*Disclaimer-I just got back from the gym*
Lately I keep seeing the same thing over and over again. Everytime I'm stuck in traffic I end up behind some car that says "God's plan for you" or "Life is short, pray hard" or something of the like on their bumper or back windshield. Now I'm not knocking God (or whatever name you call him by) at all. But what I find appalling is that everytime I see one of those stickers the person driving always ends up being some fat woman that looks like she's got the cold cuts from lunch seeping through her neck. And today I just couldn't take it anymore. For some reason I had an ass moment and decided to react instead of thinking of the other person. I pulled around this human pig of a female and creeped up next to her. I rolled my windows down and she looked over at me. Her windows were down, too. So in my classic asshole state I pulled out a fellow Dade county boy I had in my CD case and cranked the music up loud as fuck. And if you guessed Trick Daddy as the artist, you're right. I have a 12 inch subwoofer in the back and I turned the gain up as loud as I could on the amp so I could shake this pig's minivan.
As soon as the profanity started she did somethign I've never seen in my life. The woman started praying for me and had her hand extended towards my car!!! I was like WTF?!?!?
I was trying to read her lips to see what she was saying and then I started thinking I was hallucinating....turns out she was speaking in a different language while praying for me.
All this happened in like maybe 3 minutes. When traffic picked back up she put on her turn signal and was turning into McDonald's. I turned off the CD and yelled out, "Gluttony is a sin you nasty bitch!" and sped off.
Now I know I'm going to have to go to confession come christmas time for what I did today, but why in the hell are holy rolling christians always fat or in many instances they don't keep themselves up? Doesnt God say your body is a temple? I'm begining to come to the conclusion that the only "real" christians that arent preachers/priests/rabbis are those that have somethign wrong with them or they don't feel good about themselves mentally. Is anbody feeling me on this one?
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