HC I just had to come tell ya'll about the exchange I had with this 'gentleman'?
HC he decides he's ready to go home/doesn't like the doctor/doesn't like the hospital...whatever?
HC he comes up to me and the convo goes like this:
Him: Ay, ya'll ain't got no payphones?
Me: No sir, but there is a courtesy phone in the corner over there.
Him: What kinda damn hospital don't got no payphones, what if somebody needs to call they ride?

Me: Sir, I said
there is a courtesy phone in the lobby!
Him: I asked for a payphone, I ain't ask for no *bleep**bleepin* courtesy phone!

Me: UNLESS YOU JUST
WANT to pay 35 cents, there is a COURTESY phone in the lobby meaning there is a FREE PHONE in the lobby!!!

HIM: Oh...
ME:

DIAL 9
HC LOL...my people!
HC guess I was expecting too much