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alphaiota · #**526** 11-12-2002, 10:00 PM

lifesaver - nice one, didn't think of that when i posted it. lol

h2oot - don't feel bad, i'm just a porn queen anymore. have to give credit to my boy for bringing the freak out of me. oh so much fun.

hot - i give advice about this stuff all the time to "beginners". get some sexy lingerie at fredrick's of hollywood. role playing is fun. fredrick's carries costume stuff that would help. also, things like tickling feathers, flavored dusts and lotions, etc. avoid the edible underwear and edible condoms. they taste terrible. if you don't want to go to a porn shop or anything, just use things around the house like chocolate syrup or whip cream. always winners. however, avoid using the whip cream "down there" it can cause some not nice female problems. but i'd say that's a start for ya. hope you have fun.

shelley j
sigma k

sororitygirl2 · #**527** 11-12-2002, 11:22 PM

Hotdamn...

Have fun but don't be totally trashy if that's not your style (which it sounds like it isn't). Just go to Vickie's and buy a cute chemise or bra/thong/garter set and then get some massage lotion or oil and maybe some strawberries and champagne...

If you want to step it up a little, buy your oils and things from the Kama Sutra line... it's a little classier than most porn-store trash...

alphaiota · #**528** 11-13-2002, 12:07 PM

wow, didn't think my suggestions were necessarily trashy, but thanks for pointing that out. i suggested fredrick's b/c it's not as expensive, yet still has really cute stuff. and as for the tickle feather, uh look at the movie 40days40nights. he gave her an orgasm by only touching her with a flower. if that's trashy, well d@mn, i'm sorry.

shelley j
sigma k

HotDamnImAPhiMu · #**529** 11-13-2002, 04:23 PM

Thanks for the advice ladies! Some great ideas... I think I'll go to a store and look around for more...

Shelly honey I don't think she meant to say you were trashy... I think she was trying to say, "Have fun," (new thought,) "don't do anything trashy if that's not who you are..." as in, "Stick with stuff you're comfortable with," not as in, "avoid all Shelly's rampantly trashy ideas."

You're right, your ideas WEREN'T trashy, they were cute. I'm sure sororitygirl2 thought so too, it's just the internet leaves folks with funny impressions sometimes, you know?

Aside from that --

you know those lotions/oil that are supposed to heat up when you blow on them? good idea/bad idea?

librasoul22 · #**530** 11-13-2002, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by HotDamnImAPhiMu
you know those lotions/oil that are supposed to heat up when you blow on them? good idea/bad idea?

The BOMB idea. Also, the feather thing. Good idea.

alphaiota · #**531** 11-13-2002, 11:41 PM

yeah those lotions are good. they don't taste too bad either.

you're right, the internet doesn't do much for intensions of what we are trying to say.

shelley j
sigma k

James · #**532** 11-14-2002, 09:18 PM

Lotions are way to sticky unless they have improved them recently?

I mean most of the lotions are flavored, if you get my drift, and after a while turning a 5 foot something person into a living-sticky-flavored-lollipop loses its charm

Oh, and sticky lotion makes hairless a serious plus if you take my meaning

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Originally posted by alphaiota
yeah those lotions are good. they don't taste too bad either.

you're right, the internet doesn't do much for intensions of what we are trying to say.

shelley j
sigma k

sororitygirl2 · #**533** 11-14-2002, 09:35 PM

No, I wasn't calling you or your suggestions trashy. My post was completely unrelated... I was just addressing the situation. Go through and read the thread without reading your post... mine addresses HotDamn's post. Sorry you got the wrong idea.

Rudey · #**534** 11-14-2002, 10:36 PM

Question:

The kinky people you've met, how do they look?

-Rudey

Jeff OTMG · #**535** 11-14-2002, 10:52 PM

The wildest girls were easy to spot. They wore ankle braclets and had multiple earrings. That was 20 years ago, now I see girls that aren't all that wild with holes punched in all sorts of places.

ADPiViolets · #**536** 11-14-2002, 11:30 PM

I once heard a story of some guys who were doing it, and they'd all take turns naming off hot girls. Then, there'd always be at least one guy, who'd throw everyone off by saying something like, "Ross Perot."

EM1843 · #**537** 11-25-2002, 06:11 PM

Can't let this thread DIE!

Here's one...

What do you like be called in bed? Or do you prefer no to speak?

Optimist Prime · #**538** 11-25-2002, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by EM1843
Can't let this thread DIE!

Here's one...

What do you like be called in bed? Or do you prefer no to speak?

I want to be called the green latern. but that one has too many syllables.

KSig RC · #**539** 11-25-2002, 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by EM1843

What do you like be called in bed? Or do you prefer no to speak?

Thrillhouse.

er, maybe no talking.

Dionysus · #**540** 11-25-2002, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by EM1843
Can't let this thread DIE!

Here's one...

What do you like be called in bed? Or do you prefer no to speak?

Curious GeorgIA

Oh nevermind....I've never been in bed before.