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10-15-2003, 07:15 PM
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Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
I think DA should be our pledge class president. He's so distinguished! 
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All right, all of you drop and give me twenty! Then you can eat some of these lovely dry mashed potatoes with mustard on them. Then we'll have a lineup and yell a lot -- you have to know the full names and home towns of all of the other pledge mods this week -- and all of the mods next week. The beer drinking test will be Friday. You must wear your mod pledge badge at all times, including the shower. And be sure to wear your mod beeny with your stripped shirt and plaid shorts. I'll have your pledge names ready for you. Within three weeks you must be ready to recite the Greek alphabet forward and backward, along with the entire Bill of Rights before a paper match burns down and burns your fingers. Always carry a lighter and chewing gum in case an active mod asks -- and only enter GC through the side door -- never the front. Study tables will be nightly from 5:00 PM until 4:30 AM. Three hours of sleep will be enough. We'll be abducting Tom Earp on Saturday night and....
Oh, wait. I've digressed! We can't do that anymore!
(But wait until you see what I have planned for Heck Week)
Oh wait! You said pledge president, not pledge master. How ashamed I feel.
JUST KIDDING! I thought I was going to get the Risk Management forum.
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10-15-2003, 07:43 PM
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I get to be the pledge from hell..............LOL
I might even still have the award I got way back when stating such (for one of the oh so many stupid things I did as a pledge). I seem to remember it involved singing...........
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10-15-2003, 07:49 PM
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If you thought DeltAlum's pledge tasks were bad, imagine if damasa was your Pledgemaster!!!
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10-15-2003, 08:11 PM
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Originally posted by OohTeenyWahine
If you thought DeltAlum's pledge tasks were bad, imagine if damasa was your Pledgemaster!!!
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Yeah, but I didn't mention the paddles and whipped cream. And you have to BYOB (bring your own blindfolds) to lineup.
Oh, and the bowls of spaghetti that feel like worms...
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Last edited by DeltAlum; 10-15-2003 at 08:57 PM.
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10-15-2003, 08:22 PM
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Congrats and good luck! 
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10-15-2003, 08:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by DeltAlum
All right, all of you drop and give me twenty! Then you can eat some of these lovely dry mashed potatoes with mustard on them. Then we'll have a lineup and yell a lot -- you have to know the full names and home towns of all of the other pledge mods this week -- and all of the mods next week. The beer drinking test will be Friday. You must wear your mod pledge badge at all times, including the shower. And be sure to wear your mod beeny with your stripped shirt and plaid shorts. I'll have your pledge names ready for you. Within three weeks you must be ready to recite the Greek alphabet forward and backward, along with the entire Bill of Rights before a paper match burns down and burns your fingers. Always carry a lighter and chewing gum in case an active mod asks -- and only enter GC through the side door -- never the front. Study tables will be nightly from 5:00 PM until 4:30 AM. Three hours of sleep will be enough. We'll be abducting Tom Earp on Saturday night and....
Oh, wait. I've digressed! We can't do that anymore!
(But wait until you see what I have planned for Heck Week)
Oh wait! You said pledge president, not pledge master. How ashamed I feel.
JUST KIDDING! I thought I was going to get the Risk
Management forum.
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See, I'm in the pledge class to, but I'm so busy with my 2 other jobs, 4 dance teams,and 2 softball teams. I don't think that I'll be able to make all the mod meetings I know there was a meeting last night,but I just couldn't come because feeding the homeless was way more important.
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10-15-2003, 09:00 PM
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Originally posted by tnxbutterfly
See, I'm in the pledge class to, but I'm so busy with my 2 other jobs, 4 dance teams,and 2 softball teams. I don't think that I'll be able to make all the mod meetings I know there was a meeting last night,but I just couldn't come because feeding the homeless was way more important.
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No excuse. Miss one more meeting and you'll be fined and have to scrub the chapter room and kitchen floors with a toothbrush!
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10-15-2003, 09:27 PM
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Originally posted by moe.ron: (me, earlier: IowaHawkeye I shall remember you. Fondly.) Funniest quote of the day.
Originally posted by cashmoney: I won't. Have you heard of half the stuff that she did?
I hadn't heard any of it when I posted, no. The Greek Life thread mentioning things - which I read just five mins ago - was the first I'd heard of anything. I thought she'd just reluctantly left due to pressures of school, other commitments etc and wasn't aware there might be any other factors until now.
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10-15-2003, 09:31 PM
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congratulations new mods! have fun with your "bad" selves 
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10-16-2003, 12:08 AM
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DeltAlum, I just had the day from Hell at work and that cracked me up to no end! Do we get pledge books also?
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10-16-2003, 12:23 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
DeltAlum, I just had the day from Hell at work and that cracked me up to no end! Do we get pledge books also?
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Don't speak unless you're spoken to!
(But thanks -- I can't believe we actually had to do that crap.)
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10-16-2003, 01:36 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by DeltAlum
Don't speak unless you're spoken to!
(But thanks -- I can't believe we actually had to do that crap.)
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I will count this as being spoken to. And on the bright side, when you tell your collegiates how stupid things are, they'll probably respect it more because you went through it and thus realize it was stupid!
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10-16-2003, 07:15 PM
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DeltaAlum, no matter what, I will offer to be You Pledge Master to attempt to lead you through and out of the the Tunnel of OOPS!
Merrsy Dottes and Little lambsy Divy!!
Just expect the Unexplained!
Ah Meat loaf Sandbitches are waiting and Tomarrow, OF To the Pitt. For Gorilla FooseBall!
GOOOO GORILLAS! 
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10-16-2003, 09:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
I will count this as being spoken to. And on the bright side, when you tell your collegiates how stupid things are, they'll probably respect it more because you went through it and thus realize it was stupid!
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GP,
Yeah, those and other very viciously creative things do tend to stick in your mind, but I have yet to understand how they are supposed to create any kind of bond between the pledge class and the rest of the fraternity.
What they are as likely to create is resentment.
And you know that any undergraduates (what we call collegiates) I talk to are told that in no uncertain terms.
(Disclaimer: I will not mention a lot of the more "interesting" things so as not to give anyone bad ideas)
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Last edited by DeltAlum; 10-16-2003 at 09:49 PM.
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10-16-2003, 09:55 PM
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demod this guy ASAP please
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