Drunk!

[Munchkin03]

Here's a story:

Thursday night, I was at an event for work. It was my boss, his wife, and about 6 of us from the office. They had organic wine (and organic cheese too, but that's beside the point).

Now, I've been on a bit of a health kick lately and have reduced my drinking to about once every 10 days or so. That said, it took two tiny plastic glasses of wine to get me shitty. I was DRUNKITY.

Towards the end of the night, I needed to get my boss so we could all go out to dinner. We were separated by a glass divider, and he was listening to someone talk about this building or whatever. He was also on his BlackBerry. My co-worker was all, "why don't you text him?" Yeah, because we got it like dat or whatever. Anyway, I needed to get his attention but I didn't want to bang on the windowwall.

I was thiiis close to sending him an e-mail with the words, "Turn around!" Luckily my drunker co-worker banged on the windowwall, saving Munchkin the embarassment.

[Psi U MC Vito]

Oh God I am so drunk, just got back from a beirgarten in my hometown. I showed up and there wasnt a single person I knew there. I sit down and end up next to a whole binch of foriegners. It was a Scot, an Irishman, a Candian, and a Soth African, plus four Germans. They pretty much invited me ot join teh group, and it turns oyt the irishman and south african met the rest at the biergarten for teh first time that night. I was cracking up the entire time the irishman was speaking and ended up getting free drunks near teh end of the night. It was a great time, and I hame ot wake up for church in 8 hours. should be interesting.

[Psi U MC Vito]

Shit I'm a;; fucked up right now. Ten years and still going strong. Tonight was a good year and I got to meet some brother I have only heard about, including my great grandbig. I got hammered, but it was such a good time. I hope we do this every year.

[Senusret I]

uh ohhhhhh lol

[lovespink88]

I would have thought that this would have already been bumped for Black Wednesday. Then again, it's prob still early, I'm just a light weight.

I love Cheez-Its.

[33girl]

I love spandau ballet. they are awesome. I hate boys. they are missing their balls. booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[NinjaPoodle]

Originally Posted by 33girl

I love spandau ballet. they are awesome. I hate boys. they are missing their balls. booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

LOL!!

[dreamseeker]

i'm not drunk, but i had crown royal and coke w. lime for the first time today. it was awesome.

[AlwaysSAI]

Bumping for later! Tonight will be fuuuuuuun!

[AlwaysSAI]

Okay, so tonight could have been funnre, but i still have aplenty to drinka dn had a good time talking to folks ands tuff. but i don't really go to a bar to talk to folks, i go to a bar to drink. i texted my friend to see if he would come pick me uip so i didn't have to walk and he didn't answer. booooooo. i had to walk hom e in the cold rain.

[TNK274]

oh man. walked to mcdonalds with a brotha of anotha motha. across campus and town drunk as a skunk. some swamp donkey let us into mcdonalds cuz it just opened. we had a serious discussion about plastic surgery. a brotha of anotha cola hooped out tonight. and a brother who recently moved to my hometown. sad and happy at the same time. man taylor swifts new song blows. but shes still hott. damn. blondes. are great. but glad i date a brunette though....rum... i like rum.....it's great to be a sigep!

[lovespink88]

I <3 bumping this thread.

Tonight I went on a barcrawl in the neighborhood with my 8th grade class. It was surreal. SOOOOOOOOO many people that I havnt seen since 2002. So weird, but amazingly fun!!!

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LucyKKG]

I should bump this for tomorrow. Lots of mimosas are waiting for me!!!

[AlwaysSAI]

Rum & Coke....

Oh, how I have missed thee....

[JohnnyCash]

Why isn't there a thread for when you're stoned??