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02-08-2008, 11:31 AM
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Hey we have a trident! Trident definitely covers for our pansy. 
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02-08-2008, 11:41 AM
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Chuck is no pansy. But he could live like a king in ZTA  And he could sharpen all 5 points of the crown and totally use it as a weapon! 
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02-08-2008, 11:54 AM
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Chuck doesn't need weapons, only the clear light of the moon to see as he pummels his opponents.
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02-08-2008, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by SWTXBelle
Chuck doesn't need weapons, only the clear light of the moon to see as he pummels his opponents.
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And he could strawberries and rabbits in between pummelings to gather strength (protein and vitamin C!)
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02-08-2008, 12:10 PM
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Chuck wouldn't do well in Phi Mu anyways...he's not man enough for all that pink. And yes, I said that.
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02-08-2008, 12:15 PM
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^^^ Yeah, but Phi Mu has the lion, and that definetely eats the cutesy little bunnies, and the owls and the dolls.
I know that whole thing with sending the Phi Mus to the emergency room was messy, but maybe there will be a twist to this story that's a total shocker. Like Chuck in pink rhinestone pantyhose or his mom is Miss America or something....
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02-08-2008, 12:19 PM
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^^^someone's taking the thread a little too seriously
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02-08-2008, 12:32 PM
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Think how useful Chuck could be during Greek Week. He could totally take out the competition ala Stewie: http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2...-norris-p1.php
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02-08-2008, 01:03 PM
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Like Chuck in pink rhinestone pantyhose or his mom is Miss America or something....
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I SO want to see Chuck in pink rhinestone pantyhose!
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02-08-2008, 01:15 PM
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I so, SO love this thread! It's exactly what I needed when I signed in today. Who wants to chip in and buy Chuck some lettered spurs?
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02-08-2008, 01:25 PM
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Hope y'all can see this image. As long as he doesn't initiate, Chuck could always transfer to a school w/ an AOII chapter. Chuck man, it'd be worth thinkin about. Even the older alum pandas could kick some serious a**. We've got your back.
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02-08-2008, 01:47 PM
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So Chuck just read his Recruitment Guide (okay, Chuck didn't read it, he ordered it to bestow the information he wanted) and here is the rest of the recruitment schedule for all of his GC fans:
Today (Round 2): Skit Night
Tomorrow is a Saturday... so double rounds!
Round 3 (AM): Philanthropy Night
Round 4 (PM): Preference!
Sunday Morning: Bid Day
Also, Chuck found out he was invited back to all of the chapters (minus Phi Mu, of course) for today's events. Chuck was a little sad because he had already perfected his murderous edamame chin jab to use on the first chapter who cut him. I guess Chuck will have to wait.
Oh, and someone PMed Chuck and reminded him of all the famous republican ladies who are Thetas. Amazing! Chuck could be sisters with McCain's woman, Cheney's old lady, Laura "the rockstar" Bush AND his favorite fake-ID twins? Pansies or not, Chuck may have to take his Rho Chi's advise and "maximize his options" for a while. Chuck can always force them to change their flower to something really sweet like the venus fly trap after he pledges.
More to come later today...
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02-08-2008, 01:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
So Chuck just read his Recruitment Guide (okay, Chuck didn't read it, he ordered it to bestow the information he wanted) and here is the rest of the recruitment schedule for all of his GC fans:
Today (Round 2): Skit Night
Tomorrow is a Saturday... so double rounds!
Round 3 (AM): Philanthropy Night
Round 4 (PM): Preference!
Sunday Morning: Bid Day
Also, Chuck found out he was invited back to all of the chapters (minus Phi Mu, of course) for today's events. Chuck was a little sad because he had already perfected his murderous edamame chin jab to use on the first chapter who cut him. I guess Chuck will have to wait.
Oh, and someone PMed Chuck and reminded him of all the famous republican ladies who are Thetas. Amazing! Chuck could be sisters with McCain's woman, Cheney's old lady, Laura "the rockstar" Bush AND his favorite fake-ID twins? Pansies or not, Chuck may have to take his Rho Chi's advise and "maximize his options" for a while. Chuck can always force them to change their flower to something really sweet like the venus fly trap after he pledges.
More to come later today...
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that's great Chuck! Good luck with the upcoming rounds (like you need it). I think you should force Theta to change their flower from the pansy to that flower that smells like rotting flesh. It can remind you of all the carnage you've left in your bad-ass wake.
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02-08-2008, 02:20 PM
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I love the way Chuck is talking in the third person - very Bob Dole-like.
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02-08-2008, 02:32 PM
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Oh em gee - this is THE BEST THREAD EVER! Please please please sticky it!!!
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