Favorite Movie Quote

[Dianne]

Y'all, these are all so funny to read! You keep me entertained at work!
OK, here are mine:
"I don't know nothin bout birthin no babies, Mizz Scarlett!" Gone With the Wind

"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake your a*s up and apologize!" Reservoir Dogs

"Look at the salt on this pretzel, man. Now look at the stars. What if they're just God's salt...and he's just waiting to eat us?" Can't Hardly Wait (my fave of all time!)

"I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?!...Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!" Monty Python and the Holy Grail...such a classic

"Me? Of course I'm scared! I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, of what I did. But most of all, I'm scared of walking out of this room right now and never feeling with anyone again the way I feel when I'm with you." Dirty Dancing

"You make me feel like a bath?" Empire Records

"Life will go on. There may not be marriage. There may not be sex. But by god, there will be dancing!" My Best Friend's Wedding



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"Seek the noblest."
Zeta Love! <3

[LeslieAGD]

Anyone seen "Harley Davidson and the Malboro Man"?

"I can't believe you f***ing shot me, Harley!"

[Lots-a-Heart]

It has been awhile since I laughed this hard! Some of my faves have already been printed, but here are some more!
First the serious:
"History was written by those who hung heros" - Braveheart

Unknown fact about me, two of my favorite movies are Night at the Roxbury and 10 Things I hate about you. Some quotes:
Dad - "I devivered a set of twins to a 14 year old girl today and do you know what she said?"
Daughter - "I'm a crackwhore who should have made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom??" - 10 Things I hate about you

Doug - "My brother went to use the phone and tapped they guy on the shoulder. He turned around and tipped his hat like so."
Steve - "And do you know who that man was?"
Doug - "Mr. Mighty Duck himself, Emilo Estevez! So my brother started yelling the former Breakfast clubbers name......."
Steve - "E-M-I-L-I-OOOOOOOOOOOO!!" - A Night at the Roxbury
And one that I said for YEARS....
"Sororities aren't just like about blow jobs you know!" -Scream 2

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Sarah
Sister Lots-a-Heart, #9
President, Iota Beta Chi Sorority
http://welcome.to/iotabetachi

[finest_alum]

Planes trains, automobiles:
"YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY" - "how does he know which way we are going?"

GWTW:
"I'll think about that tomorrow"

Happy Gilmore:
"the price is WRONG, B*tch!"

Holy Grail:
Entire script!
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

Hehehe.

[DeltaGirly]

Ok, i might not have this exactly right, but here's my fave quote from Can't Hardly Wait
" Did you know that 92% of women at UCLA are sexually active? 92% of the women in LA walking around going 'Class or sex, what shall I do today?' You know what that means? I got a 92% chance of embarrassing myself. I'd roll up on that shorty and be like (looks her up and down) and she'll be like, 'Do you know 10 ways to make me call you Big Papa?' Cuz I don't, yo."

Hahaha, I LOVE that part!!

[Harmony]

Haha-that quote from Can't Hardly Wait is reapeated SO often around the floor just for kicks! My favs:

Camp Nowhere: You're not that big, and you're not as bad as you want everybody to think you are."

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: "Au dieu, alvidezae (?), gezuntight, farewell."

And of course, a few from my all time fave movie for quotes, Clueless:

"This is Dee. We're friends because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us."

"Old people can be so cute"

"Not a total betty but a vast improvement."

"So, ok, like the Haitians want to come to America, but people here here are all like, well, what about the strain on our resources? But it like this dinner party I threw for my father. It said R.S.V.P. on the invitation but people came who like totally did not R.S.V.P....so if we could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things we could certainly party with the Haitians! And in conclusion, my I add it does NOT say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty! Thank you."

[SigmaChiCard]

"Ask 'em how they'd like to make 30-40 percent returns...What are they gonna say...No -fuck you"
from Boiler Room
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"I don't have a last call of the day...I want a last call of the day"
Bounce
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"Is John here?"
"Yeah"
"Damn, maybe I should go then, you think?"
"Nah, John isn't feeling too good today"
"Why not?"
"I shot him"
"Is he dead?"
"Nah, wanna see him?"
"Should we take him to the hospital"
"I don't care"
"I think we should, we'll look like heroes if we do"
Jesus' Son
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[gammazetagrl]

LoL I got a long list here.

from Rush Hour:
"Never touch a black man's radio boy! You may do that in China but you could get your ass whooped in here!"
"Fifty million dollars! Who do you think you got, Chelsea Clinton?"
*and that whole scene with the Chinese girl singing in the car: my friends tease me that I sound and look like her whenever I sing* LOL,oops.*

From Clueless: "What the hell is that?" "a dress" "Says who?" "Calvin Klein"

From Road Trip: "Yeah, coz I just had sex this morning...with a PERSON! Yeah!"--Kyle

From Next Friday: "I know your dad doesn't like you to smoke in his house, but I'm your Uncle Elroy! I don't give a damn how high you get in mine..as long as u let me hit it"

From Dont Be A Menace To South Central...: the whole script, but my favorite is when the lil kid comes out with a cordless p hone and acts like a real baller and is all like "hey what's up with all them hoes tonight?"

