Worst Pick-up Lines

[Afrochic]

This happened to me last week.

I'm pumping gas minding my own business and this raggedy green Neon pulls up to the pump beside me. The car is struggling to make it to the pump. Then this shorty dusty dude gets out and says "damn, my gas tank ain't even on this side." So he then cranks up his little green hornet and turns around so he can pump gas. He gets out and says hey girl. I'm ignoring him. Then he says, "you shole is fine, you look like I know you. Do you have a man? We finished pumping gas at the same time and I was there waaaayyy before he was which means not only does he ride a green hornet, but he also puts around 3 dollars in the tank, just enough gas to get him down the street.

He said, "do you have a man?"

I said, "I'm allergic."

He said, "to men?"

I said, no to you!"

And I pulled off leaving him and his struggling green hornet in the gas station.

[skywalker20_99]

After a funeral, my boyfriends' mother's pastor , who is an older man, looked at me and said "I can't see too much these days, but I sure can see pretty!". I thought I would die!!!

I think the worst pick-up line was "I like that flesh!!!" - I was wearing a tank top and jeans.

[Gina1201]

Originally posted by Afrochic
He said, "do you have a man?"

I said, "I'm allergic."

He said, "to men?"

I said, no to you!"

CTFU!!

Last week, I was at work in the elevator and this busted looking guy was also in there. Now mind you, there was only him and I in the elevator but he was standing behind me. So then he says, "I don't mean to be rude but you smell really good, what are you wearing?" I replied, "soap". He said "Hmm, I've never smelled soap like that." Luckily the elevator was at his floor by then because I was going to give him a real piece of my mind.

[Sahara]

Before I was a soror, I went to a Kappa party where I saw a group of AKA neos from that chapter wearing their jackets. I saw one guy ask one of them "What's your number?"
She said "7", pointed to the number on her jacket, and just walked away.

I was LMAO while he just stood there looking stupid!

[Paradise359]

I was at a club, the night was over, I'm sweaty and such and a guy comes up to me and says, "Girl where have you been? How you come here and not dance with me, how you doing?" I really thought I knew him yall and was too embarassed to say I didn't remember his name. Turns out he didn't know me and that was a pick up line. I guess they call it the 'long time no see line'

[CRIMSON_DIVA]

I was on my way into the library to finish a paper and these "boys" are sitting outside the library. I walk by and they start going, "Psst, pssst". I just keep walking as if I don't hear them. Then these punks say, "Hey miss." So I say, "Yes." They are like, "Do you have a girlfriend?" I say, "Yes." One of the guys says, "a girl like you needs two." WTF????????????? I immediately thought about this thread and was thinking do all of these losers go to the same "I wanna be a pimp" training class.

[Dancerella1908]

I can't remeber the guys pick up line but I remember what he said after I politely rejected him.

This nut said" Girl your turning me down like DRUGS"!

My girls and I looked @ one another, then him burst out laughing and walked away!

[CRIMSON_DIVA]

I meant to say "do you have a boyfriend?"

[SKEEphistAKAte]

"Ay, gurl, what movie you played in?"

[Jaroyalty]

LOL. these are too funny.

1. once i was on the bus going to class, some guy, with gold teeth and pants so baggy they hang at his knees, walks up to me and ask me for a pen. i give it to him and he gives it right back to me with a piece of paper. i kindly ask "whats the paper for", his reply "so you can write down ur number".

2. i remember long ago when they used to say "what chu be bout" and "ey shawty, when u finna lemme hit that"

3. the word of the day is legs, lets go to my place and spead em.

4. can you cook?

5. i got an anaconda in my pants

5. you know what they say about jamaicans.. me- no, lets find out

[Ideal08]

TTT...

[1savvydiva]

I thought about this thread the other day. Who was it who had somebody say to her "Girl, you got mo' azz than a team of donkeys"?

CTFU @ that story.

[kt nupe]

This is a pretty funny thread.

As a guy, I don't use the "Hey Shawty" lines, but here is my favorite:

Excuse me, my name is _____, what is your name?
Hi, _______ want to f__k?

Before you all get pissed. You would be AMAZED at how well that works. I'm not trying to be funny, just telling the truth.

[treblk]

This thread is way on funny

Ok, so a soror friend and I were stuck in traffic on 495 (DC) and next to us was this old school honda (not hating on the car, but still) with 2 guys (looked to be brothers, but can't 100% confirm). The passanger rolled down his window and was motioning to my Soror to do the same. So we naturally thought they were asking for direction or something similar. So she rolls down her window and said, yes. This fool was like..."uumm wassup, how you doing"

[pointNclick]

LOL... now that was funny. Kinda original too.

Originally posted by Paradise359
I was at a club, the night was over, I'm sweaty and such and a guy comes up to me and says, "Girl where have you been? How you come here and not dance with me, how you doing?" I really thought I knew him yall and was too embarassed to say I didn't remember his name. Turns out he didn't know me and that was a pick up line. I guess they call it the 'long time no see line'

For me, the worst pick up line is .... "Hello." Cuz all I will do is look at you, throw you a half-smile, and keep it moving. Saying hello does not prompt me to say anything to you. Uggh .

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