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01-09-2001, 06:42 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Homeownerville USA!!!
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DO NOT keep your cell phone or pager on while you are in CHURCH, a WEDDING, a FUNERAL, the MOVIES...
DO NOT call your BABY DADDY'S MOM, MOTHER-N-LAW...ya'll AIN'T MARRIED!
DO NOT brag about your abilities (Men) when you know you are still underdeveloped! 
(Them fighting words!)
DO NOT think you will get my attention by ATTEMPTING to do our call, IT'S SKEE-WEE, NOT SKEEDY oop, SKEE WEEDY, SKEEDY WEE UGH!
DO NOT DRIVE SLOW IN THE FAST LANE, I will run over yo azz!
OH,
DO NOT try to tell me about my man and my relationship, when you don't have A PIECE OF MAN or anything going on!
[This message has been edited by AKA2D '91 (edited January 09, 2001).]
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01-10-2001, 10:58 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: I'on know...
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Quote:
Originally posted by AKA2D '91:
DO NOT try to tell me about my man and my relationship, when you don't have A PIECE OF MAN or anything going on!
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Can I get an AMEN!!!!! They do this when you're married too.
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01-10-2001, 11:13 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2000
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DO NOT.... send me a check for 32 cents. WHAT IS THE POINT!!!!
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01-10-2001, 12:17 PM
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Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: SC
Posts: 2,046
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DO NOT think you will get my attention by ATTEMPTING to do our call, IT'S SKEE-WEE, NOT SKEEDY oop, SKEE WEEDY, SKEEDY WEE UGH!
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Soror AKA2D, you would have dissed me and the sorors on my campus. We did the SKEEEDY-WEEEDY call every once in a while.
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01-10-2001, 04:44 PM
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I was talking about MEN, SOROR, MEN! LOL 
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01-10-2001, 05:11 PM
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Join Date: May 2000
Location: Los Angeles, CA, United States
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Oooh!
DO NOT try to tell me about my man and my relationship, when youdon't have A PIECE OF MAN or anything going on!
AKA 2D '91 I feel you on this one sistah! I HATE it when my girlfriends do that, it really burns my hide!
Soror MaMaBuddha: I, too have the tattoo from the back of my neck down the center of my back to well, we'll leave the rest out.
I think the distinction is made (at least I justify it this way)because it is cultural and LOVELY. Unlike the tattoos of your gang sets name/numbers on the side of the neck written horizontally. Same goes for the tear drop tattoo and the three dots on the hand between the thumb and forefinger (both signify having done hard time in the County/pen).
Oh yeah and while we are on the subject...
DO NOT...
...have your gand set tattooed on your SCALP
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01-10-2001, 07:43 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2000
Posts: 298
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(ladies) DO NOT avoid wearing a thong if your outfit calls for one
(men) DO NOT wear thongs... AT ALL !!!!
DO NOT blame all of your problems on the "man", the "system", or anyone/thing else... some of that stuff has to be you!!
DO NOT send e-mails or post messages without proofreading them first
DO NOT wear black lipliner
DO NOT call my cell and ask for me... if someone picks up, chances are it's me!!!
DO NOT ask to use my cell phone if I don't know you!!!!!!!
DO NOT act like you've forgotten you owe me money
DO NOT "move up like George and Weezie" and act like you've never even been to the ghetto let alone been raised there.
DO NOT say I'm "trying to be white" when I speak proper English
whew... I feel much better know
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01-10-2001, 09:04 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: 803!!!!!
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Lovin this thread....I have a few...
DO NOT pull up to a drive-thru window on a cell phone, and tell the clerk/cashier/employee to hold on...
DO NOT (ladies), wear a bra that is 1-2 cups too small, so that you get those humps that look like a big butt sitting on your chest...
DO NOT hold up the offering line on Sunday morning waiting for change for a $5...
DO NOT put your money on the counter, when the cashier has his/her hand out for the money...THAT'S RUDE!!!
DO NOT wear spandex, if you have any # of X's in your size...(ex. 1X-large, 2X, 6x)
DO NOT call my house after hours, and when you ask what I am doing, and I say "sleep"...keep talking...
DO NOT call me at work and ask what I'm doing....working...(or at least trying to look like I am)
DO NOT (men), attempt to start a conversation with any of the following phrases...
"what yo name is?"
"Pssst, hey you in the .....shirt"
"Hey don't I know you?"
"I see you looking at me!"
DO NOT (men), ask that million dollar question...."Was it good?" IF YOU HAVE TO ASK...YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!
DO NOT (ladies), compliment my clothes, jewelry, etc. then ask me where I got it and how much it cost me...
DO NOT ask me why I don't have a man...the answer will always be...I HAVEN'T FOUND A GOOD/THE RIGHT ONE YET....DAG...if I did...I would'nt be single...
