Movie Lines and Movie Scenes

[exquizit]

Boyz In the Hood : " Hoe's gotta eat too"

[Rain Man]

Originally posted by Diva7401:

That Robert Townsend Movie is called "HOLLYWOOD SHUFFLE" Does anybody remember "JERRI CURL" from that movie? "Rock don't stop, do the Jeri Curl" The guy was mad at him and stole his activator and his juicy jerri curl became all DRY and NAPPY! I laughed for days when I saw that.

Diva7401,

The syphillis reference that Tsunami was referring to was an HBO Comedy Hour Special: Robert Townsend & His Partners in Crime Part 1 which originally aired on Dec. 16, 1987. Part 2 aired Sept. 24, 1988, Part 3: The Mutiny Has Just Begun aired May 20. 1989, and Part 4: Playing the Nutroll aired Nov. ?? 1989. (I have the first three specials on tape).

However, your reference to the Robert Townsend movie being Hollywood Shuffle was correct, but that was not where the syphillis scene came from.

RM

[ManndingoNUPE]

DST Love

My sister,

The statement that I made with regard to the movie "The Brothers" was basically a joke. Although, we would be lying to ourselves, if we didn't atleast admit that probably 50 - 60% of the men in that same situation would have followed through with it, instead of doing what DL did. That is just a fact, and to act like men don't cheat, and WOMEN don't cheat, would be to burry one's head in the sand and act like it doesn't happen.

For the record, I hope and pray that when I am blessed to be married, I will not cheat. I don't think that I will, especially since I have NEVER cheated on a girlfriend in the past. However, none of us can tell the future, and I don't know of very many people who went into a marriage thinking that "yeah, I am going to chill for a few, then I figure around 6 - 7 years into the marraige, after we have had a kid or two, I will start sleeping around.

DST Love,

Sista, don't let my foolish comments deter you from marraige. Marriage is a wonderfull institution, that is rewarding and fufilling for most of the people who engage in it. I am silly, and will continue to be so. Well unless you marry me, and make an honest man of me.

Spinxpoet,

My response probably would be different, cuase I would probably marry a woman who would work hard, just as I would work hard to make sure that she was please, and she would do the same for me. So I would probably be at home, and let my wife do a striptease for me, and I would do one for her.

Ok, I am outahere, much love my La GC familia.

MN

[This message has been edited by ManndingoNUPE (edited June 25, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by ManndingoNUPE (edited June 25, 2001).]

[Alias_01]

"ok now put down the gun, step away from the counter and hand be a pack of tropical fruit bubblicious..............and some skittles" Martin and Will in Bad Boys


"only time black folk turn down they music is to parallel park, cause thats the onlt time we gotta concentrate" Cedrid the Entertainter Kings of Comedy


"We Need Guns" Neo in the Matrix


"Your rents due muthaF#$%a" Coming to America


The Bar fight scence in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dargon.

I got tons more but my brain is not cooperating right now. LOL

[DST Love]

Originally posted by ManndingoNUPE:
DST Love

My sister,

The statement that I made with regard to the movie "The Brothers" was basically a joke. Although, we would be lying to ourselves, if we didn't atleast admit that probably 50 - 60% of the men in that same situation would have followed through with it, instead of doing what DL did. That is just a fact, and to act like men don't cheat, and WOMEN don't cheat, would be to burry one's head in the sand and act like it doesn't happen.

For the record, I hope and pray that when I am blessed to be married, I will not cheat. I don't think that I will, especially since I have NEVER cheated on a girlfriend in the past. However, none of us can tell the future, and I don't know of very many people who went into a marriage thinking that "yeah, I am going to chill for a few, then I figure around 6 - 7 years into the marraige, after we have had a kid or two, I will start sleeping around.

DST Love,

Sista, don't let my foolish comments deter you from marraige. Marriage is a wonderfull institution, that is rewarding and fufilling for most of the people who engage in it. I am silly, and will continue to be so. Well unless you marry me, and make an honest man of me.

MN

Thank you for your response!! I knew you were joking (somewhat ) and I am also very aware of reality. I'm not really that turned off from marriage but sometimes... Anyway, my boyfriend (of several years) and I are discussing marriage. So I guess the more I learn about men and life, the more unsure I feel.

If you really have never cheated on a girlfriend, then you really are something special. I too have never cheated on anyone. I don't put myself in the situation of even contemplating it. Or I'd rather leave first if I thought I really needed to be with anyone else.

But as far as the movie, "The Brothers", I did think it was stupid how DL's wife was acting. I mean, they're husband and wife for pete's sake. So I can get why he contemplated it for a minute, although he should have never put himself in that situation. I don't think it was so much the act itself but that he felt like she wanted everything to be about her and never about him. And especially since he married her because she was pregnant.

Anyway, I know that there are a few (very few) good men out there. You sound like you are one and I believe I have one. By the way, I guarantee you I would definitely make an honest man out of you!! If you were to be so lucky !!


------------------
#10 Sigma (Clark Atlanta University) Spring 1999
Currently: MAL, Southern Region

[This message has been edited by DST Love (edited June 26, 2001).]

[KappitalPunishment]

New Jack City:
Nino Brown to G-Money

"Sit yo $5 ass down before I make change!!!

[DSTSolo01]

Ooooh oooooh ohhhh!!!!! I had to respond to this one!!! I am so glad someone created this post!!! Here are few of my favorite:

Player's Club - .....Workin', SANGIN', dancin'......in the nude. TITTIES!!! Asses.... You could see their PUBLIC hairs..."

