They say that I am crowned Queen.
Perhaps. Queen was one of the
all-time best bands. They sang
about fat bottomed girls and also
did the themesong for the Highlander.
I connected with Freddie Mercury
because we are both Parsis
and destined for greatness. I also
knew Mozart. He and I connected
back in the day. Did you know that
Mozart was in a GLO? No? Oh no?
Why yes! Yes, Mozart was in a GLO.
They used to call him Mozo for short.
This is to not be confused with Bozo.
Gosh back in my day we didn't have
clowns. The only place you would
see red noses, makeup and wigs would
be in a drunken whore house. Those
were the days. Taking your large
GLO to the whorehouse. You would
do all sorts of weird things there. No
the pornos of today did not come
up with the delightful and imaginative
scenarios we created! Do not mess
with me for I am Queen. This is all
in tribute to Freddie Mercury AKA
Farrokh Bulsara.