Top Newbie Questions

[AUDeltaGam]

Hi! I went through rush 2 times and didn't get a bid either time. And now I want to do AI with a sorority. I want to be an AF but will be an ABC as a second choice. Also, I like to call NPC sororities "white sororities". How many groups will want to AI me?

[Jill1228]

How about this:

Q. If I get a bid to a sorority that is not "top tier" and I decide to ditch my bid and rush next year, do you think I can get in?



I gotta go so I can hunt for that snowball's chance in hell!

Or

Q. If I get a bid to a not "top tier" sorority will I still get to socialize with the best fraternities?

[Sister Havana]

Hi. I want to AI into XYZ. Could someone sponsor me even though you don't know me at all?

[MTSUGURL]

Does anyone know why XYZ cut me? I thought I really clicked with all those girls. Oh well. I'll show them. I'll go sleep with Patty President's boyfriend again.

[DeltaBetaBaby]

What should I wear for rush?

What is XYZ's brother fraternity?

Is it true that sorority houses are considered brothels in (insert state here)?

Answers:

A paper bag over your head, I Eta Pi, and only if YOU live there.

[sigmadiva]

Since we're inspired from recent posts, here's one:

'I just paid a Recruitment consultant $500.00 to prepare me for Recruitment, will this gaurentee me a bid?'

Can you say SCAM!!!!!

[AznSAE]

i think it is funny when we reply to the "what is the best fraternity/sorority at ABC school" thread with fake names from animal house or revenge of the nerds.

[AGDAlum]

How could you forget these?

"My two friends (the only two women on the campus who will hang out with me but I won't tell you that) and I have started a sorority and we want to call it [insert name of existing NPC group]. Is that a good name?"

or

"I started a sorority (during finals week last year b/c I was tired of studying, but I won't tell you that, let alone reveal my GPA) and we now have five chapters (I won't add that average chapter membership is 3) including one on [insert name of another continent]."

or

"Ewww, how can there be a noncollegiate sorority with initials the same as [insert name of infamous white supremacist org]. I would never join that!"
Response: You don't live in Indiana and they haven't invited you anyway.


AGDAlum

[Tom Earp]

Said and asked So What is The Point?

Your impotentence is really becoming Under Whelming.

This is for one person who feels that She is bigger than!

We all have Out poiint Vis on any topic. But When one Person tries to become dominent, I have a Problem!

Friggen PC is givinn Me Sh*T!

Sorry.

[kddani]

The #1 Newbie Question:
What the hell did Tom Earp just say?

[OtterXO]

Originally posted by kddani
The #1 Newbie Question:
What the hell did Tom Earp just say?

OMG, I have no idea...but it was something about impotence.

[Xylochick216]

Originally posted by kddani
The #1 Newbie Question:
What the hell did Tom Earp just say?

Hell, that's an everyone question, not just newbies.

[Denise_DPhiE]

I am rolling on the floor but will play along....I have never followed any of Tom Earp's posts. What recreation drugs do you need to take for those posts to be clear? Oy vey.

My favorite recent newby posts have been about ghost groups and AI but my all time favorite is "there is an abc badge on ebay and oh, my god, don't they know that badge is the property of the sorority. Those monster ebay sellers!"

Denise

[radioZTA]

Originally posted by Denise_DPhiE
my all time favorite is "there is an abc badge on ebay and oh, my god, don't they know that badge is the property of the sorority. Those monster ebay sellers!"

Denise

Don't forget about the evil buyers, too... "How dare they buy MY badge if they're not in my group?!"

[lifesaver]

I cant believe we've all forgotten about the newbies from the other side of GC...

"Hallo! My name is Stavros and I am from Mikinos. I am looking for other Greeks. Please for you to listen to my online Greeks radio station for back home."