How Come-General Part 3...

[KittyKat]

Originally posted by SweetestDiva:
How come you prolly felt like cranking because you saw Morris?

How come Morris always makes me want to crank?

How come I'm doing everything within my natural power to get to H-Town this weekend to see Morris at the Palace?

How come I want one of my friends from Houston to come get me so I don't have to drive because I don't like to?

How come he agreed but doesn't understand why I want to see this man?

How come he almost died when he met P. Diddy last week and called me from the store where he was signing autographs so I could talk to him?

How come I was in the shower?

How come I can hear P. Diddy on my answering machine saying, "She ain't there?"

How come I got excited even though I don't like him at all and refuse to erase the message?

How come he took pictures with him and Puff is just unbelievably bony?

How come I haven't had some good crankin' in such a long time that I'm lible to forget?
How come I'm with Sweetest Diva (all the way) about wanting to crank when you see Mr. Morris, Jr.?
How come Morris is just about the finest thing ever put on this earth?
How come I'M DYING TO KNOW where, when, how, and what for he's going to be in Houston?
How come my co-worker is a hick and keeps talking to me about his divorce, and why illegal immigrants are bad for the country?
How come I've had to "tell him what time it is" at least 2 or 3 times this week?
How come he didn't make it past high school, and it shows?
How come he always tells me how he "could never go to college!"
How come all he needs to do is pick up some books, and he would be alright?
How come I pray that God may one day impart some knowledge upon him?
How come He works in mysterious ways, because we are both learning by talking to one another?
How come I can't wait to go home, work out, and start taking my braids out?
How come I feel so special today?
How come I finally posted some how comes?

[#1 Leading Lady]

Originally posted by kitten03:
[B]How come I have the most boring job?
How come I do nothing all day?
How come she is 1/2 to 1 hour late every day?
How come she took an 1 1/2 hour lunch?
How come she just went to take a 15 minute nap?
How come she spends 2 hours on the phone?
How come their are only 8 1/2 hours in our work day?
How come I do all the work?
How come I miss the other secretary when she's gone?
How come I work for a government agency?
B]

How come I am LMAO at Kitten03?
How come I thought she was talking about me?
How come Morris Chestnut is so fine in person?
How come ya'll how come?
How come he almost made me how come when I saw him?
How come I done visited greekchat some many times today?
How come I was thinking why they ain't posting?
How come I am happy now because ya'll posting?
How come my tax refund ain't came yet?
How come I am just sitting here thinking of How comes?

[SweetestDiva]

Originally posted by KittyKat:

How come I'm with Sweetest Diva (all the way) about wanting to crank when you see Mr. Morris, Jr.?
How come Morris is just about the finest thing ever put on this earth?
How come I'M DYING TO KNOW where, when, how, and what for he's going to be in Houston?

How come he's going to be in Houston on Saturday?

How come it's going to be at the Palace?

How come it's part of TX Freaknic I think?

How come I don't care about the Freaknic or the party part.. I just want to see Morris?

How come I don't know what time, but I'll find out and post it?

How come I bet MeezDiscreet might know?

How come Conskeeted got me saying crank now like it's a regular part of my vocabulary?

How come my friends took a long time to figure out what I was talkin bout?

How come #1 Leading Lady just said Morris almost made her "how come"???? LMAO!! Off the chain!


[This message has been edited by SweetestDiva (edited July 26, 2001).]

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by kitten03:
How come I'm learning to drive?
How come my boyfriend is making me drive everywhere?
How come I'm making him go all the places I want to go?

How come I wanna know how old you are?
How come I wonder if it's in the age thread in the Bruhs forum?
How come I'ma check AFTER I'm done with my how comes?
How come I was 23 when I got my drivers' license?
How come I only got it because my boyfriend at the time (now my ex) insisted?
How come I was used to being chauffered (sp?) around?
How come I had NO DESIRE to get a license?
How come I didn't have a choice?
How come after I got my temps I was on my own?
How come I would ask him to take me to the mall and he would just hand me his keys?
How come I was sad?
How come that was a part of our quality time?
How come he was really serious?
How come he complains about my driving, though?
How come it's his fault?
How come I coulda been an eternal passenger?
How come that may have been his purpose in my life?
How come I appreciate it now?
How come you gotta think about stuff like that sometimes?

How come I haven't seen a certain someone on IM lately?
How come I wish I had some gossip so she would log on? lol
How come my Sands hasn't posted yet????
How come I am JAMMIN' in my office right now?
How come Tim's beats are so phat?

