Jessica Simpson's body - Page 4

tunatartare · #46 06-13-2005, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by xo_kathy
hijack
A few years ago my husband introduced his daughter (she was about 7) to old school Michael. She loved looking at the cd booklet. A while later, he let her listen to the HIStory cd. She pointed at the picture of "white" MJ annd said:
Daughter: Daddy, who's that?
My hubby: It's Michael Jackson, honey.
Daughter: But he looks like Kathy!!!

So, apparently I look like Michael...
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I'm still not so sure about the boob situation. Breast lifts are supposed to be very painful and take a while to heal. The woman has not been out of the spotlight for the last 6 months. When did she get it done?

I'm also not sure about the coke addiction. She seems too dumb to figure it out...but I'm not in the LA scene, so what would I know!

This reminds of something I heard a while ago while watching Pop Up Video on VH1. During the video for "Black & White," they said that a magazine once called him "neither man nor woman, neither black nor white."

cashmoney · #47 06-13-2005, 07:27 PM

Stop hijacking my thread!!!

This thread is about Jessica Simpson's body.

FAB*SpiceySpice · #48 06-13-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
Stop hijacking my thread!!!

This thread is about Jessica Simpson's body.

She has a nice body, I think she looked even more beautiful when she was a little bit bigger.

What I really think is super hot about her however is her TEETH. Mine are straight and white but hers are like glowing b/c they're so white...

lonestaradpi · #49 06-13-2005, 11:43 PM

Okay, I'll talk about Jessica Simpson's body just to make Cashmoney happy. I saw MTV's making the video today for "These Boots Were Made for Walking". Holy crap! Her body is rockin' and she is bumping and grinding all over the place! Cash, have you seen the entire video yet? Get the viagra out of your system first!

OtterXO · #50 06-14-2005, 12:14 AM

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Originally posted by FAB*SpiceySpice

What I really think is super hot about her however is her TEETH. Mine are straight and white but hers are like glowing b/c they're so white...

I've heard through the grapevine that her teeth are veneers. It's a lot of money (about 10 grand from a reputable cosmetic dentist) to spend on your teeth, but if you have the money they look pretty good! A friend of mine got them and her teeth look absolutely perfect.

Glitter650 · #51 06-14-2005, 02:35 AM

I think Jessica is really really pretty, but I have to say the ONE thing I DON'T like about her is her horse teeth, I think they're too big.

FirstAndFinest · #52 06-14-2005, 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
Then you don't know too many coke whores. I havent met any with dried out hair or acne or eye-bags. And almost 100% of the ones I know all have fake tits.....so they're not saggy.

Where've you been all this time?

I've been at the meetings of those anonymous people who seek recovery. I guess the people I'm comparing Jessica to have hit bottom - when Jessica does, we'll compare before and after pix.

UKDaisy · #53 06-14-2005, 03:14 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by CarolinaCutie
[B]Quoted from the new Glamour, which contains an interview with her (she's also on the cover):

Lacy Fletcher, 21, Dallas: Have you had a breast lift?
JS: I wish- I want one! My boobs are smaller now, because that's the first place I gain and lose weight. At least my outfits look better and people actually look at me in the eye when they're talking to me.

I"d rather have the boobs

AnonAlumna · #54 07-13-2005, 11:37 AM

Sorry, to resurrect...but I saw the 'Boots' video today. I think I just sat there with my mouth hanging open. I'm a girl and everything, but Jessica is hot!

After this pregnancy is over, I'm going to hang a pic of her up as my inspiration! It'll definitely give me something to work towards, and my hubby probably won't mind either!

cashmoney · #55 07-13-2005, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by AnonAlumna
Sorry, to resurrect...but I saw the 'Boots' video today. I think I just sat there with my mouth hanging open. I'm a girl and everything, but Jessica is hot!

After this pregnancy is over, I'm going to hang a pic of her up as my inspiration! It'll definitely give me something to work towards, and my hubby probably won't mind either!

Be sure you have plenty of money saved up for all the diddy you'll be needing.

christiangirl · #56 07-13-2005, 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by KLPDaisy
... a magazine once called him "neither man nor woman, neither black nor white."

Ummm...no, I think that's God

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Jessica has a nice butt, I wish mine sat up like that. But I don't like the shape of her breasts, they look almost angular! She needs a more rounded bra, she's headed towards Madonna cones.

Honeykiss1974 · #57 07-13-2005, 01:34 PM

I just think she's too skinny in that video. I like the old Jess from the Newlywed days.

Jadey28 · #58 07-13-2005, 08:43 PM

Wow, Jessica is looking really good (and this is also coming from a girl)! I actually like her remake of the song too! My question is, when did she learn how to dance? Her moves have never been very good, but it looks like she's been working hard!

FAB*SpiceySpice · #59 07-13-2005, 09:03 PM

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Originally posted by Jadey28
Wow, Jessica is looking really good (and this is also coming from a girl)! I actually like her remake of the song too! My question is, when did she learn how to dance? Her moves have never been very good, but it looks like she's been working hard!

I am pretty sure that the choreographer (sp?) for this video was Fatima, who is a well-known and talented choreographer. She's worked with people like the Backstreet Boys, etc. That's probably how Jessica learned to dance so well.

AnonAlumna · #60 07-13-2005, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by cashmoney
Be sure you have plenty of money saved up for all the diddy you'll be needing.

Oh, hell, I could never be like her...I have hips! But if I hung a picture of her in the kitchen, it sure would make me think twice about an Eskimo Pie!