Top Newbie Questions

[sigmadiva]

Originally posted by lifesaver
I cant believe we've all forgotten about the newbies from the other side of GC...

"Hallo! My name is Stavros and I am from Mikinos. I am looking for other Greeks. Please for you to listen to my online Greeks radio station for back home."

So.True. LOL!!!!!

[Tom Earp]

Ah, My Poor Minions ore is it Onions, just do not understandeth!

No one uderstands when a Brother/Sister calls you in the middle onf the night with a Hair Raising sceneriou!

But, My Poor Greek Chat Patrons, it does Happens and I am Much more willingly dragging My Poor Tired Ass out of Bed and accomodate My Brother!

Never, Never Screw With The Greeks! Of course, They are Crazy!!! Hell, None of us can uderstand them as I am sure They dont really understand Us!

Oh Wait, is it True Greeks or Social Greeks?

Heck, I dont understand also!

[Zillini]

I joined the BB this summer and this was one that amazed me at how often it was asked:

I'm going through Rush at Super Competitive Southern College. I know you all said a PNM shouldn't wear this or that, but I have this fabulous dress (that basically makes me look like a desperate streetwalker). I want to wear it for Pref. What do you think?

[adpiucf]

Or how about: "I'm going through recruitment this fall at Super Competitive U. I have heard from everyone there that you need to have recs, but I haven't gotten any yet. Do you think I'll be ok without them?"

Or: "I'm a junior at a school whose sororities rarely pledge upperclassmen. Do you think I'll be able to get a bid?"

And the ever-popular: "I want to rush the best sorority. What are the reputations of the sororities at Fill-In-The-Blank College?"

Add this to the list:

Hi, I'm doing research for a thesis that I'm writing about [insert something Greek related here]. I would appreciate any responses you might have to make this research easier for me because I'm too damn lazy to get more credible facts the hard way.

Please email your responses to thesisgirl@imsoincrediblyannoyingcuz...kupmy ass.com

[AChiOhSnap]

LOL!

[honeychile]

Any of the posts that start "YOU CAN MAKE BIG MONEY!!!!!!!" or its variation, "YOU CAN MAKE BEER MONEY!!!!!!!"

Then, there's always, "I was promised a bid to XYZ, so can I skip the whole rush part?" and its cousin, "I'm going to bid XYZ..."


The only answers to the above are deletion or extreme laughter.

[Rudey]

So is this website going to become a resource library/online encyclopedia as some of you wish or will it stay a discussion forum?

-Rudey

[emb021]

Originally posted by Sister Havana
But don't you have to be dead to join a ghost GLO?

So, does this mean that 'underground chapters' are the chapters that the subhuman denizens of the steam tunnels join?

[sigmadiva]

From a NPHC forum:

'I really want to join XYZ but they are not at my school? What do I need to do to join? And, what is a chapter?'

Answer: Open a book. Every so often among the pages you will see a number and/or title indicating the begining of text. Those are called chapters.

[MaryAmanda]

Y'all might not think I have a high enough post count to contribute, but I thought this might be funny.

"Why do you keep picking on XYZ? What's so horrible about Chi Upsilon Zeta?"

[xoheatherxo]

havent seen this question lately, but im sure yall remember:
is xyz really like sorority life on mtv???

[fifi225]

Originally posted by MaryAmanda
Y'all might not think I have a high enough post count to contribute, but I thought this might be funny.

"Why do you keep picking on XYZ? What's so horrible about Chi Upsilon Zeta?"

ahahahhahahahaha.

oh man.

Can we be friends?

[Erik P Conard]

It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide,
and furthermore I have one grunch but the eggplant over there.

[TwinStar53]

I get emails from PNM's all the time with something like "My mom was a legacy of ABC sorority... does that mean that I can only join ABC? Because I think you girls at XYZ are sooo much cooler!"


Those emails never get responses...