I can't believe he said this

[PureGoldF2K1]

I can TOTALLY understand why she would post her story on an internet message board, no matter how personal the content. I've had to use SOO much restraint in the past to keep from posting super personal guy stories here too. (One day, my resolve just might fail!) Yes, I have tons of girl friends/ sisters/ bio sister/female cousins/gay friends who would listen to my plights, but no one wants to always be "that friend who always talks about her boy" and SOMETIMES, drama goes down and no friends are accesible...the drama is eating away at you and you're DYING to get it out, just for your own piece of mind...its cathartic! Lo and behold, the "Dating & Relationships" forum of Greek Chat! Perfect!

So yeah...this was a long way to say...this thread was perfectly cool in my eyes and totally on topic

[mu_agd]

Originally posted by OohTeenyWahine
I was at Costco the other day, and to my surprise they also sell The Rabbit. I kid you not.

amazon.com sells it too, which i was shocked at.

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by kddani
you're looking for a babysitter?

If this is some sort of sick euphemism . . . then yes. Bring on the babysitters, boing!

-RC
--too many 80s movies as a kid, obviously

[AchtungBaby80]

Please do not sleep with Jason again. He's probably not that good, anyway.

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by CUGreekgirl
So I've been hooking up with "Jason" since August. He made it clear within the first week that we slept together that he was attracted to me physically, but he didn't really feel a spark as far as relationship goes. I'm quiet and he's loud and outgoing. But we continued to have sex on and off for the past 5 months. Well, I haven't seen him all month b/c he's been back in his hometown for vacation. We ended up talking to each other today, I go over to his apartment, and we hookup. After the whole thing we were talking about work and stuff and he ask me if I ever babysit indiviually (I work for a daycare and church nursery). I said yeah, since I do babysit a whole lot. He then says "well, i've been seeing this new girl and she has a 3 yr old son, so when we go out we might need someone to babysit for him"!!! I just can't believe he said it. How awkward would that be???? The girl he f*cks babysitting so he can take the kids mom out on a date.

Damn, where the hell are the other girls out there that are like you?

[Rudey]

I like how this thread turned from a girl being in a bad relationship, which is funny because so many girls get used like that, to a confession on which girls masturbate with mechanical objects.

-Rudey

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by Rudey
I like how this thread turned from a girl being in a bad relationship, which is funny because so many girls get used like that, to a confession on which girls masturbate with mechanical objects.

-Rudey

This post brought a tear to my eyes, dig it

[CUGreekgirl]

oh yes, I feel like a total dumb ass now! I was speaking with jason today (he IMed me first). he was trying to bum a ride to class tomorrow (yeah, i turned him down). then he wanted to see me tonight (and of course have sex), so I asked him what happened to the new girl. He was like 'what new girl' and I said 'the new girl you told me about last time I was over there' and he said she wanted to have sex, but he didn't and so it pissed her off. I told him i had a hard time beliving that and he said that he didn't want to just hookup with the girl. I asked him if it was the same girl that had the 3 yr old kid and he said WTF? That was moe's girl.

See, the funny thing is last time I went over to his apt. I had an infection in my ears and could only hear about 25% of what i normally can hear so i guess I heard him incorrectly.... but its good it happened this way because I am way over hooking up with him... although tonight he did tell me we needed to start being imaginative and coming up with new things so we would get bored with each other. I don't think he gets the clue it ain't happenin' again!

[astroAPhi]

Originally posted by sugar and spice
Haha! In bulk?

BWAHAHAHHA. Best followup EVAR.

And honey, I don't know who the hell you think you're kidding. You didn't mishear shit. If you fall for his shit then you need to have your vagina removed and put on a shelf for safekeeping. Just until you learn to stop falling for obvious bullshit.

[dphies00]

Ah, man, I heard the best line the other day - there are no victims, only volunteers.

If you're using him for sex, just remember that - you're using him for sex. You're not relying on him to figure out the quadratic equation or to give you a ride to class or emotional fulfillment. You're not relying on him for self esteem and from what you've said before, not a really good orgasm. So just remember what you're using him for and what you should already have before you get into bed with him.

But, in my opinion, if someone's getting some somewhere, good for them.

And CUGreekGirl, I heart the way your life is drama filled and on greekchat - its a nice change from the lonely and depressed board! (not that I don't post there often...)

[AKA_Monet]

If you are gonna FCUK 'em... Do it right.... And get yours, gwirlfriend... 'Cuz life's too short not to get your groove on, too...

The Spin Move:

You have to be on top. Let him inside, then put your legs in a squat like position. Then while you are going up and down, do quarter turns either to the right or left--like a washing machine. If you can do either a 180 or 360 without him losing control--do it.

The EC:

If he starts to lose control, pull out, and press between down at his base with your hands or wrap one hand and press down... Tell him take deep breaths and slow down. It lasts longer that way...

Your key Kama Sutra Postions:

The Swan...

The Spinning Spindle...

and The Fox...

Also, develop your sacred space.