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Rudey · #1 11-04-2002, 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by KappaKittyCat
HotDamn, the neurotransmitter in question is adrenaline, also known as epinephrine. It's what makes us ladies want to go run laps after sex.

Rudey & Co., I'd like to see the study that shows that cuddling drains testosterone. I suppose you boys are some of the ones who think that being kind is the same thing as being effeminate, which would make you gay. God help us all, we can't have that! Go ahead and get it on, you two, but use a condom. And I, for one, do not want to see pictures.

OP, being kind does work. Eventually you'll find a lady who wises up and realizes what she has with you. All the others will be kicking themselves after a miserable divorce twenty years down the road, saying, "Damn, I should have grabbed that Billy kid when I had the chance."

Listen, I'll give you a shot. Come over and wear something cute. Make sure you don't say anything to embarass me (i.e. don't bust out any crap about oral sex not being a right).

You seem to have used some obsolete form of logic to connect wanting to sleep with lacking kindness to homosexuality. Cuddling doesn't drain testosterone in the literal sense. It means you're not in the mindset afterwards that you would be if you slept alone after the act.

-Rudey
--Oh and I like hooker boots and cowboy hats. Remember, you've got to dress to impress.

KappaKittyCat · #2 11-04-2002, 07:04 PM

No thanks, baby. You're not my style.

Rudey · #3 11-04-2002, 07:11 PM

Now let's get back to business. Would dudes really go down on girls after the act? The questions holds for girls too.

-Rudey

amycat412 · #4 11-04-2002, 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by Rudey
Now let's get back to business. Would dudes really go down on girls after the act? The questions holds for girls too.

-Rudey

YES. Guys AND girls.

Really, I see a lot of squeamishness to a lot of FUN stuff on this thread.

All I can say to that is, you can't knock it unless you've tried it.

alphaiota · #5 11-04-2002, 07:47 PM

i've gone down and guys have gone down on me too after sex. no big deal.

shelley j
sigma k

aephi alum · #6 11-04-2002, 07:59 PM

There are other ways to please a woman, Rudey.

Going down on someone after sex - I tried it once, and learned that rubber tastes awful.

Even if you've removed the condom, the taste sticks around. Not sure how I'd feel about it if that weren't an issue.

Imthechamp · #7 11-04-2002, 08:02 PM

I'd never go down on a girl after sex. I've been in a couple of long term relationships where she got on the pill and no condom was used and it makes me SICK to think about going down on her after I busted one inside.

librasoul22 · #8 11-04-2002, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by Rudey

If there was ever a girl that was deserving of a donkey punch, it would most surely be you my dear.

-Rudey
--Hee haw girl...hee haw

No thanks! I'll let you keep that in the penthouse suite with Imthechamp!

-Rudey + Imthechamp
--Just think...free IHOP afterwards!

Dionysus · #9 11-04-2002, 09:35 PM

But why folks? Wouldn't you all like the taste of what YOU left behind?

James · #10 11-04-2002, 10:22 PM

hrmm . . . I wouldn't know this personally, but I have it on good authority that going down on the girl right after "finishing" inside her is an invitation to a wacky taste sensation. He said he felt a little ill.

The visual I get is a Boston Creme Donut . . after the creme has gone all bad and funky . . . and then slurping the bad funky creme out of the donut and swallowing it all down in one long gulp . . .

As far as going down on the boy? Whats the difference? There is no challenge there at all!

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Originally posted by amycat412

YES. Guys AND girls.

Really, I see a lot of squeamishness to a lot of FUN stuff on this thread.

All I can say to that is, you can't knock it unless you've tried it.

sororitygirl2 · #11 11-04-2002, 10:23 PM

I would usually prefer not to go down on a guy after sex, but I aim to please... If he took awhile to "recupe" and wanted it... I'd probably oblige.

Rudey · #12 11-05-2002, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by amycat412

YES. Guys AND girls.

Really, I see a lot of squeamishness to a lot of FUN stuff on this thread.

All I can say to that is, you can't knock it unless you've tried it.

Well I've had the girl go down on me with and without condom afterwards. With the condom she totally made a face. I've never gone down on a girl after I busted.

James is right...the visual he gave is right on the money.

aephi alum, are we talking about the hands?? I guess that'd work until he got carpal tunnel syndrome or something.

-Rudey

valkyrie · #13 11-05-2002, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by Rudey
And the fact is that guys want to sleep after sex...usually alone. Yes, every once in a while you have the urge to lay with someone there. However, the case is the opposite usually. You can't be upset about that, so just accept it.

If a guy tells you the opposite, he really means he wants to sleep alone, wake up, grab some food, maybe work out a bit, chill with his dudes, etc. If he kept you in his bed, he's going to wake up feeling less physical (cuddling drains testosterone), feeling tired, and thus he won't get to have that wonderful schedule he had planned. But don't worry, we'll call you

Huh. So I guess one would be the luckiest girl in the world if she found a guy who liked to have sex, cuddle, sleep together and then get up in the morning and have sex again...and again...

If the sex is good, there is no need (or desire) for oral afterwards. Just a big glass of water, a nice pillow and some blankets.

Imthechamp · #14 11-05-2002, 12:55 AM

Yeah, I'd be interested if you didn't talk so much and were so f*cking annoying.

Dionysus · #15 11-05-2002, 01:00 AM

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Originally posted by Imthechamp
Yeah, I'd be interested if you didn't talk so much and were so f*cking annoying.

I'm immitating you.

Talk so much? You must be SERIOUSLY deluded!