How come I have MUCH love for one of my GC Bruhs?
How come he's so helpful?
How come I have just as much love for his DP?
How come Lyle Love is a wonderful thang?

How come the COW is logged into IM but is MIA?

How come Missy stopped smokin' weed, but, based on her cd, is now X-ed out?

How come it has been a LONG day because I have many how comes?

[Queencece]

how come im upset?
how come i just cussed my mother out?
how come she makes me sick?
how come she cant ever say anything to encourge me?
how come she always puts me down?
how come i just told her where to go and how to get there?
how come i feel better and aint trippin because im venting?
how come i just started this new job with great qualities?
how come i had a good first day?
how come i like this job?
how come i cant wait until i get my own car?

Thanks for letting me vent.
Queencece

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Queencece:
how come im upset?
how come i just cussed my mother out?
how come she makes me sick?
how come she cant ever say anything to encourge me?
how come she always puts me down?
how come i just told her where to go and how to get there?
how come i feel better and aint trippin because im venting?
how come i just started this new job with great qualities?
how come i had a good first day?
how come i like this job?
how come i cant wait until i get my own car?

Thanks for letting me vent.
Queencece

HOW COME a woman's most challenging relationship is with her mother? (At least for me it was.)
HOW COME I am the QUEEN @ Procastinating?
HOW COME this time 2 weeks from now Ideal, 12dn, and me will be @ Gameworks getting our game on and clowing folks?
HOW COME I am more excited about our weekend together than my birthday?
HOW COME Ideal's sands is still a PEEPER ?
HOW COME her dog ATTACKED me and my leg was sore for 3 or 4 days?
HOW COME I was SCURRED when that dog jumped on me twice?
HOW COME I had a dog just like him but he was milder than this dog?

[exquizit]

How come I'm finally finished with summer school?

How come I'm so glad I don't know what to do?

How come I tried to send out IMs today before school and SOMEONE didn't respond?

How come I'm gonna be around alot more now?

How come tomorrow all I'm gonna do is wash clothes then get my natural black butt back in bed?

How come a sistahfriend has a cold?

How come it's even worse in the summer?

How come I sound just like a dude on the phone?

How come I called my sister and said "Sup baby?" and she thought I really was a dude?

How come all of you hiefers are in here talkin about myfuchababyfavah Morris ?

How come he dosen't have eyes for any of you?

How come he only has eyes for me?

How come men figure the moon rises and sets around them and THEIR wants?

How come I got news for them?

How come no matter what I'm sexy enough to find me another one?

How come I feel like listening to Rick James and Tina Marie "Fire and Desire"?

How come OA always has me LMAO?

How come Regulator called me out?

How come she should invite me to her hometown for some Beignets?

How come I never did get my double bacon cheeseburger?

How come I don't have the desire to eat at all right now?

How come men figure when they cheat and lie that they should still get the same love from you?

How come Sphinxpoet hasn't said hi?

How come When you look at your man's ex girlfriend she always looks like "ought-to-be-damned"?

How come you know the negro still has some sort of torch for her?

How come she could even be a psycho?

How come I'm pissed and I'm venting?

How come relationships don't go the way you want them to?

How come?

How come I really really really really really wouldn't mind crankin right now?

How come I need to shut up and log off?

How come?

[CrimsonTide4]

LOL
HOW COME ALL MY MEN are gone from my BP page?
HOW COME I love Mo Chest??
HOW COME all you women betta STEP OFF?
HOW COME I do want those "tetris teeth" to get fixed?

[AKA2D '91]

How Come I'm gonna pray for Queencece and her mother?
How Come you all are gonna be alright?
How Come this situation is not good?
How Come Queen, maybe she doesn't know how to encourage you?
How Come things are going to get better between the two of you?
How Come you, we all need to cherish the time we have with them, regardless of what they say or don't say...do or don't do?
How Come I've been told by those whose mothers have passed on, how lucky and blessed I am?
How Come I do realize this?
How Come she is still your mother REGARDLESS?
How Come I cannot believe some people JUST learned how to drive?
How Come you waited so late to learn?
How Come you could not have lived in my house?
How Come something is wrong with you all?
How Come that is some crazy ish?
How Come I thought old peeps didn't learn how to drive, not young ones?
How Come I am really tripping?
How Come Ideal is going to have to drive me around?
How Come I might have to reserve me a rent-a-car?
How Come I'm a little leary about "new" drivers?
How Come I wouldn't let my younger cousins drive me around?
How Come I would panic?
How Come I would scare them?
How Come I have 2 months to think about this?
How Come my home city is Big Ragedy?
How Come I hate to come?
How Come it's like a ghost town?
How Come I don't have any friends there?
How Come none of my friends come home?
How Come they don't even come to see their family?
How Come I'm the only one who does that?
How Come I only stay for a few minutes?
How Come I make sure everything is Okay, get some "gas money" and jet?
How Come I'm still getting "gas money"?
How Come I don't pass it up?
How Come I don't use it on gas?
How Come it's time to go?

