Billy Optimist's Rush

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by lifesaver


I am assuming Alf had a wang. Although they never made mention of it (being primetime TV in the 80's). I wonder how he procreated. Alf had to have a wang tho.... right?

I'm sure he did, and chances are it put all of us to shame.

[Thrillhouse]

Originally posted by lifesaver


I am assuming Alf had a wang. Although they never made mention of it (being primetime TV in the 80's). I wonder how he procreated. Alf had to have a wang tho.... right?

Wow thats a good question. I am assuming so as well but who knows?

[lifesaver]

Originally posted by KSig RC


I'm sure he did, and chances are it put all of us to shame.

<lifesaver shifting uncomfortably in his seat due to apparent superior alien endowment>
True dat, True dat. SO instead of being hung like a steer, he'd be hung like an alien? Is that how that works?

[KSigkid]

Congratulations on getting a bid - my only advice to you:

Be honest and straightforward in everything
Have fun
Work hard
Have fun

The rest will fall into place - once again, my congratulations go out to you.



And I definitely gotta agree with KSig RC on the FTS thing

[KSigkid]

So I don't post for a month, and all of a sudden people are talking about he size of Alf's wang - now I know why I check the posts here daily

[Optimist Prime]

Thanks KSigkid. I appreciate that.

[Lil_G]

Ya gotta be wondering if the missus was ever tempted to be probed by our furry brown little freind.
She was always defending him...and now we all know why brian's dad was jealous of alf...

as don king would say: alf's supendousley-wangnocity- magnification is the abso-fantastic-greatest wang to the power of six....

[Thrillhouse]

Yeah now that you mention it lil g, the dad always is jealous of alf. He was even jealous of alf when he got that fancy car.

[Lil_G]

Alf got some wheels...? holy s%*# he must have been pimping like a madman. Good thing the show ended early, he would have been pimping the daughter and all her freinds.

[damasa]

i think they should bring it back and show us all the "pimpness of ALF."

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[Dejajeva]

I think boys watch too much tv.

[mmcat]

And old TV at that
But he WAS a furry one.
cheers
mmcat

[damasa]

Originally posted by Dejajeva
I think boys watch too much tv.

LOL..well, it's the only thing left to do when women are driving us crazy. What else would you expect?


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[Thrillhouse]

Originally posted by Dejajeva
I think boys watch too much tv.

I don't think thats true. Its just the fact that we can't forget great shows very easily and alf was the greatest of them all.

[damasa]

Originally posted by Ex greek


I don't think thats true. Its just the fact that we can't forget great shows very easily and alf was the greatest of them all.

yes...and it's much better to talk about ALF...instead of what happened in One Life To Live years ago..blah!

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