I like to watch reality shows

Road Rules, Love or Money, Big Brothers. My fav now is Amazing Race.
I can eat raw eggs. My friends have been wondering why I am still kicking now over salmonella and e-coli.
I like all leftover foods, and I don't mind eating soggy old french fries. Besides, who cares as long as it tastes good?
I own too many pairs of sneakers, and I don't mind spend hundreds of dollars on sneakers. I like to run, anyway

I used several foreign coins on pop machine, and it worked. I actually saved lots of money on the acts.
I hate one of my best buddy's wife. She's a b*tch, and I totally disagree with him to marry her, even though I was one of the groomsman.
I used to be big in recycling, but since I moved to Atlanta, nobody cares of recycling anymore, so I don't. Yes, I am a tree killer, now, where is my chainsaw?
I used to bite my dalmatian back when it bit me. Hey, man's best friend, right?
I wear white socks to work when I wear my brown Docs, with dress shirt and tie. Whether or not it is a sin, I haven't figure out yet, but for sure it is not too professional for a professional job. And I am the only one in the firm, I think.
Talk about peeing, I peed on a cup before and tossed it out on a highway. Oh, and I peed over our veranda, on a bottle, a sink, a peanut butter jar, on a street, mancover, public fountain (well, it was in Rome, so it is OK

), a pool, to name a few. Boy, looking back, I wasn't awared that I peed a lot in my life.