Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work - Page 4

AlphaFrog · #46 04-05-2006, 02:25 PM

Just because "You must notify your supervisor before you leave a job site" is common sense to you & me, doesn't mean it would ever occur to the goobers that work out in the field. Therefore, if we are going to make asinine company policy, something such as the above should also be included in the viable section that's not total BS.

CutiePie2000 · #47 04-05-2006, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by winnieb
"he is so hot- he was rubbing his legs, he was making me moist- and well i am sorry but i had to go to the bathroom and take care of this issue he caused"

You know, in the climate of today's workplace, this could be construed as sexual harassment since you had to hear this gross comment and be subjected to it at the workplace, even though you yourself was not the one being lusted after, or whatever.

But in a nutshell, that's really gross.

Rudey · #48 05-17-2006, 11:23 AM

Isn't it weird when our secretary walks like a man? Like she stomps and that annoying foot smacking shoe sound happens. Plus she does it rapidly. I feel like this is what an NPHC step show is like and I can't handle it anymore. Plus she's really loud when she talks and I have to close my door and jam music and I still hear her. I'm going insane over this.

-Rudey

KSigkid · #49 05-17-2006, 11:26 AM

People need to stop writing press releases about themselves.

pinkiebell1001 · #50 05-18-2006, 10:24 PM

Umm..ok you mrs. Boss lady, stfu and stop pushing all your crap on me! and YOU mrs. "assistant boss lady", how in the hell are you going to run your own store if you don't even know the BASICS! WTF is wrong with you two?!

KSUViolet06 · #51 05-18-2006, 10:59 PM

Ok ma'am, you hired me as a nanny, not as your daughter's personal slave. My job description does NOT include:

* sewing lost sequins back onto her pageant dresses.
*fluffing out her hair extensions before you pack them up.
*scheduling her Mystic tan appointments.
*critiquing her sportswear modeling routine when I am not the person you pay to do this kind of thing.
*calling her school to get her excused whenever she needs to be gone for a pageant.

sdsuchelle · #52 05-19-2006, 05:57 AM

When I'm obviously working (ie: typing on the computer, reading, on a phone call, etc), DO NOT TRY TO CHIT CHAT WITH ME.

I'm an intern and there's usually several of us in a very small space, and I swear, whenever I'm trying to study or type a letter or something, this happens:

Other employee: So, what did you do this weekend?
Me: Studied.
OE: Oh yeah... I went to this party, and there was this girl hitting on me, and... (continues for 2 minutes)
Me: Oh, cool.
OE: Why are you being a bitch?

I've seriously yelled out "I'M WORKING, LEAVE ME ALONE" before.

AOIIBrandi · #53 05-19-2006, 08:59 AM

I worked for you for 2 years, before I switched positions. I have talked to you more in the last 2 days than I did in all of the 2 years I worked for you. Does that seem odd to you?

Oh and by the way, your voice carries and when you were "talking to" (read scolding for no reason) another employee the other day the entire office heard you. Everyone is talking about you, and it's not good either.

BetteDavisEyes · #54 05-23-2006, 01:43 PM

You are an ass. No one likes you. You'd be better off throwing yourself off the balcony in the hopes that a delivery truck will kill you.

kddani · #55 05-23-2006, 02:13 PM

Little help please? Really, I don't mind doing this, but you gotta give me a bit of guidance and maybe answer a question or two. Your name's on it, not mine, so one would think you'd care.

sageofages · #56 05-23-2006, 05:30 PM

Just give me the file with your corrections on it, so I can report it back to finance....

I am LEAVING on vacation in 30 minutes and I won't care if you won't get your money because your customers aren't billed correctly. Stop whining and just do your job!

adpiucf · #57 05-24-2006, 03:58 PM

You are the reincarnation/direct descendant of Eva Braun.

Do you sleep hanging upside down?

Is it possible for the antiChrist to be a woman?

You have some chocolate on your chin... no wait, that's a 666 birthmark...

If you needed a kidney and I was the only available donor, do you know what I'd do? I'd remove my kidney and pickle it and put it up on a shelf next to your bed and MOCK you.

Yes, folks, not only does the devil wear Prada... she's also taking up all of the air that I breathe and she's occupying the office down the hall. And she's decided that the office next door is her own personal storage facility.

33girl · #58 05-24-2006, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by adpiucf
If you needed a kidney and I was the only available donor, do you know what I'd do? I'd remove my kidney and pickle it and put it up on a shelf next to your bed and MOCK you.

dang, that's hardcore.

I would say - you are a nice person and everything, but you squick me out in the extreme.

opaldragon · #59 05-24-2006, 10:53 PM

"No, I don't know why every time you call for xyz person she's unavailable. Maybe you just have bad timing. Or you're such a raging asshole that xyz avoids you at all costs."

33girl · #60 05-26-2006, 11:11 AM

You are all a bunch of annoying asshats and I can't wait till I leave this job and don't have to deal with you anymore.