GC Soap Opera

[AXJules]

The lights go out.

There's screaming.
Crying.
"Stop touching my ass!" ilovemyglo screams.

"Ok someone took my tequila...." AXJules whines.

"CUT THAT OUT!!!" Tom yells.

The lights come back on and everyone gasps when they see-

[aephi alum]

... that all the guys from the FINE AS ... Well, pretty good looking! thread have shown up.

aephi alum is most pleased.

Then...

[CutiePie2000]

valkyrie the lawyer arrives to bail their sorry azzes out of the Big House. The problem is, bail is set at $5,000 a head and valkyrie only has $15,000! So who to bail out? And who to leave behind? valkyrie decides that she will spring these 3 people from the jail cell..........

[librasoul22]

Originally posted by CutiePie2000
valkyrie the lawyer arrives to bail their sorry azzes out of the Big House. The problem is, bail is set at $5,000 a head and valkyrie only has $15,000! So who to bail out? And who to leave behind? valkyrie decides that she will spring these 3 people from the jail cell..........

lifesaver, librasoul, and starang, because they had unfinished business at the brothel, and also since business is booming now, librasoul has enough money to bail the rest of the GCers out. The GCers and fine azz people head back to the brothel where...

[AlphaGamDiva]

alphagamdiva and kitso are dancin to the music.....it's almost cute really....but then kappatarzan tries to break in and a certain moderator has to regulate!

[AlphaSigOU]

while AlphaSigOU and the rest of us unfortunates who couldn't make bail make plans for a prison breakout (whistles theme from The Great Escape)...

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Tom Earp grabs Kappa Tarzan and busts a move. There is no way that Kappa Tarzan will be stopped. Kitso is her man, but alphagamdiva has other plans.

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Originally posted by AlphaSigOU
while AlphaSigOU and the rest of us unfortunates who couldn't make bail make plans for a prison breakout (whistles theme from The Great Escape)...

but AlphaSigOU didn't realize that librasoul, lifesaver, and starang were returning with the bail money from the brothel. AlphaSigOU was disappointed when he realized that he might never have an opportunity to use his special skills from many covert operations for the CIA. He decides to drink away his disappointment and dance with all the GC women at the party especially..

[Optimist Prime]

Cream. He slams down shot after shot screaming the word CREAM at the top of his lungs and gets kicked out of the bar. He stumbles into the night, down the long, empty street looking for something, anything that can make him forget that dreaded dance, just like he forgot where he put his keys. He rambles down the road aways and almost trips over...

[ilovemyglo]

a bum laying in the street, as he looks closer at the drunken man he realizes it is none other than zntke missing his dearest love...

[AlphaSigOU]

...and then just as we finish diggin' the tunnel for our breakout we get the news that the rest of the herd (including yours truly ) gets bailed out! (So much for the CIA escape tactics... if you can get out without mussin' yer clothes, better still! )

Meanwhile as the GC Friday night orgy continues... (Hey! It's not just an orgy, it's a TOGA party! ) Stumblin' all over the street and bumpin' into znTKE and as he figgers out who the hell I am I give 'm some sage advice from none other than Bluto Blutarski... "my advice to you... start drinking heavily!"

That's when Kitso rolls up in his A&M toga, with AGDiva draped over his arm and tells zntke, "you should listen to him, he's pre-med"

While AlphaSig and Kitso are in the street reciting lines from Animal House, SATX rolls up, eyes wide saying, "you guys will never believe what i just heard about DeltAlum. It seems......

[Peaches-n-Cream]

that DeltAlum is a secret billionaire spy. He's a cross between Bill Gates and James Bond. This sparks the interest of most of the GC women and a few of the guys. He travels around the world attempting to...

[OUlioness01]

He travels around the world attempting to rid the world of false conceptions of greek life. He shows vidoetapes of fraternity parties in his glory days as an active Delt at Ohio University to all who will watch. However Delta Alum also is even more secretly involved in the conspiracy to.....

[AlphaSigOU]

... keep it away from the hands of nefarious evildoers... I can just picture him in the baccarat table of some casino somewhere going eye to eye with some femme fatale (ladies, take your pick... ) as the cards are played:

Dealer: Huit à la pont. (Eight to the player.)
DeltAlum flips his cards.
Dealer: Neuf à la banc! (Nine to the banker. Banker wins the hand.)
Femme fatale: I admire your luck, Mr...
DeltAlum: Alum. DeltAlum. (snippet of the "James Bond Theme" playing in the background)

And then he gets summoned to GC headquarters for his next secret mission...