Mariah Carey - Not only for the reasons listed above, but because I actually listened to her music before she sold all her creative ability out to be "trendy". Wack, and she can get two smacks for still being half-naked in her videos like she's 24 again. *snarl*
Tigger & the yellow girl - I don't even like 106 & Park, but I know that Free and AJ were nowhere NEAR as annoying as you two. Get a grip!
D'Angelo - I still listen to you!!! Did no one tell you that you were supposed to stay around for my personal pleasure and enjoyment? Did you miss the memo that said "Take care of yo' self, man!"...?!?!??!
the "n'em" from Beyonce N'em - You need to be smacked because y'all actually thought you had longevity without Beyoncé - y'all shoulda never let that girl get a taste of that solo money!
Charlie Wilson - I know they told you all that make-up was cute in that video, but you still deserve an honorable popping-upside-the-head.
Monica - I'ma need to never see another woman at a strip club holding that many singles.
Chad from the Neptunes - You gon' let Pharrell do you like Beyonce do Destiny's Child? Jeez..
Nelly - Stop fooling America into believing that grill mess is cute. It's really not. In fact, I have a running tally of how many men with grills have funky breath. Nelly and Paul Wall's breath is humming all over that track.