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[KSig RC]

Originally posted by Hootie
Yes they do Billy! I know only cuz my sister can queef on command....DON'T ASK! LMAO!

SO HOT

maybe she can pee on me, like ilovemyglo's buddy?

Originally posted by KSig RC
SO HOT

maybe she can pee on me, like ilovemyglo's buddy?

if you ask for a cleveland steamer, i'm gonna drive to your front door and bitch slap you.

Kitso
KS 361 freakin disgusting

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361
if you ask for a cleveland steamer, i'm gonna drive to your front door and bitch slap you.

Kitso
KS 361 freakin disgusting

hahaha - yeah, the steamer's definitely more disgusting than the vaginal farting, i'll give you that (but only barely, because well they're both pretty gross)

[HotDamnImAPhiMu]

"cleveland steamer"?

[ilovemyglo]

poop

Glass

Bottom

Boat.

Kitso
KS 361 times it's the pinnacle of dirtiness

[DeltaDomme]

When I was in school we heard rumors about some of the frat guys doing circle jerks but we never actually knew if they took place. We were too busy doing Daisy Chains . They were for sisters only and usually took place in a motel room or private residence off campus. Normally 10-12 girls would participate and it was never the same 12 every time. After smoking a couple of joints we would all undress each other and after loads of kissing and petting we would all lie down on the floor in a circleand the first girl would eat the second girl who ate the third girl and so on around so that everyone was eating and getting eaten . This would sometimes go on for a couple of hours with all of changing positions in the chain so we got to eat as many different girls as possible. They were marvelous fun and girls didnt get to participate except by invatation only by someone else who had already been to one. The best ones took place at the house of my Mistress (who was also my Eng. Lit. Prof) on Saturday afternoon disguiesed as a 'girls lit club' I got to have sex with more girls than I could keep count of and I still have a Daisy Chain when I hold weekend house parties for my women friends and they are VERY popular.

[Lady Pi Phi]

Originally posted by DeltaDomme
When I was in school we heard rumors about some of the frat guys doing circle jerks but we never actually knew if they took place. We were too busy doing Daisy Chains . They were for sisters only and usually took place in a motel room or private residence off campus. Normally 10-12 girls would participate and it was never the same 12 every time. After smoking a couple of joints we would all undress each other and after loads of kissing and petting we would all lie down on the floor in a circleand the first girl would eat the second girl who ate the third girl and so on around so that everyone was eating and getting eaten . This would sometimes go on for a couple of hours with all of changing positions in the chain so we got to eat as many different girls as possible. They were marvelous fun and girls didnt get to participate except by invatation only by someone else who had already been to one. The best ones took place at the house of my Mistress (who was also my Eng. Lit. Prof) on Saturday afternoon disguiesed as a 'girls lit club' I got to have sex with more girls than I could keep count of and I still have a Daisy Chain when I hold weekend house parties for my women friends and they are VERY popular.

Is she for real?? Where do these people come from??

[ilovemyglo]

Originally posted by DeltaDomme

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Wasn't that a special movie that one of the Farmhouse guys I knew owned?

Originally posted by DeltaDomme
When I was in school we heard rumors about some of the frat guys doing circle jerks but we never actually knew if they took place. We were too busy doing Daisy Chains . They were for sisters only and usually took place in a motel room or private residence off campus. Normally 10-12 girls would participate and it was never the same 12 every time. After smoking a couple of joints we would all undress each other and after loads of kissing and petting we would all lie down on the floor in a circleand the first girl would eat the second girl who ate the third girl and so on around so that everyone was eating and getting eaten . This would sometimes go on for a couple of hours with all of changing positions in the chain so we got to eat as many different girls as possible. They were marvelous fun and girls didnt get to participate except by invatation only by someone else who had already been to one. The best ones took place at the house of my Mistress (who was also my Eng. Lit. Prof) on Saturday afternoon disguiesed as a 'girls lit club' I got to have sex with more girls than I could keep count of and I still have a Daisy Chain when I hold weekend house parties for my women friends and they are VERY popular.

wow really?

I think i've read one of your diaries then, posted on an Erotic Stories website.

So great to meet you

Kitso
KS 361 sickos that think this crap is funny

[HotDamnImAPhiMu]

I always get confused when people go and register and then only make ONE post, and it's like this.

If your'e going to bother registering, why not post like seven?

And if you're someone else who HAS a screenname and just is getting their rocks off this way.... why bother?

[Imthachamp]

sorry guys. that was me. i forgot to log in this name to make that post...but its true

[Peaches-n-Cream]

lol! This stuff is too funny.

[Dionysus]

*questions stolen from another website* (i swear i didn't make this up)

What parts of your body are a real turn on for you to be touched, kiss, licked, sucked, bitten, etc. but are ignored? What places you don't liked to be touched?

Ladies, after a guy goes down on you...which do you prefer before he kisses you? Wipe his face off on a towel and wash out his mouth? Wipe his face on your thighs? Come straight up and kiss you, your stuff is CLEAN!?

Guys, before you bang or eat, do you discretely do the smell test? Do you just dig in? Ladies, have you ever caught a guy doing the test on you?

[Kevin]

Dionysus, I think in a relationship, it should be the responsibility of each party to keep their "junk" clean enough that they'd go down on themselves if they could.

It's actually kind of insulting in my opinion to let a girl go down on me and then not be willing to kiss her until she's gargled -- I expect the same treatment. If I had just finished going down on my girlfriend and she tells me that I need to brush before I kiss her, I'd be worried about what I just had in my mouth and MUCH less likely to volunteer to do that again.

I've really never had an experience that makes me think the sniff test would be worthwhile.