Money Talks - "Oh, it's like a G-thang on fly tip.... flossin' wit da posse, cuttin' in da crib.... what the F*@k does that mean???" - Charlie Sheen

Kings of Comedy - "If I see him in the street, I'm f@*kin' him up on sight.. Man, it's gon be a misunderstandin'... there's gonna be some furniture movin' up in this!!!" - Bernie Mac

"Quit cryin' - do some push ups!" - Bernie Mac

"Don't come 'round here with all that readin' and sh--, don't come round here with all that countin' and sh--, i can count, too.. one, two, four five, so what... I'm countin' these rocks, BEEEAAAATTCCHHH!!!!!!!
- Chris Rock

These are all I can think of right now, but I have so many more!!!! I'm just sittin' here LMAO at these posts!!!!

Alexis

[DELTABRAT]

exquizit:

I think "hoes got ta eat too" was from Hollywood shuffle when they are at the "Winky Dinky Dog" ordering "hoe cake."

The father from Friday was also in Hollywood Shuffle...heck who wasn't. That's where Keenan Ivory Wayans and Damon got their start. keenan was Jeri Curl (the guy whose curl got all nappy when he poured the spray out."

"Tommy...Tommy. You kilted my brudah. Tommy."

Remember how disappointed Robert Townsend's family was that he was "selling out."

" Hey. What's all dis noise?" "Batty Batty Batty. Get my stick there's a bat in the house."

"Ju betta rrrun before the polices come" In the spanish girl from the ghetto voice. Also from Hollywood Shuffle?The Bold...The Black...and the Beautiful.

This was my favorite movie for a while...can you tell?

[This message has been edited by DELTABRAT (edited June 26, 2001).]

[The Original Ape]

Two from THE GODFATHER: Marlon Brando to son Al(Michael) Pacino: "Keep your friends close; and your enemies closer. (2)"Never let someone outside your family know what you're thinking!!!".

A couple of yall said my otha ones.

[CocoaCaramel]

Miss Congeniality

"You think I'm seeexy. You want to kiiiss me. You want to daaate me."

Kangs Of Comedy

"Giving honor to God, passa, ery ones ery ones. I just wanna tell you, just how good my God has been. Glory! I got a song I'ma sang it. If you know it feel free...."

Love & Basketball

(Since Miss Mocha stole my "Where'd the D" line. I'll use my other one.)

"No she's a hoe because she sending her coochie through the mail."

Poltergeist

"They're heeere"

Forest Gump

"Dear God, Make me a bird. So I can fly far,far,far away from here"

Boomerang

"You got to coordinate"

Terminator

"I'll be back"

[IotaNet]

One of my (many) all-time favorites has got to be the showdown in Gladiator when Commodus demands that "The Spaniard" turn around and remove his mask and "tell me your name."

When Russell Crowe turns around and says ...

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius.

Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

... you KNOW that it's ON!


------------------
IotaNet
Iota Phi Theta Fraternity, Inc.
Alpha Eta Chapter, Spring, 1980

Kappa Kappa Psi Honorary Band Fraternity
Zeta Nu Chapter, Spring, 1979

[tickledpink]

Originally posted by IotaNet:
One of my (many) all-time favorites has got to be the showdown in Gladiator when Commodus demands that "The Spaniard" turn around and remove his mask and "tell me your name."

When Russell Crowe turns around and says ...

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius.

Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

... you KNOW that it's ON!

I LOVE that scene!

Here are some of mine:

"I let my kid bcome the stinky kid in class?".. Adam Sandler, Big Daddy

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
"The first rule of Fight Club is, you don't talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is... you DO NOT talk about Fight Club." both from Brad Pitt, Fight Club

"Anyone that wants to maintain their employment with the LAPD, it might be in their best interest to leave..." I love that scene in Shaft, esp. when he proceeds to whup that kids behind.

"Jack,... Jack,... wake up Jack... I'll never let go..." Titanic

"What's up my N@@ga!" said with a stupid smile by Jackie Chan, Rush Hour



[This message has been edited by tickledpink (edited June 27, 2001).]

[Serenity]

Originally posted by tickledpink:
"Jack,... Jack,... wake up Jack... I'll never let go..." Titanic

How did I forget this? Man, the tears I shed during that part...

[Sensational08]

I'm dying laughing at these! Some lines I like are:
1) The Best Man - When the guys are about the enter the hotel suite for the bachelor party and Q says "You have no idea the amount of ignorant mess we are about to get into." Cracks me up!
2) The Best Man - Q is talking about the strippers and he says "Luke dancers, Luke" and he does a swerve with his hips. I can see him now, "Luke" - cracks me up!
3) Life - When the gay character is talking to Martin about not being afraid. I believe it was after a fight and he says "You were skert wasn't you. Nuh unh. Don't be skert." As he was shaking his head. That was some funny mess there!

[Oh Drama!]

"I want the truth! You want the truth? You can handle the truth!" and "You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall." Tom Cruise and Jack Nickleson A Few Good Men

"Objection"
"Under what reason?"
"It's not going my way?"
"Objection overrulled."
"Good Call!"
Liar Liar w/ Jim Carey

"The two yuths.. The what? The two yuths? The what? Oh EXCUSE me your honor... The two YOUUUTHS."
"Them grits. What is a grit? You know homey grits."
"My biological clock is ticky like this"
"Didn't I tell you to dress appropriately in my courtroom. You were serious about that?"
All from My Counsin Vinny

ok I got the lawyer thing going on!