Most Likely to start a religion: Tom Earp; incomprehensibility is a staple of religions and he sells mind altering substances.
Most likely to win Greek Jeopardy: Greeklawgirl; “I’ll take AGD history for 800”
Cutest Couple: Don’t know; You all look like black ink shaped characters.
Most fun to have 5 too many drinks with and sing bar songs off key: 33girl “Paradise by the Dashboard lights” and a little Janis Joplin
Most likely to mess up a “Sure thing” and then complain to us about it: Lifesaver; We revokin’ your Player Card
Most likely to win an Oscar for best Screenplay 5 years later than she should: Amycat; she shouldn’t have left that first one with the Bouncer at the Skybar.
Most likely to write a Best Seller but never get paid: Brooklineu; she gives it away for free.
Most likely to always be “the friend”: Billy Optimist
Most likely to give a “boy” dance lessons, and have him leave a “man”: DGPhoney
Most likely to be a surprise playmate during Playboy’s US search: KilarneyRose
Most likely to do VD videos for high school health class: Ex Greek
Most likely to maim someone in the defense of them and theirs: OTW, Carnation, and AXO Alum
Most likely to swerve to miss an animal . . . and wipe out some pedestrians: Lots of Heart
Best Taste in Men: ZTAngel; She dates a Kappa Sigma, ‘nuff said.
Most likely to appear as the Angel on your shoulder (animals house ref.): Delta Alum
Most likely to appear as the Devil: Me (James), KaBillyMac, Lil_G, KsigKid, KsigRC . . . we got you outnumbered Delta . . . they going to do the deed
Most likely to tell her undergrads to do the right thing and then slam down some shots of tequila: Shadokat
Most likely to be spokeswoman for American sororities: Pnguintrx
Most likely to teach ladies how to be Players . . . and shoot themselves in the foot: Cutiepie2000
Most likely to kill Bin Ladin: KaBillyMac
Most likely to say a Right Thing at the Wrong Time and be shot for it: Arya
Most likely to get arrested and take his friends with him: SigmaChicard, for posting his one crime on line and persuading the rest of you also. (Just make sure when you travel to meet Newbie, the age of consent laws in that state favor youJ)
Most likely to know everyone’s life story: Newbie
Most likely to invent a holiday to get a gift: DeltaBetaBaby
Most likely to be a porn director: Ksig Rc . . he has the music already . . . *BOW CHICKA BOW WOW*
Most likely to meet a guy . . . anywhere, even a morgue: Dejajeva
Most likely to have a great conversation over a beer: Justamom
Most likely to inspire you to sin, but you can still bring home to meet mom: IowaHawkeye
Best possible Greeksystem: all the GC members active together at the same school; How sick would that be?