"What A Phi A Can't Get Enough Of...."

[Convinced]

I remember way back in college (I graduated in '97), we used to have this chant that went like this...
An AKA is.... blah blah
...."what the Q's like, what the Kappa's love, what A Phi A can't get enough of..."

So my question is.... WHICH GREEKS DID YOU DATE IN COLLEGE, AND WHAT WAS YOUR EXPERIENCE?

Me, I was an Equal Opportunity Dater. I dated an Alpha, a Q, a Sigma, and a Kappa. To characterize each:
The Q: OK, I needed therapy after him.
The Sigma: we were friends first and friends afterwards.... a real gentleman.
The Kappa: I dated him in grad school and he treated me better than any man, before or since.
The Alpha: He had it GOIN ON!!!! (You know what I mean!)

(I know you all are thinkin' "what a freak!" Really, I'm not!)