Annoying girl things - Page 4

alphaiota · #46 09-17-2002, 01:43 PM

gee thanks. i try not to sugar coat stuff.

Rudey · #47 09-17-2002, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by librasoul22

Actually, I am not promiscuious enough to be considered an expert. I have only been in contact with one man who didn't measure up, and that was based on SIGHT, not FEELING (or lack thereof). It won't even get to the point of wondering who is too big, not big enough, whatever. SIGHT.

I am almost positive that a woman will look at a man's penis before they begin to have intercourse. I can't speak for the rest of the women, but for me, seeing is believing. And you have a growing streak of weird, irrelevant analogies. Starting a collection?

-Rudey
--engaging in pissing contests with James at every opportunity.

Eh, I don't engage in pissing contests with James at every opportunity. I did mess around with him about the threesome thing, but the exercise comment I made in this post wasn't to mess around with him. He's actually one of the few people on here who talks about working out and believes in the ketosis diet so I have a lot of respect for that.

And my analogies aren't irrelevant. You just can't keep up dear.

And can we stop talking about penises now? Great you're all liberated women who can talk about penises and show you have "control" over something in your lives.

-Rudey
--In the end the guy is happy and he will most likely still control your pleasure...some liberation.

AchtungBaby80 · #48 09-17-2002, 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by librasoul22
And not all women go for the "nice guys". Why do you think the bad boys are the sex symbols? Men who think that women go for the nice guys are just trying to justify their own single status.

You sure hit the nail on the head there! It really annoys me when men whine about how they're so "nice" but women never see it and yada yada yada. Let me tell you, an alarming number of the self-proclaimed "nice" guys I've run into have turned out to be weirdos! (I'm talking stalkers here.) They think women don't notice them? Well, we do--it's just that I'd rather have a man that acts like a man! I don't want a "nice," "sensitive" guy--if I did, I would date women. I expect men to think and behave differently than I do, and if they don't, I start to wonder. Sure, a thoughtful gesture like roses or something every once in a while is lovely, but I don't like sappiness and the fact that many guys don't either is fine with me.

librasoul22 · #49 09-17-2002, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rudey
And my analogies aren't irrelevant. You just can't keep up dear.

And can we stop talking about penises now? Great you're all liberated women who can talk about penises and show you have "control" over something in your lives.

-Rudey
--In the end the guy is happy and he will most likely still control your pleasure...some liberation.

1) As yes...analogies such as:

Slapping the cashier is to she didn't give me correct change

is the same as

USA is to bombing Iraq

Brilliant!

Now as for the penis talk, sorry if it makes you feel vulnerable. If it will make you feel any better, we women will commence in a rousing chorus of "It is not the size of the rise/It's the motion of the ocean," in three part harmony.

Rudey---in the end, how many women have YOU lib... oops I mean pleasured, lately?

Maybe if you did more of THAT and less worrying about women and our wild penis envy, you would be a little more secure.

Peaches-n-Cream · #50 09-17-2002, 11:27 PM

librasoul22 and Rudey sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Rudey · #51 09-17-2002, 11:29 PM

Dear, keep working on the comments on the analogies. I know you mean well but you seem a little stressed lately...perhaps you should just listen to some Jill Scott and do a little less commenting on who is brilliant.

And I don't see your point in discussing how many girls I've pleasured lately. You brought up penis size and pleasure for no reason and are now trying to redirect the discussion towards something else...something more personal. And I am secure. The fact is that my security does not depend on my sexual activities. Your being a born and bred American (a self-hating Americans at times I might add) has you projecting your attitudes quite blindly on others right now.

-Rudey
--And while you attempt to try and keep up with me, stay off the more personal comments. I have a girlfriend and I find no need to discuss her or how many people I've been with on GC to get my highs.

Quote:

Originally posted by librasoul22

1) As yes...analogies such as:

Slapping the cashier is to she didn't give me correct change

as

USA is to bombing Iraq

Brilliant!

Now as for the penis talk, sorry if it makes you feel vulnerable. If it will make you feel any better, we women will commence in a rousing chorus of "It is not the size of the rise/It's the motion of the ocean," in three part harmony.

Rudey---in the end, how many women have YOU lib... oops I mean pleasured, lately?

