Yo' mama so dumb ...
She ordered a cheeseburger at McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
She took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.
She sold the car for gas money.
She had to call information to get the number for 911.
She got fired from a blowjob.
Yo' mama so fat ...
Instead of Daisy Dukes, she wears Boss Hoggs.
If she weighed 5 more pounds, she could qualify for group insurance.
She fell in love and broke it.
She plays hopscotch like this: "LA, Chicago, Detroit, New York ..."
She got baptized at Sea World.
When she wears a red dress, kids yell "Hey, Kool-Aid!"
Yo' mama so nasty ...
She used Sure and it got confused.
She made Right Guard turn left.
She made Speed Stick slow down.
When I called her for phone sex, I got an ear infection.
Her shit is glad to escape.
Yo' mama so ugly ...
She makes blind kids cry.
When she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" And her daddy said, "Yeah, let's bury it!"
When she went to the haunted house, she came out with a job application.
Her nickname is "DAMN!"
She threw a boomerang and it never came back.
They put her face on a box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.
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