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06-16-2004, 09:29 PM
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Oh Damn girl . . I am just laughing . . .
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Originally posted by Dionysus
*questions tolen from another website* (i swear i din't make this up)
What parts of your body are a real turn on for you to be touched, kiss, licked, sucked, bitten, etc. but are ignored? What places you don't liked to be touched?
Ladies, after a guy goes down on you...which do you prefer before he kisses you? Wipe his face off on a towel and wash out his mouth? Wipe his face on your thighs? Come straight up and kiss you, your stuff is CLEAN!?
Guys, before you bang or eat, do you discretely do the smell test? Do you just dig in? Ladies, have you ever caught a guy doing the test on you?
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06-17-2004, 12:22 PM
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that is too funny...
I forgot about this thread, as amazing as that is.....
perhaps I should read it through again. i am sure that i have had some interesting experiences since my last good post.
as for the most recent questions, actually yes- I did catch a guy recently doing that little test deal, but he still went through with it so I guess I passed?
LOL!
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06-17-2004, 02:17 PM
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Originally posted by lifesaver
This is SO WAY BETTER than the "Does our junk stank?" topic from January.
I am not going to be the first one to explain Tossing Salad. No Way.
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No, no, no....there is no way to ever top YOUR post in that thread in regards to "paper clips" etc.....
I still laugh into tears every time I read that thread.
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06-18-2004, 01:17 AM
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I used to say quite a few gross sexual things huh?
-Rudey
--We gotta go back to the old days!
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06-21-2004, 01:40 AM
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I just thought I'd bump this back up, for anyone who hasn't read it. It's really not 48 pages long. Most of that is people's signatures.
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06-21-2004, 11:19 PM
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LMAO Ok I have a small story for ya'll. It happened this weekend.
My hubby and I went home to see our families for Fathers Day and for the weekend. On Sat we decided to help the hubbys mom clean out his dads truck. It was a mess. So we were going to wash it then wax it then clean the inside all out. Anyways, we were all done and we were washing my hubbys car after and his sisters too (she came home too) and his mom goes to him,
"Ok its all clean. All thats left to do is polish his knob. Do you think you can do that for me?" (to my hubby)
Now me and his sis were over talking about boys so we missed it, but I guess he just laughed for a while then walked away. His mom didnt ask why. Anyways, we were up in the house and all in the living room and he turns to me and his sis and is like mom wanted me to polish dads knob and his sister spit her pop out and I busted out laughing. I mean we were laughing so hard.
Finally his moms like what and we had to tell her what it meant. It was the funniest ever. She is a HS teacher but she is still so oblivious to everything it seems. When his dad came home we told him and he was laughing so hard. She was all mad. She kept saying man how do all of you know these phrases cause we threw out the tossing salad and shocker and stuff and we didnt tell her the meanings but we said if you hear this it is def a diff meaning HA HA HA.....
Later we went to a birthday party at the hubbys aunts and we told the aunt and uncle and they laughed so hard. I think we embarrassed her so bad and she was pissed at us, but shes such a easy target and just throws these phrases out HA HA.......
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06-22-2004, 07:03 PM
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Originally posted by Peaches-n-Cream
Be afraid, be very afraid...
The guys circle jerk on a cookie and the last one finished eats it with the topping! GROSS!
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The way I've heard it is the one furthest from the cookie/cracker has to eat it...And a fraternity in the area Supposedly does this...
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06-22-2004, 11:03 PM
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tossing salad....eating or lickin the asshole. some chicks like it, some don't.
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06-23-2004, 12:47 AM
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thanks for stealin my quote on my signature there buddy....
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06-23-2004, 05:09 AM
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Originally posted by thermobryan
thanks for stealin my quote on my signature there buddy....
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Are you really from the OC? That show sucks.
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06-23-2004, 06:56 AM
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Originally posted by thermobryan
thanks for stealin my quote on my signature there buddy....
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yea ok, right.
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06-23-2004, 07:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ADPiShannan
"Ok its all clean. All thats left to do is polish his knob. Do you think you can do that for me?" (to my hubby)
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so i just don't know my phrases---what does it mean?
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06-23-2004, 07:52 PM
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knob = penis
polish = what do you do when you polish? you rub.
shelley j
sigma k
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06-23-2004, 09:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by alphaiota
knob = penis
polish = what do you do when you polish? you rub.
shelley j
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not just rub, it has to be "spit shined".
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06-23-2004, 10:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by starang21
tossing salad....eating or lickin the asshole. some chicks like it, some don't.
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Some definitely like it...
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