Chris Rock and the MTV Video Awards-Thursday - Page 4

Questions404 · #46 08-28-2003, 10:59 PM

Good golly . . . I don't think that I have seen that many women pee-popping since I was in college. Her hair looks like a wooly-mammoth. I need her to stay off of the ground for one performance -- she is embarrassing herself . . .

GRITS · #47 08-28-2003, 11:02 PM

Yeah beyonce!!!

Questions404 · #48 08-28-2003, 11:05 PM

Did he say she had Seabiscuit going on in her hair????????

RedefinedDiva · #49 08-28-2003, 11:13 PM

Where is the SNIPER when you need him? If I see Don Juan one mo' time....!

Questions404 · #50 08-28-2003, 11:16 PM

I thought that fool that came on stage was a part of the show until Snoop told him to step to the left. Missy is acting like she won a Grammy. Is she OK? Why is she hollerin'? Has she been drinking?

GRITS · #51 08-28-2003, 11:25 PM

Really, did we have to end with metallica?

Questions404 · #52 08-28-2003, 11:29 PM

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Really, did we have to end with metallica?

I used to like Metallica, but after they single-handedly got rid of Napster, they get the thumbs down.

abaici · #53 08-28-2003, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by Gina1201
All I can say is that Chris is OFF THA CHAIN wirth his comments!! Seeing Britney, Madonna and Christina all kiss was . If they were looking for shock value then they did it. Did anyone else notice the looks that some of the people in the audience were making. Mary J. and Justin's expressions were hilarious!!

Ok, I logged on just to comment on the opening act...Mary's face was priceless. I'm on the west coast and it just began. I have NO WORDS!!!

Also, why was Em clapping like a little girl. LOL

Chris Rock is OFF THE HOOK!!! The Jermaine Dupri-Janet joke was Hilarious!!!

Questions404 · #54 08-28-2003, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Kamryn (exquizit's newborn) reads better than PUFFY DOES!!!

50 cent sounded RE TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!! **toot toot**

Maybe the way that Puffy reads is the reason he had those children from Making The Band reading aloud outside for hours and hours. He must know what it is like to go through life not being able to read well aloud. I wanted to help him reading the teleprompter, but I couldn't see the words to assist him. That's what happens when one drinks a bit too much before going to the stage . . . but it might not have been the liquor that did that kind of damage to his reading skills.

RedefinedDiva · #55 08-28-2003, 11:54 PM

It seems to be edited already because I just saw the kiss, but they didn't show any expression from Mary...

lovelyivy84 · #56 08-29-2003, 12:00 AM

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Originally posted by RedefinedDiva
It seems to be edited already because I just saw the kiss, but they didn't show any expression from Mary...

that is tragedy beause really, her look said it better than I ever could. Why did they do that to "Like A Virgin"? ANd the kissing? Well I guess it's supposed to be edgy.

Beyonce's performance wasn't that bad in and of itself- but her OUTFIT

HAREM PANTS AND BOWS????? WHY WAS THAT SO UGLY????? PLEASE SOMEONE SMACK THE MESS OUTTA HER MAMA!!!!!!!!

MsVee1980 · #57 08-29-2003, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by Questions404
Did he say she had Seabiscuit going on in her hair????????

Yes! I was rollin at this!!!

Kodaka · #58 08-29-2003, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by Questions404
Maybe the way that Puffy reads is the reason he had those children from Making The Band reading aloud outside for hours and hours. He must know what it is like to go through life not being able to read well aloud. I wanted to help him reading the teleprompter, but I couldn't see the words to assist him.

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sugar_N_Spice · #59 08-29-2003, 04:09 AM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
BEYONCE -- them earrings were really coasters this morning and some mofo put a christmas ornament hook on them and stuck em in your ears!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Other comments:
1.) Beyonce: Can you say WTF?!?!?!?! Her hair (LOL @ the wooly mammoth comment), the outfits, (it's officially time to fire Mama, sorry), the performance (eh)...She needs some help.

2.) Hilary Duff did look scurred standing next to Lil' Jon (I love "Get Low", but I wouldn't literally touch him w/ a ten-ft pole).

3.) Vivica's dress, IMO was stank...and she's my girl and usually looks classy, but not today. And are her and 50 together?

4.) Speaking of 50, he looked GOOOOD! I don't care if he sounds like he needs Hooked on Phonics...

5.) I love Mary but why did she sing "Let's Get It Crunk" (I forget the real name of the song)? That song was NOT out this past year.

6.) Metallica--EEEW!!! Boo-hiss (for getting rid of Napster...Cheap bastards!!!!)....

7.) Snoop and his hoes...Did you peep how they were looking down at the ground when he was talking during the Pre-Show?!

You'se married foo', and from what I hear your wife don't play--STOP FRONTING!!!! (you can only dream of being a P.I.M.P.)...

8.) Missy outfits--the frist one was "suspect", if you know what I mean (hint: I would not have been suprised either if she kissed Christina or Britney or Madonna after wearing that outfit), and the golf fit--WOW!!! She needs to put her wardrobe "under construction" and come up with a new style, pronto...

9.) POSERS--HATE 'EM...Good Charlotte & Avril...enough said...

10.) Chris Rock was Hil-ar-i-ous!!! It's sad that he was the best thing about the show, besides Coldplay's performance (Yes, I am a fan, so y'all better not say anythang bad 'bout my boys!!!)...

Eastcoast Sunshine · #60 08-29-2003, 09:01 AM

HC Chris Rock had my crying with laughter? HC I was dying when he talked about Janet and Jermaine?

HC when I saw Madonna come out of the cake dressed like a Groom, I just new she was going to kiss the girls?

HC I agreed with Justin and Mary's expressions, but mine lasted the whole night

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HC I absolutely love 50 and I agree he looked sexy all G'd up, but why was he staring at the Moon Man Awards like that? Didn't he look a little off or drunk or something???

HC I loved Beyonce's performance but hated her hair....it was entangled in her "hidden" microphone.

HC Snoop?? Just How come???

HC I didn't know he was "single" after he fo shizzled his grizzle about Beyonsizzle with Adam Sandizzle??

HC Kelly from DC and Ashanti looked really nice?

HC Mary J Blige is definitely the undisputed Queen of HIP HOP
SOUL?

HC Cristina A is a dirty girl?

HC Missy it's about time because her videos are always creative?

HC Mya gave the ice grill to Pam Anderson? How come Mya had the ice grill the whole night?

HC the guy on the far right behind 50 (after he picked up his 2nd award I think) was cute?

HC Eminem grew up and seemed humble? Even the puppet skit was cute? HC I think I like him better now?

HC the viewer's choice call center "puppets" were crazy?

HC I forgot to mention that I liked the Black Eyed Peas in the opening act?

HC if it wasn't for Kelly Osbourne telling everyone to stand up, noone would have known that Duran Duran was/were receiving a lifetime achievement award? HC the way MTV presented it was tacky?

HC I thought that Little Richard and/or Chuck Berry started Rock and Roll but the guy crashed Snoop's presentation to say that BB King started R&R?

HC I think Pharell is so cute...I'll stop frontin-LOL (But he is).

HC I am going to watch the awards again to see what I missed?