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[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by MysticCat

Shoot. We knew you were just being DrPhlounce.

*throwing creme eggs*

*retrieving the creme eggs so AzTheta won't get them*

[preciousjeni]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

I now have to disown you.

Have some Chocopologie by Knipschildt and think it over.



They're $2,500+ per pound, but you're worth it.

[katydidKD]

Originally Posted by agzg

SHOCK

i know!!

[Drolefille]

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Originally Posted by katydidKD

Nice language

Fuck off.

Originally Posted by Barbie's_Rush

OMG! Call the GC Police! Are you really this dense or do you have Asperger Syndrome?

Fuck the hell off you horse's asshole.

Originally Posted by Barbie's_Rush

No irony there. I am dead serious and asking her a serious question about a medical condition that would explain things. It's not a joke at all. Quite different from some dullard making light of child abuse.

Bull shit. It's also different from you using said child abuse quote as a signature, right? You are one of the biggest chicken-shits on this board for posting under a sock, no letters, no name change, no nothing. I don't give a fuck why you do it, or who you really are, but pretending that you weren't trying to be insulting or clever is your biggest load of shit yet. You don't get to pretend that you're standing up for the horrors of child abuse, and then shit all over spectrum disorders. You quite obviously know jack shit about them, so shut the fuck up. Seriously, what the fuck? Do you go on a bender once a week and say something over the top and shitty just for fucking fun? Eat a stick of butter out of my ass you dirtliking son of a camel's asshole.

Originally Posted by katydidKD

Not dense, and no I don't, but glad you aren't above using mental illness as a pejorative.

Yeah you're dense. Example to be given momentarily

Originally Posted by Barbie's_Rush

Believe what you want, you pathetic lonely cretin. I don't give a shit about anything someone like you might think.

Because you're a cowardly, ignorant sock puppet who couldn't make the same posts on your regular account without pissing your pants.

Seriously, the next time you want to insult someone, do it with your REAL account, toad. Because calling someone pathetic while posting on a sock is so ironic that Alanis Morrissette just exploded. You calling k_s in particular pathetic highlights how fucking stupid you are. I'll leave your use of 'cretin' alone and just hope you don't go into 'spaz' for your next witty comeback.

Originally Posted by DrPhil

I just find the OP to be interestingly disgruntled to be a newbie.

I was always neutral about Barbie's Rush and anything she typed because she's a sockpuppet or something like that. Right? LOL.

Yeah sock arguing with sock is so ridiculous in the first place.

Originally Posted by katydidKD

I'm a sock puppet

Here's why you're dense. We knew that already, fucking moron.

Originally Posted by katydidKD

i know!!

And go fuck yourself too.

[katydidKD]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

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Fuck off.

Fuck the hell off you horse's asshole.

Bull shit. It's also different from you using said child abuse quote as a signature, right? You are one of the biggest chicken-shits on this board for posting under a sock, no letters, no name change, no nothing. I don't give a fuck why you do it, or who you really are, but pretending that you weren't trying to be insulting or clever is your biggest load of shit yet. You don't get to pretend that you're standing up for the horrors of child abuse, and then shit all over spectrum disorders. You quite obviously know jack shit about them, so shut the fuck up. Seriously, what the fuck? Do you go on a bender once a week and say something over the top and shitty just for fucking fun? Eat a stick of butter out of my ass you dirtliking son of a camel's asshole.

Yeah you're dense. Example to be given momentarily

Because you're a cowardly, ignorant sock puppet who couldn't make the same posts on your regular account without pissing your pants.

Seriously, the next time you want to insult someone, do it with your REAL account, toad. Because calling someone pathetic while posting on a sock is so ironic that Alanis Morrissette just exploded. You calling k_s in particular pathetic highlights how fucking stupid you are. I'll leave your use of 'cretin' alone and just hope you don't go into 'spaz' for your next witty comeback.


Yeah sock arguing with sock is so ridiculous in the first place.

Here's why you're dense. We knew that already, fucking moron.



And go fuck yourself too.

I'm not really a sock puppet. But its cool if yall want to say I am

[agzg]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

Eat a stick of butter out of my ass you dirtliking son of a camel's asshole.

This line. I need to find a way to use it in real life. Unfortunately, although I have a reputation of being the office four letter word user, this might get me fired.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by agzg

This line. I need to find a way to use it in real life. Unfortunately, although I have a reputation of being the office four letter word user, this might get me fired.

If you use it, correct it to "dirt-licking" if you would. Oh and pay me a quarter.

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by katydidKD

I'm not really a sock puppet. But its cool if yall want to say I am

Who knows. All I know is this thread is hilarious.

There was nothing "asperger's syndrome" about katydidKD's post. That's how I know that Barbie's Rush was trying to be funny and essentially ask "are you an idiot" or "are you slow."

Lastly, preciousjeni, that almost looks like a ball of dried dung. Pardon my crassness. It is overpriced and doesn't look remotely tasty. Pardon me if it's an ethnic, cultural, or religious tradition or delicacy.

[AZTheta]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

*throwing creme eggs*

*retrieving the creme eggs so AzTheta won't get them*

[preciousjeni]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

Lastly, preciousjeni, that almost looks like a ball of dried dung. Pardon my crassness. It is overpriced and doesn't look remotely tasty. Pardon me if it's an ethnic, cultural, or religious tradition or delicacy.

I thought the same thing, but I was trying to win you over with my deep pockets. Guess it didn't work?

[AnotherKD]

Originally Posted by agzg

This line. I need to find a way to use it in real life. Unfortunately, although I have a reputation of being the office four letter word user, this might get me fired.

I thought the exact same thing, though we all have awful mouths around this office and I just might get away with it. I was super close to having coffee come out of my nose when I read that line just now.

[IrishLake]

"Eat a stick of butter out of my ass you dirtliking son of a camel's asshole."

If you eat a stick of butter covered in sugar, it's called a shame stick. What exactly would this be called?

DF, I owe you a quarter,too.