and my all time fave quotes:
Drive Me Crazy: "In order to make an impact, you have to go to extremes"--Nicole
Can't Hardly Wait:"Fate can only take you so far because once you're up there, it's up to you to make it happen"--the angel stripper (i take this quote seriously, it's like my "seize the day")



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"To supress our feelings only makes them stronger"--from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

[Lots-a-Heart]

I know I already posted but I thought of another one I love!
Lady - "I think we got off on the wrong foot..."
Erin Brockavich - "That's all you got lady, two wrong feet and ugly shoes!"
~Sarah

[newbie]

Originally posted by Harmony:
And of course, a few from my all time fave movie for quotes, Clueless:

"This is Dee. We're friends because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us."

"Old people can be so cute"

"Not a total betty but a vast improvement."

"So, ok, like the Haitians want to come to America, but people here here are all like, well, what about the strain on our resources? But it like this dinner party I threw for my father. It said R.S.V.P. on the invitation but people came who like totally did not R.S.V.P....so if we could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things we could certainly party with the Haitians! And in conclusion, my I add it does NOT say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty! Thank you."

I LOVE clueless!! I've watched it probably 7 times, LOL...i have it on tape.

[Regina]

from Miss Congeniality:

"One time I stole red underware from the department store. My mother wouldn't buy them for me. She said they were satan's panties!"

[Liv4ChiO]

Empire Records:
Deb: "I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets."
Gina: "And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets so it's probably a good thing you went with that look."

The Maxx:

Maxx: "I hope it doesn't say something about my masculintity that I'm seeing pink faries."

Mr. Gone: "So one night I wandered into an alley and found redemption staring back at me."

Julie: "Please tell me I haven't been sitting on this mailbox the entire time..."

and the rest of that movie!!

the Joe commercial
"I'm not a lumberjack, I don't live in an igloo..and it's pronounced about, not A BOOT!"

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Travelling with no boundaries, moving in imaginary.

[agger_rob]

Ok, here's a bunch of great lines from some of my favorite movies, this is kind of long, so bear with me:

Animal House
"My Advice to you, start drinking heavily."
"Better listen to him Flounder, he's premed."

"I think I'm in love with a retard."
"Is he bigger than me?"

"He's serious this time, I think he knows about the exams."
"He's right."
"You're right."
"We gotta do something."
"Absolutely."
"You know what we gotta do?"
"Toga party."

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."


American Pie
"It's just like that college chick told me. All you gotta do is ask them questions and listen to what they have to say and sh*t."
"I don't know man, that sounds like a lot of work."

"Suck me, beautiful."


The Fugitive
"What I want out of each and everyone of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area."


Ghostbusters
"We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass."

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria."


Tommy Boy
"I was checking the specs on the end line rotory gerter... I'm retarded."

"Did I catch a niner in there, were you calling from a walkie talkie?"
"No, it was a cordless."


Varsity Blues
"I can't focus, I need to get some ass."

"Oh my God! She's got this look, like I just fell out of the 'I wanna suck **** **** tree and hit every branch on the way down."

"Jonathan Moxon you are under arrest for not being naked with some sophmore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue."

"Tweeter, do you think you'll enjoy prison?"
"I don't know"


PCU
"Want some advice? Here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before eleven. Beer is your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women, you're a freshman so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?"
"No."
"Someone on your hall will. Find them and make friends with them the first day."

[TinkerbellMTSU]

The Wedding Singer:

"You know he loves you when he lets you have the window seat on an airplane."

"...someone I can see myself growing old with."

"Love stinks, YEAH YEAH!!!"

"Now I want you to taste my meatballs. What do you think?"

"Oh, Robby Hart, you'll make an excellent husband!"

"I vomited in my hair."

"Oh my god, you have a thing for Robby, don't you?"

"(to "George") You SUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

"Now get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up!"

"Linda, you're a b****!"

"Julia Gulia? That's funny."
"Why is it funny?"
"I dunno..."

Robby's friend: "I just need someone to hold me and tell me everything will be all right."
Old Man: "Everything will be alright."

<Robby singing> "I'll give you medicine when your tummy aches, build you a fire when the furnace breaks...I wanna make you smile, whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you
I'll miss you
Kiss you
Even let you hold the remote control
So let me fix the leak on the kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you've had to much to drink
Oh it could be so nice growing old with you."

(I know I'm missing some of the lyrics here, someone help me out.)

I LUV THIS MOVIE!!! I HAVE SEEN IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY TIMES! IT'S THE SWEETEST THING ON EARTH, ESPECIALLY THE ENDING! WHY CAN'T REAL GUYS BE THIS SWEET?


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***Tinkerbell***

~~~Don't worry, be happy!~~~

[Hootie]

I had once rented Night of the Living dead...the black and white version. What a pathetically boring movie. There's nothing but a bunch of moaning zombies and then my favorite line comes when a cop says...
They're dead. They're all messed up
Like jeez, that's the smartest and most observant comment anyone could make. I wonder if he ever stared in any movies after that line.