DO NOT ask me how much money I make, how much I weigh, how much is my rent, how much taxes I got back, how much I got in scholarships, what size I wear, etc...
DO NOT (men), put your tongue in my ear...NASTY!!!!
DO NOT (men) wear chains on the OUTSIDE of dress shirts...
DO NOT (men) wear vests with NO shirts....
DO NOT (men) wear thin white dress shirts with no undershirt...it looks COUNTRY!!!
DO NOT (men) NEGLECT RAZOR BUMPS>>>they don't go away, they get worse!!!
Well, that's about it...sorry my list was sooo long...
Later...
Diva
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01-10-2001, 09:16 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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DO NOT: (MEN) come into my office and ask me for a date when I can clearly see on my computer screen that you have 5-6 kids
in the system that you are not paying your child support on!
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Wisemen Speak Because They Have Something To Say, Fools Because They Have To Say Something!
Failure To Plan Is Planning To Fail!!!
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01-10-2001, 09:21 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by onesavvydiva:
Lovin this thread....I have a few...
DO NOT (ladies), wear a bra that is 1-2 cups too small, so that you get those humps that look like a big butt sitting on your chest...
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Oh Lord LOL LOL LOL!!!!!
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01-10-2001, 09:26 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Homeownerville USA!!!
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They may think that it is a "push up" bra... lol lol lol
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01-10-2001, 10:04 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: North Carolina
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This is truly therapy!!!!
DO NOT: wear anything (lipstick, eyeliner, lipliner) black on your lips.
DO NOT: Have 3+ children with all different fathers and wonder why no man will respect you enough to stay with you. You've disrespected yourself.
DO NOT: Have 5 children and your 24 yrs. old.
DO NOT: Call my house after 12am if someone is not dead or injured seriously
DO NOT: Lead a song at Church (or anywhere else) if you know you can not sing.
DO NOT: Get pregnant to keep a man (Believe me he is running like hell)
DO NOT: Drive a Lexus, Ecursion, BMW, Mercedes, Range Rover, etc and you live with your mother or low income apartments (should have brought a house)
DO NOT: Wear the same shirt 2+ times without washing it and wonder why no one wants to hug you.
DO NOT: Hug and kiss all over a persons infant.
DO NOT: Sit in church when your child is screaming bloody murder (take them out, I can't hear the Word)
DO NOT: Wear shorts or short skirts when your legs are not shaved. (Ladies)
DO NOT: Use $.99 gel in your hair, it flakes.
DO NOT: Use drugstore foundations on your skin, it won't match.
DO NOT: Ask a woman if she is pregnant if you don't know
DO NOT: Go to a funeral and talk about how good the person looked, or say they look like they are sleeping (that is not true)
DO NOT: Ask me if you can still get Medicaid and Foodstamps when I tell you your Welfare check is getting cut off.
DO NOT: Beat your kids at Social Services.
DO NOT: Wear your houseshoes in public.
DO NOT: Tell your Social Worker you do not know where your children's father is because you don't want him to have to pay child support (they are his kids and milk and pampers DO NOT COUNT as support)
WHOA!!! Relax, Relate, Release
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01-10-2001, 10:24 PM
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DO NOT allow your children to have their "lay out" temper tantrums in the middle of a store....It is NOT cute! They are in my way!
DO NOT sleep with every Tom, Dick, and Harry and claim you have HIGH/MORAL STANDARDS...
DO NOT marry/become involved with a man whose hair is LONGER than yours...
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01-11-2001, 09:42 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Greater Philadelphia Metro Area
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More...
DO NOT--
--(ladies) wear white/flowered/polka dot underwear with light-colored pants
--let green/yellow build up on your teeth; brush everyday, twice is even better!
--wear gold/platinum in your mouth (blingh blingh)
--(men) wear white athletice sox w/ dress shoes
--(men) forget to mention you are married when you are trying to hit on me
--forget to include in your response the e-mail message to which you are replying; otherwise I don't know what you are talking about!
more to come...
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MCCOYRED
Dynamic
Salient
Temperate
Mu Psi '86
BaltCo Alumnae
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01-11-2001, 11:38 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 120
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Do not laugh with your mouth open if you have summer teeth (some are here, some are there)
Do not wear a baggy thong
Do not wear orange or lime green in the summer when you are jet black
Do not walk pass a track on the floor when you know it came out of your head.
Do not wear stretch jeans if you have no a$$
Do not eat dorritos at work without having gum in your desk.
Do not walk around saying sorry, I just ate dorritos, hope my breath doesn't stink. YOU DAM RIGH IT STINKS
Do not wear a clip on tie to work
Do not fart in the elevator and pray no one gets on the next floor.
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