all 3 pounds of lipstick you chose to put on this morning.
DO NOT - Send party invitations requiring the guests to arrive with gifts in hand -- or they will have to pay an admission of $7 to your house!!!
DO NOT - Tell me I am an "Auty Tom" because I will not let you misuse company funds, under my signature!!!
DO NOT - Answer a cell phone call, in the MIDDLE of Sunday Service, in the FRONT of the church, while the Minister is teaching, and talk for 20 minutes about how your "...G*dD*mned Baby Daddy, ain't got no sense..." and you two are "...going to get back together... after he divorces his wife... and leaves his other girlfriend."
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[This message has been edited by novella000 (edited January 17, 2001).]

12dn94dst · #75 01-17-2001, 02:47 PM

AMEN, AKA2D'91, AMEN!!

(i had to come back and get my do not.com fix lol)