How not to write a personal ad...

[Regina.George]

Originally Posted by Shawn Mack

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Don't worry about the haters, there just mad cause you wont give them the time or day. Hi my name is shawn and i know we don't know eatch other yet, but you seem relly cool and down to earth. To me it seems like, your just looking for the right person to settle down with. Trust me there's a million people in this world and only one that is right for you. Im hopping in time, i will be that one. I know its hard to say if you even like me or not, maybe you want to see how i look ? If so we can exchange facebook pages or even plenty of fish if you have either of those. Most people have facebook now my grandma has one. (LOL) but im hopping your having some kind of luck with dating out in this california world. Its so many nice people that i meet in my city Sacramento Ca, and i love it out here. I don't know were your from but that just a little bit about me. Im currently working and being single isn't always fun. i go home to an empty house, just me and my lilttle pup i call him snugbug, he's all i got for now. I know one day i will be blessed with someone special that is not full of games and wants to be treated like a lady should. Life is short so i better end this now, but i saw a post of yours and thought that i would introduce myself to you in hopes that you would at least email me back so we can talk. and sorry for all the rude, ubnoxious, jerks that you seem to come across.

Your new friend shawn. Hope to hear from you soon!!

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. ChristianGirl, you need to get right on this one.

[KSig RC]

Originally Posted by Shawn Mack

Im hopping in time

YOU ARE RABBIT DR. WHO, YOU ARE HOLY SHIT

[AnotherKD]

Originally Posted by KSig RC

YOU ARE RABBIT DR. WHO, YOU ARE HOLY SHIT

I just saw this and spit my coffee out because I laughed so hard.

It's not the first time that's happened while reading something on GC, but I'll be damned if it wasn't the hardest.

[IrishLake]

Originally Posted by Shawn Mack

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Don't worry about the haters, there just mad cause you wont give them the time or day. Hi my name is shawn and i know we don't know eatch other yet, but you seem relly cool and down to earth. To me it seems like, your just looking for the right person to settle down with. Trust me there's a million people in this world and only one that is right for you. Im hopping in time, i will be that one. I know its hard to say if you even like me or not, maybe you want to see how i look ? If so we can exchange facebook pages or even plenty of fish if you have either of those. Most people have facebook now my grandma has one. (LOL) but im hopping your having some kind of luck with dating out in this california world. Its so many nice people that i meet in my city Sacramento Ca, and i love it out here. I don't know were your from but that just a little bit about me. Im currently working and being single isn't always fun. i go home to an empty house, just me and my lilttle pup i call him snugbug, he's all i got for now. I know one day i will be blessed with someone special that is not full of games and wants to be treated like a lady should. Life is short so i better end this now, but i saw a post of yours and thought that i would introduce myself to you in hopes that you would at least email me back so we can talk. and sorry for all the rude, ubnoxious, jerks that you seem to come across.

Your new friend shawn. Hope to hear from you soon!!

Sadly, Shawn Mack has been around for a while, macking on allllll the hot honies in GC!!!!!!!

[Shawn Mack]

Originally Posted by IrishLake

Sadly, Shawn Mack has been around for a while, macking on allllll the hot honies in GC!!!!!!!

Long as there hot, cause i need someone to warm me up
now take that pic down, your making my dog have a bowl movement..

[IrishLake]

Originally Posted by Shawn Mack

Long as there hot, cause i need someone to warm me up
now take that pic down, your making my dog have a bowl movement..

Which bowl, exactly?

or

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by Shawn Mack;2053266 [B

Trust me there's a million people in this world and only one that is right for you. Im hopping in time, i will be that one.[/B] !!

Dead.

[AGDee]

I can't believe you didn't pick up the phone and call him that very minute!!!!!!! Sheesh!

My standard "no" is now "I'm sorry, I've met someone and am seeing only him now." It seems to bring fewer insults than a simple "No thanks".

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by AGDee

I can't believe you didn't pick up the phone and call him that very minute!!!!!!! Sheesh!

My standard "no" is now "I'm sorry, I've met someone and am seeing only him now." It seems to bring fewer insults than a simple "No thanks".

I don't go that route because I could say I'm seeing someone but others can see that I've a) obvi still have a profile up and b) have logged on regularly. Mr. "I enjoy long walks to the bed" got the abrupt message, I'm usually gentler than that.

ETA: Wow, I must have been tired. I started this message last night. Aaaand just realized a whole page of responses happened during my slumber.

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by PiKA2001

Why does he use "meet and greet" when he really means hump and dump?

I just lost.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

I don't go that route because I could say I'm seeing someone but others can see that I've a) obvi still have a profile up and b) have logged on regularly. Mr. "I enjoy long walks to the bed" got the abrupt message, I'm usually gentler than that.

ETA: Wow, I must have been tired. I started this message last night. Aaaand just realized a whole page of responses happened during my slumber.

LOL. You have inspired me to log onto PoF and see who my "matches" are.

Most left me weeping for the educational system, but then there's Mr. "I think I'm deep"

When did we forget our dreams?
The infinite possibilities that each day holds should stagger the mind.
The sheer number of experiences I could have is uncountable, breathtaking, and I'm sitting here refreshing my inbox.

We live trapped in loops, reliving a few days over and over, and we envision only a few paths laid out ahead of us.
We see the same things each day, respond the same way, we think the same thoughts, every day a slight variation on the last, every moment smoothly following the gentle curves of societal norms.

We act like if we just get through today, tomorrow our dreams will come back to us.

Im as guilty of this as any other, but I'm currently fixing that.

The picture with it though is this skinny guy with his shirt half off. He says he has his Masters but he writes like that college student who took a philosophy class and thinks he's deep. The rest of it is just as bad and trite.

[KSig RC]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

Most left me weeping for the educational system, but then there's Mr. "I think I'm deep"

Does this make it better or worse?

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by KSig RC

Does this make it better or worse?

So, he ripped off xkcd (I had a nagging feeling it was familiar) and Then.... ugh no just no.
Double Fail.

[christiangirl]

After telling a guy that we just don't have the right chemistry but he's pretty awesome and I hope he finds what he's looking for, the response was a deeply heartfelt, "Your too stuck up for me. Thanks for ruining my Saturday."



Though this one looks promising:

New experiences are on top of my list, "lifes tooo short you have to live it to fulliest"

Everyone, be sure to go live your lives to the fulliest!!!

[christiangirl]

I mentally do a spelling and grammar check on anything I read. It's like that one ep of BMW where Shawn took a college philosophy class, give Mr. Feeny the kiss-off, then failed it. This could have been his assignment that we never got to read.