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06-27-2009, 01:19 PM
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Did she name the baby Skipper because she "skipped" her period?
(I know its a lame joke - but I couldn't help myself!)
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06-27-2009, 02:23 PM
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Y'all need to hush...you're gonna make Barbie flounce and I really, really want to hear the rest of her story.
BARBIE? WHERE ARE YOUUU??? COME BAAAAAAACK!!!
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06-27-2009, 05:13 PM
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beauty queen (always beating out some persistent but unfortunate looking girl from Pearl, Missisippi)
Johnny Carson once did a routine about Southern beauty queens and wondered why they always had three names, like Kitty Ann Litter? I cried at that one.
Now I am crying at this one. I hope Barbie returns and has not let Chopper Mom run her off. That was hilarious.
My mother-in-law (97 and still going strong) had a cousin named Ruth Handler who founded Mattel Toys. Ruth had two children, a daughter named Barbara, whom they called "Barbie" and a son named Ken. Ruth eventually sold Mattel and passed away before we could meet her. I have tried to contact Barbara to no avail. I am sure she receives many letters from people claiming to be related, but I have the real thing, a genuine cousin who knows the family history. I hope she will respond one day.
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06-27-2009, 05:15 PM
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I love how everyone is jumping in on this. I would, but I'm not creative.
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06-28-2009, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by paulam
Johnny Carson once did a routine about Southern beauty queens and wondered why they always had three names, like Kitty Ann Litter?
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Even though Barbie is originally from Willows, Wisconsin (as opposed to the deep South) she DOES have a three-part name: Barbara Millicent Roberts. Her decision to go by just one perky little name is a reflection of her ego. She decided long ago that she was on a par with Madonna, Cher, and other single-named superstars and dropped the rest of her name.
But what really kills me about this little tramp is how fake she is! I swear, every part of her perfect body is the result of expert manipulation. If there's any part of her that is not plastic, I'd be hard pressed to find it.
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06-28-2009, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by BadCat25
She is a total slut. She did the entire football team, the entire basketball team and the entire all the other teams. She even did that governor of South Carolina. YOU MUST GET RID OF HER. SHE WILL DISTROY YOUR SORORITY.
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LMAO almost spit my McIcedcoffee everywhere. that was TEH WIN.
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Do you know people? Have you interacted with them? Because this is pretty standard no-brainer stuff. -33girl
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06-29-2009, 05:32 AM
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Gasp...do you think we scared Barbie off? I want to hear the rest of her fabulous recruitment!
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06-29-2009, 07:41 AM
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^^ I'm worried about Barbie, too...there has been a lot of tent talk during this recruitment! Come back, Barbie!
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06-29-2009, 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by gee_ess
^^ I'm worried about Barbie, too...there has been a lot of tent talk during this recruitment! Come back, Barbie!
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Maybe she got cut from Madame Alexander and is too embarrassed to tell us!
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06-29-2009, 09:31 AM
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Oh, don't worry too much. I'm sure she just "got caught up" in something implausible (like college finals and move out in July - right?!) and will be back to continue her story sporadically over the next three months...
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06-29-2009, 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Gusteau
Oh, don't worry too much. I'm sure she just "got caught up" in something implausible (like college finals and move out in July - right?!) and will be back to continue her story sporadically over the next three months...
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To be fair, students in summer school may have just completed their finals. Those same students would also be moving out of the dorms now, too.
Barbie - please finish your story!
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06-29-2009, 11:19 AM
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This thread is perfection. I'm thinking "this thing" has got to be that Barbie's great-great-great-grandmama was a Jems founder.
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06-29-2009, 11:47 AM
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To be fair, students in summer school may have just completed their finals. Those same students would also be moving out of the dorms now, too.
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Fair point - I did decide not to call shenanigans in that thread so we could see it ride out. But really, the randoms always get caught up for inexplicable reasons and drag their stories on for weeks and weeks.
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06-29-2009, 11:53 AM
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Does anyone go to Barbie's school??? Maybe we can contact our own alums there and find out where Barbie pledged!
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06-29-2009, 04:15 PM
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OMG Y'ALL!  I like totally found out where Barbie goes to school! |
You won't believe it, but I emailed a friend at Barbie's school and check out the camera-phone picture she sent me of Barbie! Sequined tights are sooo out; it's all about the fringe tight.
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