Put your sunglasses on folks!

Let the glow begin:
HC my sweetie told me he loved me yesterday?
HC I'm sittin' on top of the world! Sittin' on top of the world!
HC we looked so dayum good at the EWF concert on Friday?
HC we were we so tired afterwards, we went back to the house and passed out?
HC we have so much fun?
HC he so adorable?
HC I am going to stop talking about him before I make ya'll tro' up?

HC I gotta say one more thing about him?
HC He has a APhiA tag on the front of his truck?
HC A teeny-weeny, itsy-bitsy part of me longs for the day that it says AKA/APhiA?
HC I'm ignant'?
HC I have to work on Thanksgiving?
HC Holiday pay isn't worth not getting to eat and sleep at my mom's house?
HC I'll be 26 on Christmas Eve?
HC It seems like I just turned 25?
HC Lorna Doone's and Fritos taste so good when you forgot to take your lunch to work and you're starving?
HC Me and my sweetie went to Cracker Barrel today for breakfast?
HC The hash brown casserole is so good?
HC I asked for hot sauce and the heffa brought tabasco?
HC We were saying grace so I didn't have a chance to tell her it was the wrong stuff?
HC she never came back until she brought the check,... 15-20 minutes later?
HC We were like, "This heffa here MUST not want a tip!"
HC He tipped her anyway?
HC He is my honey?