[The Original Ape]

How come I'm so funny?
How come I'm lol @ OA?
How come I'm tryin' to learn this language called English, and apparently I need help since some people can't understand what I be sayin'?
How come my friend wont IM me anymore?
How come my woman cooked a special meal for me yesterday?
How come crankin' is sooooo Good?
How come crankin' is soooooo Goood?
HOw come crankin' is sooooooo Goooood?
Me comprenden?

[Ideal08]

LMAO

How come yall so silly??
How come I was ROTFLMAO @ myfuchababyfavah? LMAO
How come AKA2D will be aight?
How come I didn't say I ain't LEARN how to drive at 23?
How come I said I GOT my license @ 23?
How come that was wrong, though, I was 24?
How come you might be a little scared at first?
How come I have REALLY BAD road rage?
How come it's cool, cuz I just yell a little?
How come you get used to it, though?
How come I IM'd SOMEBODY today at the end of the day, and they didn't respond??? cow

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Ideal08:
How come I have REALLY BAD road rage?
How come it's cool, cuz I just yell a little?

LMAO
HOW COME a little equals ANY time a driver pissed her off? LMAO
HOW COME her yelling is filled with such bad words
HOW COME I am still laughing at her cussing out the wrong driver?

[cocowoman_65]

How come yall are so deep?
How come I like that about yall?
How come I'm still looking for a boyfriend?
How come I'm tripping about that because I just started looking this week?
How come OA makes me mad everytime he talks about crankin'? Maybe because I wish I
was.
How come I will be glad when summer school is over?
How come I am going on some kind of vacation afterward?
How come I don't have any vacation time yet, but I do have sick time?
How come?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by cocowoman_65:
How come I'm still looking for a boyfriend?
How come I'm tripping about that because I just started looking this week?

How come I thought CT4 told you to stop looking?
How come you are a gem, and a gem does not seek, a gem is sought?
So
How come I want you to stop looking?
How come I want you to enjoy your time with yourself?
How come when your King is ready for you, he will call you by your name?
How come you should just find a maintenance man?
How come then you can crank whenever you want with no added headaches?
How come that sounded like a commercial, "no added preservatives?" lol
How come I love cinnamon-raisin bagels?
How come I don't like raisins?
How come I wish they had the flavor, but not the raisins?
How come I don't really like fruit in my food, period?
How come warm fruit is not appealing to me?
How come apples are the exception?
How come I'm going to start picking the raisins out of my bagels from now on?
How come I say that every time, and the next time, I still eat the raisins?
How come you can't buy bagels by the half?
How come I can't eat the whole bagel in one sitting?
How come that's a shame?
How come breakfast is the most important meal of the day?
How come I wonder if you work 3rd shift, would your first meal still be considered breakfast?
How come I wonder if meals are named by what they contain or the time of day you eat them?
How come an example is if you eat pancakes and sausage for dinner, is it still dinner or did you just finish breakfast?
How come I don't know why I think of stuff like that?
How come I'm going to have a FANTABULOUS day?!
How come I'm finished updating my resume?
How come I'm going to start to send it out today?
How come I'm a little scared?
How come that's not like me?
How come it'll pass?
How come men like to be all in love when you say you're leaving?
How come you weren't all in love like that when you thought I was staying here?
How come you shoulda thought about that?
How come if you had acted right, I mighta stayed here?
How come you don't miss your water til your well runs dry?
How come?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Ideal08:
How come I thought CT4 told you to stop looking?
How come you are a gem, and a gem does not seek, a gem is sought?

That's All Right MOKE
HOW COME a HARD head makes a Soft @$$?
HOW COME once she gets what she is looking for, he might not be what she needs?
HOW COME I am used to people not following my directions?
HOW COME my students do it all the time?