Maybe if you did more of THAT and less worrying about women and our wild penis envy, you would be a little more secure.

DigitalAngel126 · #52 09-18-2002, 12:04 AM

RARRRR... hiss hiss *scratch* *claw* grrrrrrr...

librasoul22 · #53 09-18-2002, 12:05 AM

I actually did not bring up penis size.

Quote:

Originally posted by Rudey
I don't know any guys that go around talking about their grasshopper penises.

Nice try though.

Am I directing the conversation? Wow, that feels so LIBERATING! As far as the personal comments go...my rule of thumb is take no offense unless it applies to you. If not, why even worry yourself with it?

Here we go with the American thing. Does that have absolutely anything to do with the nature of this thread? Really.

Projecting a self-hating attitude onto others....mmmmmmmkay. If Dr. Rudey says so!

Don't feel the need to discuss your girlfriend...yet bring her up...hmmm...searching for logic...

Cream...I hate kissing in trees, it makes me itch! Plus, me and my clumsiness would have ALREADY fallen out of the tree, lol, forget getting to first base!

Rudey · #54 09-18-2002, 12:36 AM

My quote was in reference to girls not walking around talking about how their breasts are so small. Obviously you took that as free license to go off on a tangent.

And for you to tell me not to take offense at personal comments/insults is a joke.

I didn't say you project a self hating attitude either. You are mixing up a couple of my comments. Either way I'll drop the American thing entirely.

Furthermore, I can mention something without discussing it. So keep searching for the logic. I bet it's hidden in that famous book "Librasoul is getting a verbal spanking" written by Dr. Rudey.

-Rudey
--Save your energy for the "Semi-intelligent" threads on GC. I bet you're really tired right now.

Quote:

Originally posted by librasoul22
I actually did not bring up penis size.

Nice try though.

Am I directing the conversation? Wow, that feels so LIBERATING! As far as the personal comments go...my rule of thumb is take no offense unless it applies to you. If not, why even worry yourself with it?

Here we go with the American thing. Does that have absolutely anything to do with the nature of this thread? Really.

Projecting a self-hating attitude onto others....mmmmmmmkay. If Dr. Rudey says so!

Don't feel the need to discuss your girlfriend...yet bring her up...hmmm...searching for logic...

Cream...I hate kissing in trees, it makes me itch! Plus, me and my clumsiness would have ALREADY fallen out of the tree, lol, forget getting to first base!

KSig RC · #55 09-18-2002, 02:39 AM

*whipping out academic penis*

I AM SO FUCKING SMART! YES! AAAAHHHHH

*putting away academic penis*

I love this place kids, I really do.

lovelyivy84 · #56 09-18-2002, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KSig RC
*whipping out academic penis*

I AM SO FUCKING SMART! YES! AAAAHHHHH

*putting away academic penis*

I love this place kids, I really do.

ROFLMAO!

THanks for coming out folks! G'night!

librasoul22 · #57 09-18-2002, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KSig RC
*whipping out academic penis*

I AM SO FUCKING SMART! YES! AAAAHHHHH

*putting away academic penis*

I love this place kids, I really do.

LOL!!!!!!

Well Rudey. I will say this about you. You are consistent.

I guess when I read your posts, I am not supposed to read them LITERALLY. As in the meanings are always subject to change at your discretion. Guess what?

WHATEVER!

For the record Rudey, I think the only thing you are spanking, verbally or otherwise, is Mr. Centrum. But hey, DON'T TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT UNLESS IT IS TRUE.

alphaiota · #58 09-18-2002, 02:38 PM

i'd say that's a one up for librasoul22. nice come back!

as for rudey, i do have to agree about having no need to discuss how many people you've been with. it's simply distasteful.

shelley j
sigma k

librasoul22 · #59 09-18-2002, 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by alphaiota
i'd say that's a one up for librasoul22. nice come back!

as for rudey, i do have to agree about having no need to discuss how many people you've been with. it's simply distasteful.

shelley j
sigma k

There really isn't a need to DISCUSS it. lol, I really couldn't care less. Just wanted him to ponder it.

btw, James where are you? I know you didn't give up on this thread? I even put in a patented female WHATEVER just for you.

ZTAMiami · #60 09-18-2002, 08:13 PM

LOL Librasoul! You say everything I wanna say but I'm too chicken to