In this thread, Senusret I complains about bad grammar in facebook status updates - Page 36

preciousjeni · #1 07-27-2010, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by knight_shadow

I think I know what you meant

I guess I'm off too. I thought she was talking about something along these lines: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjvRwVGQwLE.

dreamseeker · #2 07-27-2010, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by preciousjeni

I guess I'm off too. I thought she was talking about something along these lines: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjvRwVGQwLE.

LOL omg! no, you weren't off. lmfao

preciousjeni · #3 07-27-2010, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by dreamseeker

LOL omg! no, you weren't off. lmfao

I'm

at you for assuming that I'm above bawdry humor and double entendres. lol

pshsx1 · #4 07-27-2010, 04:56 PM

I'm stealing that come back for sure.

dreamseeker · #5 07-28-2010, 10:38 PM

saw this on a friend's wall:

HEY MARY. HOW R U. I WS WONDERING IF I CAN HAVE UR ADDRESS SO I CAN SEND U A INVENTION 2 ASIA PARTY. AND I DON'T KNO IF U GOT MY NUMBER WHEN I SENT IT 2 U. BUT IT'S 202-***-*****

invention?! lmao

knight_shadow · #6 07-28-2010, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by pshsx1

I'm stealing that come back for sure.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreamseeker

saw this on a friend's wall:

HEY MARY. HOW R U. I WS WONDERING IF I CAN HAVE UR ADDRESS SO I CAN SEND U A INVENTION 2 ASIA PARTY. AND I DON'T KNO IF U GOT MY NUMBER WHEN I SENT IT 2 U. BUT IT'S 202-***-*****

invention?! lmao

Terrible lol

WinniBug · #7 07-29-2010, 11:12 PM

I'm disappointed. My crazy train-wreck of a cousin that I usually get gems for this thread from has defriended me. :-(
I told her that her son wasn't in the correct safety seat for his age and she went ballistic...

DaemonSeid · #8 08-04-2010, 07:51 AM

Ok..not really grammar related but still...

if you post a pic on facebook and

1) it has you with your boobs 1 button shy of popping out

2) Your skirt so short that Sarah Palin can see your camel toe from her house

Don't get mad when people make lewd comments about it that causes you take down the pic and curse people out.

Duh.

AGDee · #9 08-04-2010, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

Ok..not really grammar related but still...

if you post a pic on facebook and

1) it has you with your boobs 1 button shy of popping out

2) Your skirt so short that Sarah Palin can see your camel toe from her house

Don't get mad when people make lewd comments about it that causes you take down the pic and curse people out.

Duh.

You know, if you're going to talk about me like that, I'll just defriend you. I only friended you for Mafia Wars anyway and you QUIT that. Sheesh.

pshsx1 · #10 08-04-2010, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

Ok..not really grammar related but still...

if you post a pic on facebook and

1) it has you with your boobs 1 button shy of popping out

2) Your skirt so short that Sarah Palin can see your camel toe from her house

Don't get mad when people make lewd comments about it that causes you take down the pic and curse people out.

Duh.

*starting a book of DS quotes*

ree-Xi · #11 08-06-2010, 07:21 PM

Like literaly I'm witnessing a car tha jus exploded an flaming, an it keeps getting bigger. I'm freakin out

Ladys, lemme no if u wana become my client for Bebe, We can set up app for u to cum in, an wut Eva ur style is, jus gimme ur size an I'll have them waiting for u!!! We have alot of stuff on sale an if u spend 125 u get 20 off, or 250 u get 50 off!!!!!! We jus got in a new shippment so hurry b4 all tha good stuff is gone!!!! ; )

I give props to all tha ladys on there hussle n grind, an if u gotta Network on here or any Otha sites than do it, don't listen to petty shyt. Jus cuz u(haters) can't get lagit work , don't hate on tha girls that do!!!!!! Were jus tryen to make money like everyone else!!!!

Omg I'm tha best cook I swear!!! I made tha ill salmon dinner wit asparagus( don't know if I spelled it rite) an loaded baked potatoe, I mean I'm sure any could make that, but I'm jus proud of myself that's all!!!

pshsx1 · #12 08-06-2010, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ree-Xi

Like literaly I'm witnessing a car tha jus exploded an flaming, an it keeps getting bigger. I'm freakin out

I shouldn't be laughing b/c someone might have died...

But I have a hilarious image of her freaking out in her car/house/whatever.

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Originally Posted by ree-Xi

Omg I'm tha best cook I swear!!! I made tha ill salmon dinner wit asparagus( don't know if I spelled it rite) an loaded baked potatoe, I mean I'm sure any could make that, but I'm jus proud of myself that's all!!!

Home girl did NOT just spell asparagus correctly and every other got-damn word wrong!!!!!

Side note: that sounds hella good right now lol

christiangirl · #13 09-22-2010, 03:48 AM

"These little wanna-be ABC heffas kill me, if they ever get a chance to be made they will surely get a lesson in humility! And they surely have no idea of what it means to be a lady, I am disgusted and ashamed, I don't see why I waist my time with some folk."

If you're going to call out folks, for the love of all things holy, use proper spelling. Check your homophones or your high and mighty attitude will be a "waist" of a status.

Senusret I · #14 08-04-2010, 07:53 AM

good morning facebook hows everybody have a question for why do some men thinks its ok to treat u any kind of way and think u dont have any feelings at all and they think can use and abuse u u know what yall think be honest i am just asking??????????????

DaemonSeid · #15 08-04-2010, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I

good morning facebook hows everybody have a question for why do some men thinks its ok to treat u any kind of way and think u dont have any feelings at all and they think can use and abuse u u know what yall think be honest i am just asking??????????????

.....what's sad is I think I see one of those worded close to that at least once a week.

try this one and imagine them posting this DAILY:

GOOD MORNTING.... PRAISE THE LORD....